Title:           dildoland
Author:          Methustos
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DE9nje8V
First Edit:      Sunday 24th of February 2013 10:23:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 24th of February 2013 10:23:09 PM CDT

The trees were made of dildos, the ground under their feet was made of dildos, even the air they were trying to breathe was dildos. All six of them suffocated shortly. The moral of the story is that you can never trust a book by its cover.