A Very Special Fetishshy

>Day *CARRIER LOST* in Equestria.

>It’s Fetishshy again.

“Alright, what do you want to try now?”

>Fluttershy takes a deep breath.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

>”TROLOLOLOOOOOO DAAA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….”

>You deadpan as Fluttershy gives you the Trololo.

>”A-are memes your fetish?”

>You can’t believe this.

“What? No! No, memes are not my fetish! Why would you think that?”

>Fluttershy recoils. “I-I’m sorry…”

“Seriously, the fuck? That guy’s in a hospital in a coma and likely to die soon, and you want to seduce me with it?”

>Fluttershy whimpers as you pause, hit by the look of remorse and fear on her face.

>You sigh and sit down next to the yellow mare.

“Look…I’m, I’m sorry I yelled, alright?”

>”No, it’s okay…”

“No, it’s not. I mean…it just has me thinking, you know? Eduard Khil is such an internet icon, I never imagined him a mortal man…it just, makes me think of my own mortality, you know?”

>Fluttershy nods. “I do. I think about that all the time, that’s why I want to grab what happiness I can while I have the chance. That’s why I keep coming after you.”

>You blink and look at Flutters, at the honest and pure affection in those teal eyes.

>She was right. Life was too short for base games such as this.

>You could die tomorrow, no sense in dying cold and alone.

>You sweep Fluttershy into your arms and share a passionate kiss.

>You two make sweet, sensual love all night long.

>Time passes. The two of you marry, adopt some foals and have a very loving and fulfilling life.

>These are your final hours.

“Fluttershy…we have had a long and happy life together…there’s just one thing left I need to do before I pass on.”

>Flutters nods solemnly. She knew this day would come.

>”Go ahead, Anon.”

>You throw Fluttershy out the window.

>As soon as you finish, your heart takes its final beat.

>Thank you…Trololo Guy.

>Happy End