Title:           Leninfag
Author:          Metaphysic
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First Edit:      Monday 6th of October 2014 12:24:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 6th of October 2014 12:29:01 AM CDT

>Leninfag did not know much about the way of Equestria.
>Instead of coinciding with a bustling suburbia of joy and tranquility, he instead found joy in harassing one particular pony at the local confectionery.
>No one Anon or pony knew why he would abhor such a kind and happy creature such as Ponks.
>Leninfag spent his days and nights "tending" to underage fillies.
>To most Anons this was acceptable if it were Sweetie Belle or Diamond Tiara, but Leninfag was mistaken and chose the worst loli cunt, known as Scootaloo.
>Scootaloo was born to Morning Glory and followed in the ways of being a homeless crack whorse.
>It is assumed Leninfag being a nasty individual, would be one to take great pleasure in Scootaloo's pus-oozing genital warts and toe sized mouth blisters after long nights at the Trottingham bathhouse.
>He was crude and hypocritical towards other Anons in the fair land of Equestria, but he truly saved his one trick act for the pink pony herself.
>After giving Scootaloo the old one-two while giving her a nice pink sock, her flailing intestines reminded him for his daily verbal assault on Pinkie Pie.
>Leninfag stormed through Sugarcube Corner's doors to only be greeted by the mare herself.
>"Heya! Welcome to Sugarcu- oh...hey Lennie..."
>Leninfag proceeded to grab her by the mane and looked her dead in her deep blue eyes.
"You're complete garbage that belongs in a landfill."
>Pinkie's plastered grin grows to a loose frown as her eyes grow large.
>"Hey! ...Why do you gotta be a meanie and call me all of these bad names?"
>Lenin breathes down Ponk's neck.
"Just because you like being showered in cum doesn't mean I have to."
>Pinkie's eyes grow watery.
>"Why are you being so jerky and out of context?"
>As she says this, Lenin strikes her in the jaw as she falls to the floor.
"Sorry, I don't speak retard!"
>Ponka begins to snivel and tear uncontrollably and trots out as Lenin falls to his knees and starts to sob.
"Why don't you like me, Pinkie?"