CrippleAnon Chapter 2: And Then The Stars Appeared

>Each pony lined up one by one and Rainbow flew to her friends as fast as she could

>You see them whispering and it puts you on edge when they start pointing at you while still whispering

>Your edge is lost when Spike enters and you brofist him the power of a thousand bros

>"What's up man how ya feelin?"

"Great man, what about you did Twilight ride your ass the whole time you were at the library?"

>"Nah man she actually backed off and let me do whatever I wanted, so I chilled and ate hay fries all day"

"Nice"

>"Wheelestia the Magical Wheel of Magic has arrived!"

>The wheel appeared...incase you didn't know

>You reach over and give it a nice strong push and it starts rotating

>"The wheel spins and goes round and round where it shall stop nop0ny knows"

>Wheel keeps goin and finally lands on the bitch that started this shit

>Twilight Motha fuckin Sparkle

>Fuck yeah payback

>"The Mighty Wheelstia has chosen Twilight Sparkle as today's caretaker"

>Spike stays with Twilight as the others leave and Rainbow whispers to her some more

>With Rainbow gone and your new plaything standing across from you grin from ear to ear

>"Alright Anonymous, lets get this over with"

"Ok"

>"So what do you need?"

"I'm good right now, Spike you want anything?"

>"I'm alright"

>The three of you sit there silent for what seems to be twenty minutes

>Twilight finally walks over to your heart monitor and stares blankly at it

>Suddenly an idea strikes you

>You whisper your plan over to Spike and he chuckles quietly

>When he stops your close your eyes and stop your heart rate momentarily

>The long monotone beep scares Twilight and she begins running to the door to fetch a nurse

>You open your eyes and start laughing

>When she turns around, you and Spike are laughing your asses off

>She stammers confused but finally says a simple "what?"

"You should see the look on your face heheheh"

>You and Spike continue laughing and Twilight gets pissed

>"That wasn't funny!"

>You can see her anger rising and it makes you laugh harder

>"Hey! I said it's not funny!"

"Yeah well tough titties"

>"Yeah, tough titties" Spike repeats

>"Spike! you never talk like that...what does it mean?"

>"I dunno I just thought I should be his echo"

"Yeah be my echo"

>Twilight rolls her eyes and looks over you one last time

>"Alright now that your alright I have a few questions"

"Get me some breakfast and we'll talk"

>Twilight opens the door and returns minutes later with a plate with a dish on top

>You open your little slot on you bed and prepare to dig in

>She sets the plate down and removes the dish

>Your greeted by flowers, hay, and oatmeal

"I'm not surprised, yet this is really disapointing"

>"Well what do you eat?" Spike asks

"Well humans are omnivorous, so just about any ranging from vegetables and meat"

>Twilight looks at you completely shocked

"I know I know you guys are vegetarian and shit, calm down I don't HAVE to eat meat"

>Twlight sighs but still keeps her edge

"Although I can't eat flowers and hay" you say while digging in to your oatmeal

>You finish the oatmeal in seconds and still feel hungry

"Hey can I have more oatmeal?"

>"Fine" she levitates the bowl over to her and walks out the door again

>You turn to your roomate and offer what you didn't eat

>He gladly accepts and Spike brings it over to him

>When Spike return's to your side Twilight returns with more oatmeal

>You grab it and eat it greedily

>Once your nice and full you hang back and think

>Twilight sits in a nearby chair and watches you closely

>What to do? what to do?

>Twilight by the book Sparkle

>She makes me sick how she just labeled me as a threat

>How to ruin her?

>She's overly-organized, smart, and her special talent is the very essence of magic itself

>I can't play with her mind, she'd tear me to shreads

>I'd beat the shit out of her but she's got that magic and can stop my blows in a second

>I know, I'll act childish and disorganized, she'll hate it so much she'll probably turn to flames again

>You smile smugly at Twilight while you finalize the ideas in your head

>She looks at you confused, but continues watching

"So did you guys happen to go through the stuff in my pocket?"

>"No why?"

"Well I gotta have my phone"

>"Your what?"

"My mobile phone it has all my games and photos of my friends"

>"Mo-bile Phone?"

"It's a square thingy in my pants pocket, speacking of which where's my pants?"

>"Your clothing was almost blown to shreads when we blasted you"

>You stare at her blankly

"So my clothes were destroyed?"

>"Almost there were a few things but we decided to throw them out"

>You almost smacked her but you couldn't move

>...or see really

"Spike I think I'm actually blinded by the amount of rage I have right now"

>"Really?"

>He trys waving a claw in your face but you can't see it

>They then get an eye doctor to come see you

>After almost fifty minutes of work your sight returns

>Once you can see you thank Twilight for taking another sense away from you

>Right now your to angery to be elaborate in your plan to ruin Twilights day, like she ruined yours, so you just decided on being a whiny bitch

"Twilight could you adjust my pillow please"

>She magiclly lifts your pillow up and moves it upwards slightly

"Nope too high"

>She then lowers it slightly

"Nope too low"

>She lifts

"Too high"

>She lowers

"Too low"

>lifts

"High"

>Lowers

"Low"

>Lifts

"High high"

>She stops all together

>"I know what your doing so stop it please"

"What am I doing?"

>"Your being a little foal to try and annoy me"

"I have no idea what your talking about"

>"Whatever"

"Hey can you get me some water please?"

>She walks over to the water cooler and gets you a drink

>She holds it for you because she knows what happened with you and Rainbow Dash

>You then hold all the water in your mouth with your cheeks

>"What are you doing?"

>You put your fists up to your cheeks and push the water out of your mouth and on Twilights face

>"Geeuh! Hey what was that for?!"

"Because I wanted to"

>"Yeah cause he wanted to" Spike echos

>You high five Spike, but keep your not fucking kidding face on

>"Man you humans really are weird"

"I'm rubber and your glue, so whatever you say bounces of of me and sticks to you"

>"What?"

"Chicken Butt"

>"Huh?"

>You sit there with a 100% serious face while you act like a complete child

>Right now your feel like an idiot but it's pissing off Twilight so you keep it up

"Can I have some more water?"

>"No"

"But I'm thirsty"

>"No"

>She gets some water for herself and before she takes the she hears

"How come you get water, I want water!"

>She nearly spat out her drink covered her mouth with her hooves

>She swallows and says the words you were waiting for

>"Will you quit whining?"

>Initiate Rarity mode

"That's not whining *ahem* THIIIIIIS IS WHIIIINING"

>She covers her ears but you continue your Rarity moment

"My arms are tired, this pillows not comfy enough, my back itches," you flail your arms on your pillows, "I WANT TO WALK AGAIN"

>Twilight groans and trys to ignore you but instead is met by

"I have a rash, will you scratch it?, I'm thirsty, I want to go see Lyra"

>Twilight yells in agony and begs you to stop but instead you say

"But I thought you waaaanted whining?"

>Spike over in the corner laughing his ass off with your roomate, while you continue your Rarity moment

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>Eventually, like all great thing you get bored and lie your head on your pillow

>Twilight removes one of your pillows from ears and sighs reliefed

>Your roomate and Spike were conversing the whole time about what you think to be something about Celestia

>"Spike, you shouldn't talk to strangers"

"Aw lighten up tight ass"

>She looks at her flank and blushes

"Calm your dick it's an expression, meaning I called you someone who is stuck up and upitty about shit"

>She lets out an oh and lowers her ears

"Man meeting you in person was way different than I expected"

>"How so?"

>You again extend your arms to point out your immoble

>"Oh" she lowers her ears again

"Man you guys are thick headed"

>"Everp0nies head is thick even yours"

"It's an expresssion for people who figure out things later than others"

>"Oh"

"Man, you know what I'm done for the day," you turn to look at Twilight, "you go do whatever right now I just really don't care"

>"Really?!" her ears perk up and she gets a twinkle in her eye

"Hell no you have to stay here until then end of the day remember?"

>"Buck you"

>"Twilight we don't speak that kind of language around minors" Spike says in his best Twilight expression

"Yeah around minors" you echo

>The sun finally goes down and your met by moonlight and bright ass hospital lights

"Looks like your shift is over, get out of here"

>Twilight happily obliges and walks out the door

"I'll see ya tomorrow Spike"

>"Yeah man, you to Dave"

>Dave waves goodbye to Spike and turns over to go to bed

"Man Dave's got the idea," you lie on your side, "Time for bed"

>With sleep reaching you easily thanks to your Rarity moment, you close your eyes

 

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>The sun rises and beams straight into your eyes

>This happened one too many times on Earth, so, being human, you adapted by growing your hair and moving into your face while asleep

"In your face Celestia" you whisper to yourself

>The door slides open slowly to not disturb your slumber

>Six ponies tiptoe into the room and equally stand on the left and right sides of Anon's hospital bed

>A purple dragon enters after the ponies and stands on the far end of Anon's bed

>You are then lightly shaken by an incredibly soft square like object

>You turn over and grumble "Five more minutes"

>You hear a whispered okay and you return to sleeping

>You then here someone whisper "Fluttershy you have to wake him up"

>The square object shakes you again and you peek to see a yellow marshmallow hoof and pink hair

>"You have to wake up...if that's okay"

>Man that pony is so kawaii

>You sit up and stretch

>You let out a roaring yawn as you move your hair out of your face

>You part it down the middle as your use to doing daily and look around too see your subjects around you and your bro in front of you

>"Good morning Mr.Anon" Fluttershy says with a smile

>"Morning dude" Spike says with a smile

>"Hiya Anon" Pinkie says with a smile

>Silence

"Aww great to see how much the rest of you guys love me"

>The rest of the group rolls their eyes as Wheelestia makes her spectacular entrance

>"Wheelestia the Magical Wheel of Choosing has arrived!" Wheelestia exclaims

>You let out a sigh and spin the wheel

>"Wooo! around and around I go! where I shall stop! nop0ny knows!"

>You let out another sigh and facepalm, when you arise the wheel slows down

>The dial almost lands on Applejack, but to your dismay it lands on Fluttershy

>You scream curse word in your head and punch your pillows as the wheel announces

>"The almighty Wheelestia has chosen Fluttershy as today's caretaker"

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...," you look around and see everyp0ny looking at you

>"Do you not want me to be you caretaker?"

"No..I mean yes, yes and no?"

>"Ooookay?," Rainbow says while trotting to the door, "I'll see you tomorrow Fluttershy"

>Everyp0ny says their goodbyes, Spike broclaws you, and then they leave

>Now it's just you and Fluttershy and Dave your roommate

>You are shitting bricks right now, you don't want to antagonize her, but you want revenge for what the Mane six did to you

>But it's Fluttershy, she's more fragile than glass, she'd be easy to break

>You sit there staring at Fluttershy as she tucks you in with the comfort of a thousand snuggles

>"I just wanted to say, I'm really sorry for what happened that day"

"Uh huh"

>"Is there anything I can do for you?"

"How bout you suck mah dick bitch, heh heh heh heh heh heh"

>She blushes a shade of red that is to bright for words, she then moves the blanket out of the way and begins rubbing your dick with her hoof

"Woah woah woah, I wasn't serious"

>She looks up to you, her muzzle almost pressed against your cock

>"Are you sure? because I won't tell anyone you made me do this"

>You seriously think about this for a moment

>You've clopped before, but this was totally different, like a lot different

>You look over to Dave for guidance and he gives you a smile and a no fingers thumbs up

You suck in air through you teeth, "Okay, but please lock the door first"

>Fluttershy looks at you with excitement as she locks the door

>You look over to Dave one more time for some courage

>He passes his hidden flask over to you and you take a long need sip

>With liquid courage filling you like a Snickers bar you brace yourself as Fluttershy makes her way between your broken legs

(Funny version)

>As Fluttershy works her magic on your little friend you finally get a look at your legs

>they actually don't look too bad, I mean there's a bone sticking out of that one and that one's got a stitch or two...

>...

>Who am I kidding it's a fucking train wreck

>You'd scream or yell or throw up or something, but your getting blown by a horse right now so really what's the worst thing that could happen

>Too be honest she's better than you'd think she'd be, in fact she's actually doing a good job

>Also it's good to see you have felling in your mid-section

>Most importantly your dick

>I mean you've had better blowjobs, but this is the best and first one you've gotten from a pony

>You look over to Dave and see that he's doing everything besides looking over to your bed

>Honestly you don't blame him, I mean if Dave were getting blown by somep0ny, you wouldn't want to be that stalker guy staring at them

>You decide to fuck with him and get him to look

"Hey Dave"

>He catches on to your trick and stares you directly in the eyes

>"Sorry bud but I've been through this scenario before"

>Shit now you've got Dave staring in your eyes to weird you out while Fluttershy sucks you dick

>Eventually you start softening and Fluttershy notices

>"A-am I doing something wrong?"

>She stares at you trying to get you hard again by licking your shaft

"No it's just Dave," you turn to him and he's staring out the window, "n-never mind"

>You get hard again and Fluttershy get's back into the groove

>Dave goes back to staring directly into your eyes to mess with you

>You however counteract this by look at him with 'Drunk gay guy eyeing you across the bar' eyes, you even lick your lips lustfully to freak him out

>It works and he stops staring at you, he however looks down at Fluttershy and she freezes

>"Buck you, Anon" he blushes and looks away from your smug smile

"I love you too Dave"

>He chuckles and Fluttershy gets her confidence back

>Soon you reach you edge and cum in her mouth

>She graciously swallows and licks up the remains

"Wow I really did not see that 'cumming'" you laugh victoriously at your pun alone

>Fluttershy lifts her head from your cock and smiles

>"Is there anything else you need me to do?," she looks at you with eyes set on sex, "and I mean ANYTHING"

"Well to be honest could you give me a bath"

>"Okay, but may I ask why you already took one yesterday"

"Well on Earth when ever I had sexual thoughts about you guys it makes me feel dirty, so I take a shower to feel better internally"

>"Oh" her ears lower and she looks down disappointed

"No no it's not because I'm disgusted by you guys it's just, the stories I read about you guys were kids stories and I guess I made me feel like a pedofoal"

>"Oh!" she looks up and blushes again

>Now for the moment of a lifetime

>WE RIDE INTO THE NIGHT ON OUR FAITHFUL FLUTTERSHYS

>You shuffle your way off your bed and position your self on Fluttershy's back

"You sure you can hold me?"

>"Yeah I'm fine"

>You feel like god right now as Fluttershy flies you over to the bathroom and gently places you into the tub

>The tub fills with soothing warm water and Fluttershy adds some bubble mix

>Soft bubbles, a soft hoof washing your body, you just feel balls on the walls amazing

>Then Fluttershy helps you out of the tub and gently tucks you back into your bed

>You can't help but fall asleep and she gives you a peck on the cheek

>"Good night Anon" she whispers

>...

>Confound turning in early

>Your half asleep at the middle of the night

>You want to get more sleep but your body is ready to wake up

>You open your eyes and scan around the area

>The moonlight filled the room from your side of the room's window

>You get a view of almost everything even Dave, who is soundly asleep

>You can also see a yellow silhouette walking over to him

>Is Fluttershy still here? What is she doing?

>She looks over Dave and assure herself about something

>She then trots over you and you close your eyes

>You open them just enough to see, while still looking like you're asleep

>You can see her look over your body and even peers at your eyes to make sure your asleep

>Good thing you got stealth tips from the internet though because she thinks your totally asleep

>She nods and smiles to herself unaware that you're actually awake

>She then slowly but surely untucks you from your bed

>You watch as she removes the blanket from the lower half of your body

>She looks and your crotch then looks at you

>"I want more of your delicious cream" she whispers to you blushing

"You'll have to wait until another time" you whisper back

>She jumps and notices your awake

>You stare blankly, but your not mad though

>She tucks you back in and walks out the door

>Well that was weird

>Back to sleeping

 

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>A short nap later and your awake once again with everyp0ny standing at your bedside

>You look over to Fluttershy, she’s blushing really hard and smiling in your direction

>I bet she wants to be my caretaker again, you think to yourself

>You turn to Spike for your daily dose of bro-ness

“What’s up Spike?”

>”Not much man, just chillin and grillin”

>You look over Spike and wave to Dave

>Dave waves back and tells you Wheelestia is here

>That and the fact that “Wheelestia the almighty wheel of choosing” was shouted in your ear

>You turn to the Wheel  and turn with all of your might

>”Spin! Spin! Spin! Who’s going to win?” Wheelestia shouts

>Damn  I’ve had enough of these fucking sayings, you think to yourself

>The spins for a while and then lands on the one you’ve been dying to get as a caretaker

>”The Mighty Wheelestia has chosen Rarity as today’s caretaker!” and with that the Wheel disappears with a puff of smoke

>Rarity stands there baffled and even a little rustled

>You sit there with a big ass smirk on your face

>Fluttershy stares daggers at Rarity…wait what?

>You look over to Fluttershy and she has one hoof on your thigh and stares at Rarity like she’s some unwashed whore

>Everp0ny notices this and give her confused looks

>You just want to hide under your blanket until you die

>”Fluttershy, darling, are you alright?” Rarity says feeling the sting of her ice cold stare

>”I’m fine,” she grits her teeth and forces a smile, “just fine”

>You blush incredibly as thoughts rush into your mind

>What if she tells them what we did? What she thinks Rarity’s trying to steal me away from her? What if she thinks we’re a couple…Well that doesn’t sound too bad, but What if she tries to kill Rarity for it?

>The more you thought about it the more you wanted to shrink until you were the size of an atom

>Eventually everyp0ny else leaves except Fluttershy and Rarity

>Rarity begins to move closer to you until Fluttershy puts her hooves around your neck

>”He’s mine you home wrecking hussy! Leave him alone!”

>You, Rarity, even Dave collectively gasp

>”Fluttershy! What has gotten into you?!”

>”Anon,” she looks at you with sultry eyes, “and it felt good”

>You blush and hide your face with your hair as Fluttershy goes back to staring at Rarity

>”Fluttershy, you didn’t… really, you know?”

>”Not yet, but I got a taste of Anon’s manly seed and I’m not gonna share him with some whore!”

>Rarity dry heaves, until she realizes it’s not lady-like

>You…seriously don’t wanna be here right now

>If only I had the ring of power right now, You thought

>Finally you removed the hair from your face and turned to face Fluttershy

“Look she’s not gonna try and steal me away from you, she’s too regal and majestic and other crap like that”

>”But look at her and all that makeup, her type always steal men from their lovers”

>”Trust me when I say this, I would rather but rutted to the ground by Prince Blueblood before I let this, dirty ape, lay a finger on my lady parts”

>Fluttershy tackles Rarity and they wrestle a bit before Nurse Redhart breaks them up

>Fluttershy stands panting and staring coldly at Rarity

>”I’ve got my eye on you, bitch” she slaps Rarity and spits on her hoof before exiting the room

>You turn to Dave, “Well that was unexpected,” Dave says, “ she kinda seemed like the shy, quiet type to me”

“She is… but not when you mess with her man apparently” you say completely taken aback by the corresponding events

>With Fluttershy gone and Rarity’s complete shocked at her friend’s behavior gone, Rarity bombards you with an assault squad of questions

>”What did you do to Fluttershy?” ironically this was the only one you could make out

“Nothing, shit, what do I look like A Pimp Named Slickback?”

>”Well you obviously are this Slickback because…”

“It’s A Pimp Named Slickback you have to say the whole thing”

>”I shall do no such thing”

“Then you asked for this” you say as you smack the ever loving shit out of her

>Rarity gets confused and tries to use her charm to get Dave to beat the shit out of you

>”Sorry, but when a bitch step out of line she’s gotta be set straight”

>Rarity stammers back to your bedside, horn shooting off sparks and eyes lusting for blood

>Well this is off to a good start

>”…I can see that you are going to need a bit of a rougher touch, than I had thought previously,” her horn gets surrounded by magical aura, “So I’m going to need bit more of a stronger pinch, be right back” and with that she gets covered in a blue light, only for it to fade instantly with her lying on the ground, smoking and unconscious

“What the hell?”

>A scroll has been placed on her smoking back and it unfurls itself

>You and Dave stare at each other and you pick up the note

Dear Rarity or Twilight,

                I have cast a special spell just for you two. In you try to shirk your duties and teleport out of the room, your spell will be replaced by one that shocks you. Have fun

                                                Sincerely,

                                                        Princess Celestia

>Rarity wakes up, completely dazed and confused with magical sparks still zipping around her frizzled hair

>When she peers at the note you were holding, she gets incredibly angry…actually rustled might be a better word for it

>”Fine I guess you’ll have to do for now, but you better be on your best behavior  mister”

“Well I would, but it seems I can’t find a fuck to cast” you say with a slap of your broken knee

>Your writhing in pain, but you still laugh point blank into Rarity’s annoyed face

>This angers her even further, but you gave no fucks as you gave one more ha to her snarling face

>”You are acting very rudely Anonymous” she says angrily

“Oh I’m sorry Miss Rarity, shall I stand and bow to you? Oh wait I can’t!”

>You both glare at each other as if having a staring contest

>Nothing is breaking either concentrations

>You sit there glaring at the little marshmallow bitch

>And you realize this is incredibly boring, so you break eye contact and lay you head on your pillow

>“So you give up then?” she says with a sigh

“No let’s just call this a break”

>”Good, now on to other things, what is with your mane? Black maybe slimming but your head is slim enough, and why is it so long? Are you really a male?”

>You stare blankly before reaching out and messing up Rarity’s mane with your hand

>”Ugh! How dare you?!” she shakes her head once and her mane snaps back to normal, “I have half a mind to show you some manners mister”

>You ignore her and do it again

>”You…You…Uncouth ruffian!”  she shakes her head again “A proper gentleman would not behave in such a manner”

“Whatever” you say while rolling your eyes

>”Humph!” she says raising her nose high in the air

”I’m kinda hungry, could you get me some food?”

>”Humph!” she says raising her nose even higher

“I said, I’m hungry, you have to obey my every whim”

>”I shall do no such thing, so long as I’m treated like this”

“I’ll treat you anyway I want, unless you treated me better when we first met?”

>He closed eyes pop open with realization as she calls Nurse Redhart to bring up some food for you

>The hospital, specialized a menu in bigger portion sizes just for you; Dinner containing salads and cherry jello

>You and Dave get to chow down on some food while Rarity watches

>…which gave you a great idea

>You start shoving salad in your mouth with your hand and noisily chew while making sure she can see the food mashing

>Then you add the jello and it’s a slimy and somewhat disgusting abomination in your mouth

>Rarity turns green and rushes to the bathroom to throw up

>You laugh victoriously even though you still had to eat the monstrosity

>Boredom reaches you earlier than usual

“Alright I am tired of bothering you, you may take your leave” you shoo her away with your hand like a ‘proper gentleman’

>”Really?”

“Hell no I’m just bored of you I’m going to bed”

>Lucky for her the sun just went down which meant the spell on the door was gone and she could leave

>She rushes out the door, nearly knocking down Nurse Redhart in the process

>”Good news Dave, we checked your charts and you’ll be able to leave tomorrow!” she says with a smile

>”Alright I can’t wait to get back in the sky” he says stretching his hooves

“You fly?”

>”Yep genuine Pegaus” her says showing you his broken wings

“That’s cool man, wish I could leave sometime soon”

>”Don’t worry Anon I’ll visit ya whenever I can”

“Thanks man”

>You roll over and sleep peacefully