Title: The Fluffy Factory: Be Careful What You Wish For Author: Mayclore Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/KXtr7km1 First Edit: Saturday 9th of June 2012 09:43:42 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 9th of June 2012 09:43:42 PM CDT >Owwies, shiny bright hurts your eyes... >Oh, it's wake up time! >You are a male, monotone grey unicorn fluffy named Foggy. >You were sleeping in a warm, happy pile with your fluffy friends until the shiny bright came. >Your bed is big and soft. >Even the red floor outside the bed is soft. >You pull yourself from the fluff pile and go make good poopies in the litter box in the corner. >Then you get a drink from the water dish and go over to where your toys are. >You stack your blocks.  You love blocks. >Behind you, the other fluffies are still sleeping. >You can't really count, but there are four others in the sleepy pile. >You are the smallest fluffy of all. >One of the girls even called you a baby, but that's silly. >You eat the nummies like they do, that means you're a big fluffy! >It's been a long time since your mommy brought you home. >When she did, you were very, very little. >You missed your mumma at first. >She was really nice and gave milk to all your brothers and sisters! >She cried a lot too. >Huggies didn't seem to help. >Now, you don't even remember her. >All you know is you love your friends, and you really love your mommy. >The big swingy thing on the side of the room opens. “Mommy!” >The other fluffies wake up and come over. >Together, you give mommy's leggies a big hug. >She looks funny.  Her fluff is all messy.  It looks fluffier than your fluff! >”Good morning, kids.  Everyone used the bathroom?” “Foggy make good poopies!” >Mommy smiles at you.  You're really happy. >Your friends waddle over to the litter box. >They all try to get in at once, but it's not big enough. >”Move, nee' make good poopies!” >”Wait your turn, Oliver.” >Oliver is a greenish fluffy with wingies.  He's the biggest and strongest. >Mommy, though, is the smartest. >She always knows how fluffies should do things. >Once everyone has made good poopies, you all follow mommy to the nummies place. >The floor here is shiny and slippery. >You nudge your friends around on it. >They squeal while mommy uses the hot thing to make mommy nummies. >”Mommy, wan' sgettis!” >The pretty white fluffy with no head-thing or wingies always wants sgettis. >”Spaghetti is for dinner, Snowflake.  This is breakfast.” >”Wha bekfas'?” “Bekfas' mean wake up nummies!” >Mommy smiles at you again.  “You're such a smart guy, Foggy.” >You jump around! “Foggy smawty!  Foggy smawty!” >You all crowd around the big bowl with the nummies. >Mommy calls these oats. >They're not as good as sgettis, but still pretty good. >Once you're done, mommy takes you all back to the soft floor room. >This makes you sad, because you know she's getting ready to leave for a while. >She comes in one more time and gives you each a really good nummie. >”I'll be back tonight.  Be good, okay?” >”Okay! Miss mommy!” “Bye Mommy!  Foggy miss you!” >She pets you all and leaves again. >Now you're sad. “Whewe mommy go...miss mommy...” >Everyone else is sad too, so you give them huggies. >Huggies leads to playing. >You play blocks with Oliver, while Snowflake and the blue fluffy with the head-thing chase each other. >You can never remember the blue fluffy's name, it's long and hard to say. >The red fluffy who has wingies too is sleepy, so she takes nappies. >You can't remember her name either. >The shiny bright goes away until the room becomes dark and kind of scary. >It's okay, because you remember that this means mommy will be home soon. >”Dawk scawy!  No wan' dawk!” >The red wingie fluffy really doesn't like the dark. >Mommy had to bring her a little shiny bright that comes on when sleepies time is here. >When it's almost completely dark, you all hug her to make her feel better. “No be scawed, mommy be hewe soon!” >A few minutes later, you hear the rumble noise. >Soon, the swingy thing opens and the shiny bright above comes on. “Mommy!” >”Have you been good while I've been at work?” >”Fwuffies good fwuffies!” >Everyone runs over to mommy and tackles her leggies. >”Owwies, mommy's leggies huwt Snowfwake!” >Mommy picks her up and hugs her. >”I told you to be careful when I'm wearing my boots.  Come on, let's go eat.” >You follow mommy to the nummies place again, sliding around on the floor. >”Uh oh, nee' make poopies!” Oliver yells.  He runs back to the soft floor room. >”Chase!  Wike chase game!” the blue girl fluffy yells. >”Nuuuu!  No chase Oweeva!  Nee' poopies!” >Mommy laughs as they run out of sight. >While mommy waits on the hot thing, she goes into the big window room where the shiny box is. >She sits down on the long soft. >You leave Snowflake and the red wingie friend to their hugging and follow her. >Something seems wrong. “Mommy okay?” >You raise up on the black part of her leggies and stare. >She picks you up and puts her beside you. >”There was a bad fluffy at work today.” >You puff your cheeks! “Bad fwuffy huwt mommy?!” >Snowflake and red run in when they hear you. >”Mommy huwt?!  No huwt mommy!” red yells. >She picks them up too.  You all hug mommy's tummy together. >”He didn't hurt me, just made me sad.  He tried to bite me, but I'm okay.” >Everyone puffs their cheeks.  You make your cheeks even puffier.  It kind of hurts. “No huwt mommy!  Bad fwuffy nee' sowwy-stick!” >Mommy pets all of you. >”He needs an example.” “Wha zampwe?” >Mommy smiles at you.  “An example is something you use to teach things.” >”Teach bad fwuffies be good fwuffies?” Snowflake asks. >”That's right.  You could come with me and we'd teach 'em.” “Wan' go!  Wan' go!  Wan' be zampwe!” >Everyone leans up on mommy, begging to go. >Oliver and blue come back, they start begging too because everyone else is. >”You can't all go, you know.” “Wan' zampwe bad fwuffies!  Foggy teach be good fwuffies!” >Mommy pets you again. >”You're still little, Foggy.  The bad fluffy might hurt you.” “N-no wan' owwies...” >”Snowfwake be zampwe!  Snowfwake big fwuffy, no be huwt!” >”Okay then, tomorrow you can go with me.” >Snowflake is the happiest. >She jumps down and runs around chanting 'zampwe'. >After dark nummies time, mommy puts you back in the soft floor room and says good night. >You all fall asleep in a big pile. >”Be bes' zampwe...” Snowflake whispers in her sleep. >When the shiny bright comes, mommy comes in. >The shiny things in her ears glitter.  Her yellow fluff is really, really yellow. >You have wake up nummies with her like usual. >Everyone goes back to the soft floor room, but mommy carries Snowflake this time. >”You all be good while we're gone, okay?” >”Okay mommy!  Miss mommy an' Snowfwake!” >She leaves.  While Oliver and red play ball, and blue stacks blocks, you pout in your big bed. >You wanted to be the example.