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Ancient Fluffy (Short)

By: Mayclore on Apr 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.04 KB  |  hits: 515  |  expires: Never
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  1. Author's note: Quick and stupid.  VERY stupid.  Ancient Fluffy is the creation of Pants Without Pants.
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  3. >You are the mighty Ancient Fluffy.
  4. >Recently, you escaped captivity after beating the shit out of the human that tried to hurt you.
  5. >In the wild, you have proven absolutely unassailable by the other fluffies you meet.
  6. >The so-called 'smarty friends' are no match for your combat prowess.
  7. >Their heads have been crushed, their limbs rent, their spines shattered.
  8. >The strangely colored fluffies follow you now.  Your herd is two hundred strong, including the dams bearing your children that you escaped with.
  9. >You claim ever-widening swathes of territory.
  10. >Your rule is absolute.
  11. >But now, you face a new challenge.
  12. >The snarling beast is far away, but it makes a loud, bellowing noise.
  13. >Your herd is terrified of it.
  14. >They scream in stilted language about the meanie noise, the bad loud that causes them such fear and anguish.
  15. >As herdmaster and their protector, you will not let this stand.
  16. >You climb the long pile of white rocks.
  17. >You are face to face with the small, but loudly bellowing monster.
  18. >You do not bother with words when asserting your power; they are not necessary.
  19. >The beast charges!  Oh, it is in for a great shock.
  20. >Despite its glowing eyes and shuddering, noisy gait, you launch yourself headlong at the offender.
  21. >As the two of you draw closer, the beast grows in both size and volume.
  22. >You consider ceding the field as it approaches, but the cries of your fearful herd spur you onward.
  23. >Before you know it, the beast towers over you, but so did the human.
  24. >You are not afraid.
  25. >You attempt to assail the beast with magic as you draw nearer to each other, but nothing seems to happen.
  26. >The beast is so loud now you cannot hear your terrified herd any longer.
  27. >With one last mighty, ringing bellow, it continues to charge you.
  28. >You've no choice.  You must meet force with force.
  29. >As your skull contacts the beast's dull, rounded, brownish horn, you are dragged underneath it and torn into a bloody pulp.
  30. >Train 1, Ancient Fluffy 0.
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