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Judgment: The Dump (2/3)

By: Mayclore on May 18th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.07 KB  |  hits: 537  |  expires: Never
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  1. >It is necessary that you keep these fluffies as calm as possible.
  2. >Since their stomachs are already distended, they are a threat.
  3. >If they become agitated and begin running around, a few may get out into the city.
  4. >You must kill them in the least traumatic way you can.
  5. >Thus, the bag of treats.  These aren't the treats they sell at stores, though.
  6. >These are the things they use to humanely euthanize fluffy ponies at vets.
  7. >Since fluffies are notoriously terrified of needles, they get these yummy death sentences instead.
  8. >They contain enough pentabarbitol to wreak havoc on the fragile fluffy nervous system.
  9. >”New fwiend haf nummies!” one shouts.
  10. >The herd wobbles over to you as fast as they can.
  11. >You now notice that some of the fluffies have injuries.
  12. >Some of them limp visibly, others have one eye, or one ear, or even no ears.
  13. >Some are missing fluff in various places, and a few only have one or two legs.
  14. >A sizable amount of other fluffies are wearing collars with tags.
  15. >Lost strays.
  16. >It's too late for them now.
  17. >”New fwiend, can haf nummies pwease?” a fluffy green unicorn asks, pawing at your legs.
  18. “Of course.”
  19. >You have a seat on the dirt, opening the bag.
  20. >You hand out treats, one at a time, to the fluffies that approach.
  21. >”Yummy nummies!” they bleat.
  22. >This encourages more fluffies to come over, including injured ones.
  23. >”P-pwease no huwt fwuffy,” a pinkish pegasus missing one of her wings begs.  “Jus' wan' nummies fo' tummy...”
  24. >You pat her gently on the head and smile while feeding her the deadly delicacy.
  25. >A collared yellow unicorn stray comes up next.
  26. >“Am hung'y an' miss daddy, new fwiend take to daddy?”
  27. “Sure I will.”
  28. >”New fwiend hewp fwuffy!” he cheers, hugging you as tight as he can.
  29. >You feed him a treat and send him on his way.
  30. >”New fwiend no huwt fwuffy?” a blue earth fluffy with one eye asks.  “Gif nummies?  Wuv fwuffy?”
  31. >You pet him gently as he eats his last meal, reassuring him that you won't hurt him.
  32. >Fluffies come over one at a time.
  33. >They speak to you about being hungry, about not wanting to be hurt.
  34. >They miss their daddies and mommies, they miss the other fluffies in the houses they once occupied.
  35. >”Why sweepy?  New fwiend gif nummies!” you hear behind you.
  36. >A brown pegasus nudges the dying green unicorn you fed first.
  37. >His breathing is so slow, the pegasus thinks he's napping.
  38. >Even as you continue feeding the patient, jabbering fluffies, their friends begin to fall around them.
  39. >”Wha?  Why nappies now?”, “Fwiend sweepy!”, “Huggies sweepy fwiend!”
  40. >You receive more hugs during the next hour from fluffies than you have in the previous six months.
  41. >They bleat how much they love you for being nice, for giving them a toy, for feeding them.
  42. >They reward your kindness with licks, and nuzzles, and embraces.
  43. >You reward their trust with death.
  44. >Soon, over three-quarters of their number lie comatose and dying.
  45. >The remaining twenty-five or so are beginning to get nervous.
  46. >”Why fwiend no wan' huggies?” they begin to ask.
  47. >It takes more urging to get them to eat.
  48. “They're tired, let them sleep.  Come get a treat.”
  49. >After some work, you're down to five less than willing fluffies.
  50. >”Am scawed, fwiends take big nappies, fwuffy no wan' take big nappies...” a dark red pegasus says.
  51. >He understands what is happening.
  52. >”Big nappies?  Wha dat?” a purple unicorn asks, just after gulping down the treat you finally convinced her to take.
  53. >You reach into the bag and realize you've got a serious problem: you're out of treats.
  54. >Oh well, there are only four fluffies left.
  55. >You'll have to off them the old-fashioned way.
  56. >You stand up and walk over to the nervous red pegasus.
  57. >”No wan' big nappies, new fwiend, pwease no gif?” he pleads.
  58. “I won't.”
  59. >”Fank you!” he cheers, waddling over to hug your leg.
  60. >Before he can, you raise that foot and slam it down on his skull, popping it like a melon.
  61. >Brain matter and fluff cling to your boot as you walk toward the three remaining fluffies.
  62. >”Nuuuuuuu!  Why new fwiend huwt fwuffy?!” they bawl, clinging to each other for comfort.
  63. >The purple unicorn is feeling the effects of the drugs.  Her speech is slurred.
  64. >”Whaaaaaa...?  New fwiiiiiiend huw...huwt?  Fwuffy?” she drawls, stumbling around like a drunk.
  65. >The three fluffies left are too terrified to run.
  66. >”Pwease no huwt!  Pwease no huwt!” they shout at you.
  67. >You pick them up, one by one, and throw them down on the ground to injure them.
  68. >Sharp cracks come from their legs as they impact the dirt.
  69. >They lie on the ground sobbing, trying to drag themselves away from you.
  70. >Now that they can't get away, you stomp their skulls.
  71. >You're done here.
  72. >You start throwing fluffy corpses into the disposal cell while the purple unicorn waddles about, occasionally falling on her side and crying.
  73. >It's an odd sound, like a regular fluffy pony mewl slowed way down.
  74. >The tags of the collared strays catch your eye as you toss them in.
  75. >A yellow pegasus named Lemondrop.
  76. >A blue unicorn with a whitish mane named Gandalf.
  77. >A reddish-orange earth fluffy named Sunset.
  78. >All the tags have phone numbers, addresses.
  79. >You continue to drop the dead into their mass grave.
  80. >Was this one a once-beloved family pet that was no longer wanted?
  81. >Did this one get lost after being scared, and never found its way home?
  82. >Even though this one had only two legs, did it somehow escape its abusive owner to find a better life?
  83. >You feel a light thump on the back of your leg.
  84. >The purple unicorn has expired, tipping against your calf.
  85. >You throw her in last.
  86. >As you dust off your hands, you look around.
  87. >Across from you, a silvery pegasus with yellow eyes and a white mane and tail looks back.
  88. >Where the hell did it come from?
  89. >It – she, you quickly learn – begins shrieking.  “Munsta!  Munsta hewe!  Munsta huwt fwuffies!  Wun!  Wun 'way!”
  90. >She waddles away at top speed.
  91. >You look in the direction she's going and see a fuckton of swollen dams, and an equally high number of panicking attendants in the distance.
  92. >And you're all out of delicious death treats.
  93. >Shit.