- >You are a young white unicorn foal.
- >Even your mane and tail are white. Your eyes are a chilly green color.
- >You were only brought up here a couple of days ago.
- >You came from a place full of baby and young fluffies that didn't smell pretty.
- >This place smells very pretty all the time.
- >You have your own little bed and litter box in your box thing.
- >You always remember to make good poopies.
- >You don't want those terrifying blue fluffies to come and hurt you again.
- >The big shiny thing is coming. You're already awake and waiting.
- >A few minutes pass before a human comes in. The one with the purple fluff.
- >Not far behind her is a human with shiny things in front of her eyes and long, brown fluff.
- “Pway?”
- >Purple Fluff Human smirks and walks over. “You're up early, kid.”
- “Haf 'nuff sweepies, wan' nummies!”
- >”You can wait until everyone else eats.”
- “Wan' now!”
- >Purple Fluff rolls her eyes and looks back at the other human.
- >”This one's getting spoiled, Whitney.”
- >Brown Fluff makes a sad face. “I can't help it, she's so pretty...”
- >”Keep an eye on her. With Cherry sick, we don't have a constant babysitter.”
- >It took the first day that you were here to figure out you were different.
- >Every time another fluffy hurt you, or played too hard, they got punished.
- >You ate first, before any other fluffy.
- >You got to go in the playpen first, and then leave it last.
- >You're special, so you should be treated as such. You should eat now.
- “Wan' nummies now!”
- >Purple Fluff ignores you. She's not like Brown Fluff.
- >Brown Fluff does almost whatever you ask, when you ask for it.
- >When Purple Fluff leaves, you start pouting.
- “Pwease gif nummies, mommy...”
- >It works like a charm. She leaves and comes back with a bowl.
- >”Be quiet, okay? I don't want to get in trouble.”
- >You stuff your face full of the colorful cereal.
- “Wuv mommy!”
- >All the other fluffies are waking up now.
- >A few complain that you're eating before them.
- >”She woke up first, calm down.”
- >After everyone eats, some of the fluffies are set down into the big hole to play.
- >You are, as before, the first to go in.
- >You prance around snootily as more humans come in and disappear into the red door.
- >”Wan' pway!” a purple wingie says, nosing a ball over to you.
- >When Brown Fluff isn't near the pen, you buck the ball right into his face.
- “Fwuffy dumb, baww dumb. No wan'!”
- >”Why huwt fwuffy?!” he cries. Brown Fluff picks him up.
- >”What happened?”
- >”Meanie poni huwt fwuffy!” he sniffles, pointing at you.
- >Brown Fluff looks at you. You start pouting hard.
- “Fwuffy sowwy, no mean to...”
- >She sighs and sets purple wingie back down. “Be more careful.”
- >Once she's occupied, you do it again.
- >This time, purple wingie doesn't cry out, he just lays down and sobs.
- >More foals are put in. You turn your nose up at them when they ask you to play.
- >You go to a corner and take all the blocks from a dumb green unicorn.
- “Dese mine now. Go 'way.”
- >”Bu' pwayin...”
- “Fwuffy dumb. Go 'way.”
- >She sniffles a little, waddling away.
- >You play with the blocks until a strange human walks over to the side of the hole.
- >”Wow, look at you!” he says, smiling down.
- >You walk over and smile.
- “Pway wif fwuffy? Am bes' fwuffy! Aww dese fwuffies dumb!”
- >Purple Fluff comes over and looks down at you too.
- >”She's beautiful, but she seems like a bit of a brat. I don't want her to hurt the fluffy I have already.”
- “Dat fwuffy dumb! Am bes' fwuffy eva! Am pwetty!”
- >Why isn't he hugging you?
- >Purple Fluff folds her arms. “I can fix that for you, if you're serious about buying.”
- >”If you could, I'd take her home right now.”
- >Of course the human is going to take you. You're the best fluffy here.
- >The humans are talking and using words that you don't understand, so you prance around and blow raspberries at the lesser fluffies.
- >After a while, Purple Fluff picks you up and takes you through the red door.
- >No fluffy is ever allowed there!
- >Besides those blue ones that follow Purple Fluff, but they're dumb.
- >You are obviously the best fluffy if you get to go here.
- >You are carried through rooms until you reach a drab, grey place with bags everywhere.
- >There is a shiny flat thing that Purple Fluff sets you on.
- “Dis cowd, no wike! Gif huggies!”
- >Another human appears. You've seen her before. She has yellow fluff.
- >”Tiffany, cut her legs off...but don't reset her.”
- >Yellow Fluff smiles a scary smile and sets you down in a metal pan. It's cold too.
- “Dis no wawm! Gif huggies an' wawm to bes' fwuffy!”
- >She's holding you down by your tummy.
- “Dumb hooman! Dat no how gif huggies!”
- >What are those things she's holding?
- >You watch dumbly as your left front leg is cut off.
- >Suddenly, there's a blue hot thing that Yellow Fluff holds to where your leg used to be.
- >That's when the pain floods your mind.
- “OWWIES! WHY TAKE WEGGIE?!”
- >She lops off your right foreleg.
- “NUUUUUUUU, PWEASE NO HUWT FWUFFY! FWUFFY SOWWY SAY HOOMAN DUMB!”
- >You lose control of your bladder and bowels, spraying waste all over your flawless white fluff.
- >She hacks off and burns your rear legs. You are reduced to a sobbing, blubbering mess.
- “Why...why huwt fwuffy...why take fwuffy weggies 'way...”
- >Purple Fluff leans down. “Because you're the best, prettiest fluffy.”
- “Why...why huwt pwetty fwuffy...”
- >”Your new owner is paying a lot for you. He doesn't want you running around and getting in trouble.”
- “Wan' wun...wan' pway...pwease gif weggies back, pwease, no wan' be pwetty no mo'...”
- >You're taken to another room where you get a thorough cleaning.
- >Your fluff is white and beautiful again, but you no longer notice.
- “Pwease gif weggies, sowwy be pwetty fwuffy, no be pwetty eva 'gain...”
- >The stranger human holds you in his arms. “That seems to have calmed her down a lot.”
- >He takes you out and puts you in his vroom box.
- >He ignores you when you cry for your legs.
- >Your new home is big and pretty and smells lovely.
- >You have a new fluffy friend, a blue wingie with orange mane and tail.
- >You get delicious nummies hand-fed to you when the human eats.
- >None of this matters. You're far too busy thinking with all your fluffy might.
- >Thinking of ways to be ugly, so your legs will come back.
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