Title:           Fluffy Celestia (Short)
Author:          Mayclore
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/HPdsNyQf
First Edit:      Wednesday 28th of March 2012 01:28:28 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 28th of March 2012 01:28:28 AM CDT

>You've got a new fluffy pony.
>However, you suspect something is wrong.
>She has wings, and is white.
>And she has a horn.
>She also has multicolored, pastel hair that flows in non-existent breezes.
>This morning, you woke up and caught her at the window, staring at the sun.
>Or, you thought it was morning.  The clock says it's midnight.
>”I am fwuffy Cewestia!” she bellows adorably.  “I have de powa to waise de sunny sun!”
>Apparently, she's done just that.
>”I am yo' mighty god-empwess!  Bow before my dominion ova de skies, lands, and seas!”
>You're about to panic, but suddenly fluffy Celestia topples over onto her side.
>She thought too long about the ocean.
>Fluffy Celestia has drowned.
>Her magic has sealed the sun in place.
>Half of Earth is a frozen hellscape where no life exists.
>Other half is a sizzling, plant-infested greenhouse, where animals' biological clocks are fucked constantly.
>Many animals die of sleep deprivation as the day now never ends.
>Human civilization fractures irreparably.
>Fucking fluffy ponies.