The Swarm: The Shittening

> Day cancer in Equestria

> Wake up

> Shit, shower, shave

> Eat some Cheerilee Berry O's

> You hear something outside

> You look out the window and scrunch your face in disgust

> A swarm of Fluffyshys has enveloped your house

> "Fwuffyshy wan Anon's ass!  Fluffyshy wan ruin Anon's ass!" They all cried out in unison at the sight of you

> They cling to the glass, humping the cold window and squirting their foul hay smelling liquid

> You look away in disgust and try to figure out how to get out of this

> As you pondered, a even more foul stench reaches your nose

> "Why Fwuffyshy no smeww pretty?"

> Looking outside you saw the swarm of Fluffshys taking large dumps on your lawn and house

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

> You hardly could breathe with the smell of shit filled the air

> "A-ANON.....  THIS IS FLUTTERSHY."

> Struggling to your feet, you see Fluttershy holding a blow horn outside, startling the Fluffies and causing them to shit them even more

> "A-ANON, IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME YOUR CHIMP DICK..... I-I'LL HAVE TO KEEP THIS UP."

> Opening the window slightly, you ignore the smell and yelled out

"NEVER!"

> Quickly closing it, you run to the only place you know that would be free of the taint

> Running to the top of the stairs with the last ounce of strength left, you open and close the door, jumping and landing on your bed

> You closed your eyes and attempt to drown out the constant chirping of the Fluffshys

> Hours later you awaken to find them all asleep

> Quietly walking downstairs, you quickly fix yourself something to eat

> Closing the curtains in the kitchens and lighting up a candle, you look in the cabinets

> Grabbing a can of chef Boaryardee ravioli along with a fork and bowl, you dump the delicious food into the bowl and microwaved it

> As you stood there, you heard something

> "Waaaa.  Fwuffyshy smeww sketties!"

"Shit...."

> Soon the house was alive with the sound of countless Fluffies trying to break in

> Most tackled the house, breaking their necks and bodies and crying out for hugs

> Those that were injured were trampled and stepped on by their friends and family in the attempt of breaking into your house

> The house was once again aflame with ceaseless chatter and the sounds of the Fluffyshys' insane gibbering

> As the microwaved beeped you quickly grabbed the bowl and ran upstairs, ignoring the searing heat

> Just as you reached the stairs, one of the windows broke

> "G-get him my pretties!"

> At the sound of Fluttershy's command, the Fluffyshys piled upon each other, smothering and crushing those below them

> As they reached up to the window, many of them disembowel or cut them upon the broken glass

> "NUUUUUU!!"

> "No wan owwies!"

> "Need huggies!"

> As the bodies fell to the ground, spilling urine, blood, and their guts on your carpet, you raced up the stairs

> "Daddeh!  Wait!"

> The Fluffies began trotting towards you, those who had mastered their wings hopped towards you

> "Wan speciaw hugs!"

> Opening your door, you quickly got inside and began barricading the door

> After a few minutes you hear light tapping on the door

> "Fwuffyshy wan daddeh coom!"

> They continued to tap on the door and babbled for hours

> You tried again and again to sleep but it eludes you

> "A-ANON."

> Sighing, you open the window and look to see Fluttershy with the blow horn

> "D-DO YOU GIVE UP NOW?"

"NO!"

> "O-OKAY."

> She threw the blow horn at you

> Dodging, you avoided the damn thing but the window broke

> As you went to grab something to clean it, you hear a buzzing noise

> A living mound of Fluffyshy clash against the side of your house, propelled by the collective power of their tiny weak wings

> Climbing and stepping on each other, they were like a living carpet of yellow and pink fluff

> They slowly crept towards the broken window

> The first of the few sliced themselves upon the broken glass, their blood and insides spilling out

> Some cried out for hugs, other begged for death

> “Wan die now!”

> “Fwuffyshy needs huggies!”

> The rest merely walked over their comrades and waddled towards you adorably

"No!  Stay back!"

> "Huggies!"

> "Speciaw huggies!"

> "Coooom!"

> As they waddled towards you, you remembered your bowl of ravioli

> Grabbing it, you shouted at the top of your lungs

"SKETTIES!"

> They instantly stopped and began drooling

> "WAN SKETTIES!"

> "GIB FWUFFYSHY SKETTIES!"

> You threw it at Fluttershy, hitting the bowl on her head and spilling it all over her

> The Fluffies jumped out of the window and plummeted to the ground

> Their bodies and heads cracked as blood and organs spilled out of their mouths

> You opened the door and began kicking away the mounds of Fluff as they clung to your legs and humped you furiously

> As you fought your way through, you ran towards the forest as the remaining Fluffies gave chase

> You ran as your legs burned

> After what seemed like hours you stopped and rested

> The chirping and chatter of Fluffyshys was absent in the air and you knew you were safe for now

> The question was, what will you do against the swarm?