Title:           Random Anon in Equestria Story
Author:          MellowAnon
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First Edit:      Tuesday 22nd of May 2012 01:45:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 22nd of May 2012 01:45:28 PM CDT

Random Anon in Equestria Story
 
>Be day aw who gives a shit any more
 
>Be chillin' under a tree with Spike like kings
 
"So Spike I've been meaning to ask you something"
 
>"What?"
 
"Which came first the dragon or the egg?"
 
>"Well that's easy the dragon of course"
 
"But if dragons come from eggs then wouldn't the egg come first"
 
>"Well maybe, but..."
 
"And if eggs come from dragons then the egg would have come from a dragon which would have come from an egg which would have come from a dragon which would have come from an egg which would have come from a dragon and so and so forth"
 
>Spike has been completely mind fucked
 
"I only asked you because your a dragon and you've been around other dragons once during the dragon migration so I wondered if you ever asked any dragon that question"
 
>"...I don't know and I never asked",He said as a look of suprise began to form on his face,"maybe we should ask Twilight she probably has a book about it or something"
 
>As he finishes his sentence a cascade of apples fall from the tree you both were sitting under, Applejack comes into view momentarily
 
>"Y'all need to head out now ah gotta clear this side of the field before sundown"
 
>You and spike pop your heads out of the pile of apples and look around to see your in Sweet Apple Achers
 
>"Wow didn't even know we were here"
 
"Me neither"
 
>You and Spike retreat back to Ponyville to let Applejack finsh her work
 
>You've been living in Ponyville, or as a matter of fact Equestria for some time now
 
>At first the idea of colorful talking horses made you think you were just on acid again except this time you weren't
 
>The townsfolk have warmed up to a bipedal shaved diamond dog wear pants and a T-shirt so noone really minds when you walk through Ponyville with or without company
 
>Except for on turquoise unicorn,...what was her name Lyra I think,always follows you from a distance with a pair of binoculars and writing down everything you do, as if studing you
 
>I can see her now Species: Anonicus Gender: Male Notes:He tends to be seen with a small purple dragon who I belive to be his slave
 
>You then playfully punch Spike on the shoulder chuckling
 
>"What's so funny?"
 
"...Oh nothing just in my own little world"
 
>Lyra probably wrote down what she just saw, she probably wrote child abuse and is call Pony Protective Services,you think jokingly
 
>"Man,you humans are weird"
 
"Says the dragon that burps magical notes from a sun goddess"
 
>"Hey my fires good for other stuff t..." Spike is cut off by a note from Celestia telling him to transport more parchment to her as she soon will be out
 
>You swing your head back laughing as Spikes face turns red
 
>"Alright, Alright look here we are at library now we can settle this arguement for good"
 
>You and Spike walk into the library and are greeted by Twilight Sparkle
 
>"Hi Spike Hey Anon"
 
>"Hey Twilight me and Anon have a question"
 
"Eeeyup", You say in your best Big Mac impression, this make Twilight giggle
 
>"So which came first the dragon or the egg?"
 
>"That's easy the egg", Twilight say confidently
 
>"But if the egg came first and since eggs come from dragons that would mean that dragons came first"
 
>"...Yes, but going by that logic the egg would come first"
 
"But if the egg comes from dragons then where would the egg come from?"
 
>"A dragon but...If eggs come from dragons and dragons come from eggs then..." she continues to mumble to herself as she looks for a book that has the answers,sadly she has none but her eyes light up with excitement like she got an idea
 
>"Lets ask Celestia she's at least 1000 years old so she'll know the answer", she says getting out a quill and some parchment
 
>Spike teleports the scroll to Celestia through his fire breath as you supress your laughter from your earlier encounter
 
>Minutes turn to hours as you wait for the all knowledgeable princess to answer your question
 
>Finally a reply has been sent
 
>Twilight open the scroll and you and Spike crowd around her to see what she says
 
>Dear Twilight my most faithful and loyal student,
 
>What the fuck! I can't answer this shit to save my life. Fuck you Anon for bringing up such a trival question
 
>Go suck a stallion long hard cock you prick
 
>Signed Princess Celestia
 
>tfw