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road spaghetti

By: Molestia on Apr 24th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.06 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be me (not murrican)
  2. >drive my small car with custom stereo
  3. >listening to all kinds of music
  4. >in mood for some pone wub wub wubmixes
  5. >stop at traffic light wub wubbing subwoffering pretty loud
  6. >it's hot, roll down window
  7. >boxy kei car with riced out exterior pulls over near me
  8. >wub wub babs seed babs seed what we gonna do wub wub wub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UO8zWWIBE
  9. >mirrors and everything is shaking wub wub wub
  10. >feel stare on myself
  11. >notice skinny nerd in glasses from riced kei car starring at me with a smile
  12. >i awkwardly smile starting to feel warmth in my legs
  13. >he rolls down window and points finger on blindbag twilight standing on dashboard
  14. >shows thumbs up
  15. >pasta starts to fall out of air vents
  16. >do awkwardly smile to him
  17. >he pulls out his mc donalds twilight pone
  18. >can't breath pasta almost in the nostrils
  19. >wub wub wub pasta vibrates and starts to fall out from windows
  20. >loud BEEEp comming from behind, it's green light already
  21. >Do rev up the engine and GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE with the tires screeching and pasta flooding the road around me