Randy Savage: IDWF Anti-Rape Squad 2

"Dusty Rhodes, do you think you're what our forefathers were thinking about when they thought up the American Dream? Ooooh, yeah, I don't think so"

 

 

> Day OH YEAH in Equestria

> Go for a walk through Ponyville when you're stopped by Twilight and Trixie

> "IS this the chimp you were complaining about to the GREAT AND PO- Err, THE HUMBLE AND NORMAL TRIXIE!"

> "Trixie, you can stop with the whole humble thing.  We know since the last magical duel that you're still a boastful bitch."

> "Shut it Twilight.  Let Trixie show you how to capture a... Handsome chimp."

> You quickly turn only to get zapped by Trixie's magic beam

> "Where are you going Anon?  Trixie has a few tricks to show you."

> She drags you closer with her magic, you struggled to move before finally you called out for help

"I'M BEING RAPED AND I HAVE NO SLIM JIMS!"

> The ground shaked and a large booming voice could be heard

> "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

> The Town Hall exploded as Randy Savage erupted from the building carrying boxes of Slim Jims

> "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

> He threw sticks of Slim Jims at Twilight and Trixie

> Twilight quickly raised a shield but the might of the tasty meat and spices was too powerful

> The Slim Jims penatrated her shield and hit her and Trixie with such force, that they flew a few feet

> You got up and watched in awe as Randy Savage walked over to you and smiled

> "HERE YOU GO MACHO MANIAC, NOW GO AND ENJOY BOTH THE SLIM JIMS AND THE SHOW!"

> He quickly lept into the air and dropped both Trixie and Twilight

> Getting up, Randy Savage began to climb Sugarcube Corner for his next attack

> Struggling to get up, Twilight and Trixie helped each other up

> "Trixie, we need to stop this mad man so we can get Anon!"

> "The GREAT AND POWERFUL Trixie agrees."

> They both began charging their horns with magic and aimed it at Randy Savage

> Reaching the top, Randy Savage jumped off and prepared to end the fight early with another elbow drop

> Trixie and Twilight fired off two clossal beams of pure magical might and shot Randy Savage out of the sky

> The ground shook heavily as Randy Savage fell

> Grinning, Trixie and Twilight continued to fire at Randy

> Crawling, Randy Savage tried to get up but was constantly shot down by Twilight and Trixie

> "I-I NEED HELP.  I NEED YOUR HELP PARTNER!"

> "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

> The two unicorns stopped when they heard that

> For a moment, there was nothing but deathly silence

> Then, you turned as you heard something from the distance

> "Here comes.........."

> "Here comes....."

> "Here comes..."

> You smiled and Randy Savage laughed

> "What so funny muscle man?" Trixie said

> Sugarcube Corner exploded

> "HERE COMES KOOL AID, HERE COMES KOOL AID!"

> From the wreckage stood a large pitcher with arms and legs filled with red Kool AiD

> "I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"

> He threw his pitcher towards the two ponies, splashing them with purple Kool Aid

> "AHHH MY MANE!"

> "MY COAT!"

> "WE'RE STICKY!" They both cried out in unision

> Helping Randy Savage up and giving him a nice cold glass of fruit punch Kool Aid, they both turn to the sticky pony

> "SHALL WE DO THIS TOGETHER PARTNER?"

> "OOOH YEAAHH!

> "OOOOOH YEAHH!"

> The two continued to scream OH YEAH at each other for a few minutes before charging towards the ponies

> Randy Savage cloths lined Twilight and Kool Aid Man began to unleash a barrage of punches on Trixie

> Finally, laying their respective opponents down, they began to scale the tops of buildings and jumped into the sky

> Meeting up several hundred meters into the sky, they high fived and began their great descent

> Blazing like two Phoenixes, they came crashing down into their targets creating two large smoking craters

> The shockwave created by the impact caused you to fly backwards

> Getting up, you dusted yourself and ran to the craters

> Checking in one, you saw Twilight's unconcious and broken body along with two boxes of Slim Jims, picking them up, you venture towards Trixie's crater

> In there, there were several packets of various flavors of Kool Aid scattered around Trixie's body

> Taking them, you head home to enjoy Kool Aid and Slim Jims

 

> In Canterlot, Celestia shivered, she knew this feeling

> He has appeared in Equestria and left his drinks her

> Getting up, Celestia look outside and frowned

> Seems like she'll have to investigate this anomaly and find clues about why her rival has revealed himself here

 

NEXT TIME, IN RANDY SAVAGE INTER-DIMENSIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION ANTI RAPE SQUAD, WILL RANDY SAVAGE BE ABLE TO TAKE ON FLUTTERSHY, RAINBOW DASH, AND THE WONDERBOLTS?  WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN CELESTIA AND THE KOOL AID MAN?  HOW WILL ANON ENDURE THE TORTURE OF PINKIE PIE'S RAPE PARTY?  TUNE IN NEXT TIME IN RANDY SAVAGE INTER-DIMENSIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION ANTI RAPE SQUAD!