Title: The Fluffy Factory: What Goes Around Author: Mayclore Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/mVyL3v0h First Edit: Friday 6th of July 2012 08:33:50 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 6th of July 2012 08:33:50 PM CDT >You are a young white unicorn foal. >Even your mane and tail are white.  Your eyes are a chilly green color. >You were only brought up here a couple of days ago. >You came from a place full of baby and young fluffies that didn't smell pretty. >This place smells very pretty all the time. >You have your own little bed and litter box in your box thing. >You always remember to make good poopies. >You don't want those terrifying blue fluffies to come and hurt you again. >The big shiny thing is coming.  You're already awake and waiting. >A few minutes pass before a human comes in.  The one with the purple fluff. >Not far behind her is a human with shiny things in front of her eyes and long, brown fluff. “Pway?” >Purple Fluff Human smirks and walks over.  “You're up early, kid.” “Haf 'nuff sweepies, wan' nummies!” >”You can wait until everyone else eats.” “Wan' now!” >Purple Fluff rolls her eyes and looks back at the other human. >”This one's getting spoiled, Whitney.” >Brown Fluff makes a sad face.  “I can't help it, she's so pretty...” >”Keep an eye on her.  With Cherry sick, we don't have a constant babysitter.” >It took the first day that you were here to figure out you were different. >Every time another fluffy hurt you, or played too hard, they got punished. >You ate first, before any other fluffy. >You got to go in the playpen first, and then leave it last. >You're special, so you should be treated as such.  You should eat now. “Wan' nummies now!” >Purple Fluff ignores you.  She's not like Brown Fluff. >Brown Fluff does almost whatever you ask, when you ask for it. >When Purple Fluff leaves, you start pouting. “Pwease gif nummies, mommy...” >It works like a charm.  She leaves and comes back with a bowl. >”Be quiet, okay?  I don't want to get in trouble.” >You stuff your face full of the colorful cereal. “Wuv mommy!” >All the other fluffies are waking up now. >A few complain that you're eating before them. >”She woke up first, calm down.” >After everyone eats, some of the fluffies are set down into the big hole to play. >You are, as before, the first to go in. >You prance around snootily as more humans come in and disappear into the red door. >”Wan' pway!” a purple wingie says, nosing a ball over to you. >When Brown Fluff isn't near the pen, you buck the ball right into his face. “Fwuffy dumb, baww dumb.  No wan'!” >”Why huwt fwuffy?!” he cries.  Brown Fluff picks him up. >”What happened?” >”Meanie poni huwt fwuffy!” he sniffles, pointing at you. >Brown Fluff looks at you.  You start pouting hard. “Fwuffy sowwy, no mean to...” >She sighs and sets purple wingie back down.  “Be more careful.” >Once she's occupied, you do it again. >This time, purple wingie doesn't cry out, he just lays down and sobs. >More foals are put in.  You turn your nose up at them when they ask you to play. >You go to a corner and take all the blocks from a dumb green unicorn. “Dese mine now.  Go 'way.” >”Bu' pwayin...” “Fwuffy dumb.  Go 'way.” >She sniffles a little, waddling away. >You play with the blocks until a strange human walks over to the side of the hole. >”Wow, look at you!” he says, smiling down. >You walk over and smile. “Pway wif fwuffy?  Am bes' fwuffy!  Aww dese fwuffies dumb!” >Purple Fluff comes over and looks down at you too. >”She's beautiful, but she seems like a bit of a brat.  I don't want her to hurt the fluffy I have already.” “Dat fwuffy dumb!  Am bes' fwuffy eva!  Am pwetty!” >Why isn't he hugging you? >Purple Fluff folds her arms.  “I can fix that for you, if you're serious about buying.” >”If you could, I'd take her home right now.” >Of course the human is going to take you.  You're the best fluffy here. >The humans are talking and using words that you don't understand, so you prance around and blow raspberries at the lesser fluffies. >After a while, Purple Fluff picks you up and takes you through the red door. >No fluffy is ever allowed there! >Besides those blue ones that follow Purple Fluff, but they're dumb. >You are obviously the best fluffy if you get to go here. >You are carried through rooms until you reach a drab, grey place with bags everywhere. >There is a shiny flat thing that Purple Fluff sets you on. “Dis cowd, no wike!  Gif huggies!” >Another human appears.  You've seen her before.  She has yellow fluff. >”Tiffany, cut her legs off...but don't reset her.” >Yellow Fluff smiles a scary smile and sets you down in a metal pan.  It's cold too. “Dis no wawm!  Gif huggies an' wawm to bes' fwuffy!” >She's holding you down by your tummy. “Dumb hooman!  Dat no how gif huggies!” >What are those things she's holding? >You watch dumbly as your left front leg is cut off. >Suddenly, there's a blue hot thing that Yellow Fluff holds to where your leg used to be. >That's when the pain floods your mind. “OWWIES!  WHY TAKE WEGGIE?!” >She lops off your right foreleg. “NUUUUUUUU, PWEASE NO HUWT FWUFFY!  FWUFFY SOWWY SAY HOOMAN DUMB!” >You lose control of your bladder and bowels, spraying waste all over your flawless white fluff. >She hacks off and burns your rear legs.  You are reduced to a sobbing, blubbering mess. “Why...why huwt fwuffy...why take fwuffy weggies 'way...” >Purple Fluff leans down.  “Because you're the best, prettiest fluffy.” “Why...why huwt pwetty fwuffy...” >”Your new owner is paying a lot for you.  He doesn't want you running around and getting in trouble.” “Wan' wun...wan' pway...pwease gif weggies back, pwease, no wan' be pwetty no mo'...” >You're taken to another room where you get a thorough cleaning. >Your fluff is white and beautiful again, but you no longer notice. “Pwease gif weggies, sowwy be pwetty fwuffy, no be pwetty eva 'gain...” >The stranger human holds you in his arms.  “That seems to have calmed her down a lot.” >He takes you out and puts you in his vroom box. >He ignores you when you cry for your legs. >Your new home is big and pretty and smells lovely. >You have a new fluffy friend, a blue wingie with orange mane and tail. >You get delicious nummies hand-fed to you when the human eats. >None of this matters.  You're far too busy thinking with all your fluffy might. >Thinking of ways to be ugly, so your legs will come back.