- >You look over at Octavia, who stands next to you, bow at the ready.
- “Ready?”
- >Octavia nods with a warm smile.
- >”Lead us off, Anon.”
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwxXNfdsxU
- >It’s now been a month since Octavia came into your life.
- >The most wonderful month of your life.
- >Even better than that one time you went to Disneyland as a kid.
- >Octavia still lives with you, the two of you performing together on occasion like this.
- >The crowds are pretty decent, and the two of you make good bits.
- >Enough that you were able to quit working for Rarity for the time being.
- >The crowd stomps their hooves with the music in delight.
- >You feel Octavia lean against you as she plays.
- >It’s a feeling you’ve gotten used to, especially on these warm summer nights.
- >Ever since that first night when the two of you kissed, your relationship hasn’t gone very far.
- >At least from what you can tell, she’s fine with the pace the two of you have been going. Besides the occasional kiss and the platonic bed-sharing, she hasn’t been pushy for your affections.
- >Unlike somep0ny else…
- >You spy Pinkie in the middle of the crowd.
- >When you talked to her after that night, she seemed her normal, cheerful self.
- >Although she treats Octavia with obvious disdain, Pinkie is usually business as usual with you.
- >On occasion, you’ll get an offhand or hushed comment. Things like how she doesn’t trust Octavia, how she will just hurt you in the end, stuff like that.
- >Maybe that’s what rustles your jimmies so, rustled to the point that you’ve been spending less time with your best friend.
- >The time you spend with Octavia does wonders for your frazzled jimmies though, times just like this.
- >Then there was the time you tried to teach her to swim.
- >Now you know why you never see p0nies swimming.
- >And knowing is half the battle.
- >Thanks, brain.
- >Yo Joe!
- >As the song comes to an end, you and Octavia do your now-routine bow before a crowd of applauding p0nies.
- >Dare I say, Anon, this is one commission well-earned.
- >Thanks, brain.
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- >The two of you laugh and converse with fans after your performance is complete.
- >”You know Anon, a girl could get used to this.”
- “What, the open-air performances, the small crowds, the contemporary music or the slow, almost pastoral life of small town living?”
- >”Yes.” Octavia bumps you with her flank as she signs an autograph for a rather enthusiastic young colt.
- >You chuckle a little. Nice to see her flash that little streak of smart-ass she usually hides away.
- >”ANON! ANON! What are we doing?”
- >You cock your head as Pinkie charges to the front of the line, bouncing up and down like she’s about to burst, her hooves on your thighs.
- “Pardon?”
- >Octavia just glares at your friend. All things considered, it doesn’t surprise you that the two of them don’t get along.
- >Gee, you think?
- >Pinkie has a brief look like you just ran her dog over.
- >Thirteen times.
- >However, it takes just a second for her to resume her enthusiastic bouncing.
- >”Don’t tell me you forgot your own birthday is in two days!”
- >Oh shit, it is, isn’t it.
- >You couldn’t make hide nor hair of this funky Equestrian calendar, so everyp0ny has been celebrating your birthday on the day you first arrived in P0nyville.
- >Oddly fitting.
- >Octavia’s mouth hangs open, aghast. “What do you mean your birthday’s in a few days?! You could have told me sooner!”
- “I…forgot?”
- >Octavia glowers straight through your sheepish smile.
- >”Excuse me, Anon, I will see you tonight. I have an errand to run.”
- >With that, Octavia shoulders her cello, turns her nose up and walks away.
- >Yep, she’s perturbed all right.
- >”So, Anon, we having the party at Sugarcube Corner again?”
- >You smile and put your hand to still the hyperactive party p0ny.
- “Of course! What, you think I’d have it anywhere else? You think I would entrust my favorite day of the year to anyp0ny else?”
- >You aren’t sure it’s that you touched her or your words, but Pinkie looks like she’s on cloud nine.
- “Now, you understand Octavia will be there, right?”
- >”Mmm hmm! I wouldn’t have it any other way!”
- >Pinkie can’t stand Octavia, so you need to take a ha-…wait, what?
- >She just smiles at your quizzical look.
- >”Welp! I’ve got a party to go plan!”
- >And like that, she’s gone.
- >That’s Pinkie for you.
- >Maybe she’s accepting that you’ll never see her that way?
- >I can only hope so, brain.
- >You sling Octavia’s violin under your arm and head off on your own errand.
- >It’s a good thing she left you alone for the time being.
- >It would spoil the surprise.
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- >You are Octavia.
- >You leaf through the catalog with an annoyed look on your face, sitting in the lobby of the local post office.
- >You really, really wish you had some kind of warning!
- >There’s no way this can get here in just two days…
- >You’ll need a week, at most.
- >”Excuse me, miss, can I help you?”
- >You look up at the grey pegasus. You’ve seen Anon talking to her while she’s out on her rounds in the mor…
- >Where the bloody hell is her eye going?
- “Uh….yes, just…give me a moment please…”
- >You go back to your catalogue. So many options…and so little time to decide!
- >Anon, you can be such a jerk, you know that?
- >Octavia, if he was such a jerk, why would you be doing this?
- >Brain, I love you, you are a part of me, but kindly cram it!
- >Why, I never!
- >You wonder if Anon has such vivid conversations with his internal organs.
- >You shake your head. He’d think you were crazy if he knew.
- >You glance up from your perusal at the mail mare…Derpy Hooves, was it?
- >She seems to be staring at you with that unsettling smile.
- >Well, at you, and at a poster at the wall advertising 10% off Hay Bacon Strips at the Saddlebag Superstore mail order grocer.
- >Mmmm….hay bacon strips.
- >You sheepishly smile at Derpy and go back to your shopping.
- >No….too obtuse…no way that would work in…There!
- >Not too expensive, but not too cheap…good brand, good name behind it…it at least it looks like it’s made from quality material, should last for generations if cared for properly.
- >That’s it!
- >You check your bits. Between your shares of what you’ve been earning with Anon and the occasional music lesson, you have just enough.
- >He is going to adore this.
- “Excuse me, Miss…I’d like to send off an order for this…” You point out the item in question.
- >Derpy just nods and scribbles something on an order slip.
- “Also, I’d like them to inscribe this…”
- >You slide a folded note and the requisite bits over.
- >Derpy just nods and writes some more.
- “Now, Derpy…whatever you do, you cannot tell Anon about this!”
- >”OK!”
- “Promise me!”
- >”I promise! Cross my heart, hope to cry, stick a muffin in my mouth!”
- >You smile.
- “Good.”
- >You look over the counter at the order form.
- “…Derpy, that looks like a shopping list for lunch.”
- >”I’m hungry…”
- “…maybe I should fill the form out myself…”
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- >You are Anonymous.
- >And this is the most gut-wrenching decision you’ve ever had to make.
- >You sigh and press your face against the glass, much to the consternation of the owner standing behind the counter.
- >This isn’t going to be an easy decision, but then again, you never expected it to be.
- >Just getting this far was the hardest part, and now you’re getting hung up on this.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrGqC6tKeN8
- >As much as you keep telling yourself this was a hard decision to make, it really wasn’t.
- >Part of you knew this day was coming the moment she walked through the door at Carousel Boutique.
- >Maybe you should have brought Rarity with you, she has an eye for these kinds of things.
- >You sigh. You feel like your heart is going to fly out of your chest.
- >”Sir…perhaps you would like to see one of the pieces up close?”
- >The shopkeeper sees this with every young stallion that graces his door.
- >Oh well…the thrill of youth.
- >You just keep scanning, looking over the individual pieces until you find…
- “…that’s it.”
- >That’s the one.
- >It’s simple, just a single, moderately sized stone. However, the elegance of the gold inlays surrounding it belay the true beauty to be found in such a simple article.
- >It reminds you of a certain p0ny you know.
- >A very special p0ny indeed.
- >You smile as the clerk fishes the ring out for you.
- >You have just enough bits saved up.
- >If Octavia feels only a fraction about you as you do about her, everything she brings into your life…then her saying yes is a foregone conclusion.
- >You have never been so sure of something in all your life.
- >You place your bits on the counter.
- >”You want to buy the extended return insurance, son? You know, just in case?”
- “No need.”
- >This is going to be the best birthday ever.
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- >You are Pinkie Pie.
- >And this is going to be the best birthday ever!
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJD3dL4diY
- >Preparing a party is no problem for you. You do it all the time.
- >This may come as a surprise to some, but parties are kind of your thing.
- >The decorations you always have planned well in advance.
- >This day, Anon’s birthday…
- >It will be just perfect.
- >For you.
- >You make sure you have all the ingredients for the cake.
- >It wouldn’t be a birthday party without the cake!
- >Finally, the main attraction!
- >You pull a small black book out from a drawer, looking for a certain number.
- >Boy howdy, Anon sure is lucky that you only have eyes for him! So many stallions wishing to court Miss Pinkamena Dianne Pie…
- >Ah! Dashing, handsome, a way with the ladies…and he owes you a favor.
- >You pick up the phone and start dialing.
- “Yes…hello, Thunderlane? It’s me! Pinkie!...Yes, I’m doing fine. Listen, remember that party I threw for your little brother before he went to flight school? Well, I have a party coming up in two days and I need you to do me a little favor…”

