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By: MayorMareAnon on Mar 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.33 KB  |  hits: 95  |  expires: Never
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  1. > Day Almighty in Equestria
  2. > Wake up, shit, shower, shave
  3. > Go downstairs only to find Fluttershy smiling in your kitchen wearing an apron holding a bubbling purple potion in her hooves
  4. > "This time Anon, I'll make you love me!"
  5. > Turning, you ran into your living room and grabbed your mighty war drums
  6. > Fluttershy only smiles as you watched you play the drums with your mighty hands
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybkgANVnzLc
  8. > "Whatever you're doing, it won't help you Anon."
  9. "PATAPONS, THE ALMIGHTY NEEDS YOU."
  10. > Suddenly as you said that, a dozen of Patapons scurry out of hiding
  11. > Standing no taller then an inch, carrying shields, spears, swords, and one carrying a large flag
  12. > Beating the drums, the Patapons start singing
  13. > Screaming out, you sing along with them
  14. "PON PON PATA PON."
  15. > Fluttershy only stood there dumbfounded as she watched you and the Patapons sing
  16. > They quickly threw their spears at Fluttershy
  17. > Fluttershy shielded her eyes from the toothpick sized spears and quickly turned and flew for the doors
  18. > Stopping, the Patapons return to their homes hidden in your house and you go back to continuing your day as if nothing had happened
  19.  
  20. > Flying away from Anon's house, you float down into your garden crying
  21. > Floating towards a bed of flowers, you continue to cry
  22. "Why won't you love me Anon?"
  23. > You felt somepony poking you
  24. > Jumping, you turned to see a creature the same size as those things that Anon had
  25. > It was red with a pink flower on of it's head
  26. > Whatever it was, it wasn't alone
  27. > Several more came out of hiding, some different colors, others were pudgy or skinny
  28. > All of a sudden you heard a hiss and saw Opal
  29. > She lunged at the small things
  30. > You quickly grabbed her
  31. "Oh Opal, you can't just attack these poor wittle guys.  Let's get you home."
  32. > As you flew for Rarity's home, you noticed the little creatures trying to follow you
  33. > Putting Opal down for a moment, you get down towards them
  34. "A-are you guys following me?"
  35. > They all nod and reached up with their hands for you
  36. "D-do you guys have a home?"
  37. > They looked at you and a few shook their heads
  38. "W-would you guys want to live with me then?"
  39. > All of them shook their heads vigoursly up and down
  40. > Scooping them up, you placed them in your mane and picked up Opal heading for Rarity's
  41. > As you flew, an idea started to form in your head
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