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By: MayorMareAnon on Mar 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.78 KB  |  hits: 130  |  expires: Never
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  1. > Day irony in Equestria
  2. > Wake up, shit, shower, shave
  3. > Go for a walk
  4. > As you're walking, Fluttershy floats down blushing
  5. > "H-hi Anon, do you w-wanna go out with me?"
  6. "Sure."
  7. > "R-really?"
  8. "Yeah."
  9. > "YAY!"
  10. > Her face freezing up, she clentched her heart
  11. "Fluttershy?!?"
  12. > You grabbed her
  13. > "A-anon... I think I just had a heart attack."
  14. "No, no! Fluttershy, hang on, I'll get you to a hospital!"
  15. > Holding onto her, you ran for the hospital
  16. > By the time you got there, she was already gone
  17.  
  18. > You open your eyes
  19. > Looking around, you saw meadows on fluffy clouds, animals of all kinds playing with each other
  20. > Amongst them you also saw other ponies, and even your great aunt Tulip
  21. "W-where am I?"
  22. > A great booming voice erupted
  23. > "YOU ARE IN PONY HEAVEN FLUTTERSHY."
  24. "I-I am?"
  25. > "DO YOU DARE QUESTION PONY GOD?"
  26. "N-no sir."
  27. > "GOOD.  NOW ENJOY YOURSELF FLUTTERSHY, FOR YOU ARE IN HEAVEN."
  28. > You look around inspecting your new home
  29. > It had everything you could ever want
  30. > Bunnies
  31. > Birds
  32. > All the fluffiest animals you could want
  33. > All but one thing though
  34. "Anon...."
  35. > The booming voice came again
  36. > "I'M SORRY FLUTTERSHY, BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIM."
  37. "Wha-what do you mean?  All I have to do is wait."
  38. > "YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.  ANON IS NOT OF THIS WORLD NOR HE IS A PONY.  HE WILL NEVER COME TO YOU, OR STAY WITH YOU IN PONY HEAVEN."
  39. "Th-that's impossible!  Can't you do anything about it?"
  40. > "I CANNOT AND I SHALL NOT."
  41. > You start to get angry
  42. "What do you mean?  You're Pony God!  Can't you just talk to the Human God and arrange something?"
  43. > "NO, NOR SHALL I TALK TO HUMAN GOD.  PONIES SHALL STAY IN PONY HEAVEN AND HUMANS WILL STAY IN HUMAN HEAVEN.  IT IS THE LAW!"
  44. > The voice stopped talking
  45. > You stood there, dumbfounded
  46. > Angry, you told yourself he was wrong!
  47. > Anon will come, you'll just have to wait
  48.  
  49. > And wait Fluttershy did
  50. > For hours
  51. > For days
  52. > For months, years, decades, and centuries
  53. > Never stopped hoping that Anon would come
  54. > Her friends couldn't do anything to stop her when they arrived and learned of her ordeal
  55. > She just sat there on the clouds, waiting at the shining gates
  56. > Her eyes, now void of anything
  57. > Emotions
  58. > Light
  59. > No sign of what was once Fluttershy was there
  60. > Pinkie Pie couldn't make her laugh
  61. > Applejack couldn't budge her
  62. > Rarity couldn't comfort her
  63. > Rainbow Dash couldn't get a response from her
  64. > Even Twilight couldn't use her magic to make her smile
  65. > And forever, Fluttershy sat there, in heaven but to her, her greatest Hell
  66. > Every so often, in her head she would hope to hear Anon
  67. > Even his scoldings, his anger, anything
  68. > Only thing she had heard from him was silence
  69. > And so Fluttershy to this day, continues to wait for Anon at the gates of Heaven, only to continue to wait there and never move
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