- >You've got a new fluffy pony.
- >However, you suspect something is wrong.
- >She has wings, and is white.
- >And she has a horn.
- >She also has multicolored, pastel hair that flows in non-existent breezes.
- >This morning, you woke up and caught her at the window, staring at the sun.
- >Or, you thought it was morning. The clock says it's midnight.
- >”I am fwuffy Cewestia!” she bellows adorably. “I have de powa to waise de sunny sun!”
- >Apparently, she's done just that.
- >”I am yo' mighty god-empwess! Bow before my dominion ova de skies, lands, and seas!”
- >You're about to panic, but suddenly fluffy Celestia topples over onto her side.
- >She thought too long about the ocean.
- >Fluffy Celestia has drowned.
- >Her magic has sealed the sun in place.
- >Half of Earth is a frozen hellscape where no life exists.
- >Other half is a sizzling, plant-infested greenhouse, where animals' biological clocks are fucked constantly.
- >Many animals die of sleep deprivation as the day now never ends.
- >Human civilization fractures irreparably.
- >Fucking fluffy ponies.
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