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Aryan Fedoration Threadbumpers

By: MetalGearANON on Sep 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.21 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  2. >There was trouble falling asleep last night.
  3. >The Aryan Beauty doesn't like your hat.
  4. >She tried to have you take it off.
  5. >Well, you didn't.
  6. >True loves triumphs highschool crushes any day.
  7. >Too bad you can't make babies with hats.
  8. >Oh well, she'll get over it, and you can continue to escape the friend zone.
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  10. >Wake up in the morning like an overused song lyric.
  11. >Reach for the glorious hat of glory.
  12. >It feels... stiff.
  13. >You didn't wash it with something you weren't supposed to, did you?
  14. >Nah, you never wash your hat.
  15. >Hats don't get dirty.
  16. >Looking over at your nightstand, you see... a fedora.
  17. >What the fuck.
  18. >Where is your hat?
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  20. >Next to the fedora is a note.
  21. >"Dearest Norman, I've noticed that you are quite attached to your current hat, and will not take it off. I understand personal fashion, and worry not! For I have taken it upon myself to make sure your style and needs are taken care of. I have removed your hat and given you a nice, fashionable, new fedora that I made! You will look just PRECIOUS! I understand you don't like your hair being exposed, and there is no need to thank me. Ta-ta! -Rarity"
  22. >Goddamnit.
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