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Una Pasta Dolce (Spaghetti)

By: MisterElGuapo on May 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.12 KB  |  hits: 462  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a day in Equestria.
  2. >The store is closed for the day.
  3. >You look over Octavia expectantly.
  4. >She frowns up at you.
  5. >Why is she sad? It’s the start of Estrus.
  6. >Wait, today is opposite day.
  7. >HUMAN ESTRUS SEASON!
  8. >Your raging boner rips the clothes from your body as Octavia recoils in fear and arousal.
  9. >Your dick is the drill that will pierce the heavens!
  10. >But first…Octavia’s sweet plot.
  11. >You fuck that mare with the fury of the fist of an angry god.
  12. >Dolce looks on in horror as Octavia’s mouth hangs open, eyes rolling into the back of her head.
  13. >Your daughter strokes her turgid penis hungrily.
  14. >Huh, your little girl’s a futa. Who knew?
  15. >Dolce double teams Octavia with you until your wife dies from pleasure overload.
  16. >Bubble bursts in, dressed like a samurai and wielding a katana.
  17. >”YOU HAVE DISHONORED MY FAMILY!”
  18. >He cuts your head off, screaming “DING DONG BANNU!”
  19. >Your blood smells like tomatoes.
  20. >Spaghetti spews from your neck wound, making loud spurting sounds.
  21. >The last thing you see is Dolce and Bubble rutting like wild stallions over the corpses of you and Octavia.
  22. >Bad end.