Title:           Anon: Princess Destroyer #1
Author:          MaybeAGreentext
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xdezpC42
First Edit:      Monday 15th of September 2014 09:13:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 15th of September 2014 09:13:34 PM CDT

>As Anon walked across the sidewalk, he felt something.
>Something that he couldn't have felt...
>...
>He felt the presence of somebody gazing upon him.
>But where was it coming from?
>He look around, and, to his surprise, he saw a telescope pointed toward him, it was being operated by none other than Princess Celestia.
>He was shocked and disgusted that she would pick a fight with him, so he did what he had to...
>He had to fight back!
>He started running toward the unsuspecting Princess, and at the very last moment he leaped up onto the balcony where she stood.
>Princess Celestia could do nothing more than look at her opponent in horror and surprise.
>She tried to talk, but before she could, Anon was on the move again.
>Before long, the Princess was being bombarded with a seemingly unending barrage of punches.
>By this time, the Princess could barely think, let alone defend herself.
>She could never stand a chance against Anon.
>It was time for the finishing blow...
>Anon started doing his ceremonial killing call and with a look of dread Celestia watched as Anon let out a bone-chilling "Wolowolowolowolowolo"!
>Anon then picked up the defenseless Princess, threw her into the, which was then followed by him smashing the Princesses head with his muscular thighs.
>The fight was over as soon as it started; Anon took one final look at the mutalated body of the lifeless Princess, finally Anon leaped over the castle, for his work here was done...