Title: WW1 Anon (slave pone) Author: Maxim_ Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/GQVEed0F First Edit: Tuesday 16th of February 2016 09:51:38 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 16th of February 2016 10:22:49 PM CDT November, 1914, East Africa   >you stir from your slumber to the sound of whistling >it was a somber tune, yet soothing >like a lullaby >lacking complexity, it made up in emotion >a wave of euphoria washed over you >it reminded you of home   >then it stopped as soon as it started >and with it went your rememberance of home >the cold, steel hand or reality forced you back to the present >as you rose from your wooden cot you noticed something >John's was empty >next to the Maxim on the lip of the trench was the silhouette of John Dennison >you notice that his lighter is lit aflame >the tanga mud softened your footsteps as you approached him >he clearly did not acknowledge your presence, his attention focused on nothing >such a peaceful night has no place here >you guys were being picked off, trench by trench >Kennith's platoon wad ambushed last night due to one of the bastards leaving a lantern on >pikeheads were drawn to it like moths to a- >the lighter! >without a second thought you yank him back to earth by the elbow, eliciting a yelp >Dennison's lighter lands in a puddle with a patter, the flame disappearing instantly >"what the hell anon!" >"that was my bloody fuckin lighter mate!" "And you and your little birdsong and lightshow could have killed us!" >our tussle was interrupted by a third party >"what in the hell are you two tossers doing at this hour," shit, our CO woke. "Those ponies of theirs can hear us miles off, and we're only a few hundred yards away!" >Wallace, our Commanding Officer, was right >the war has been an uphill battle since the germans discovered those magical horses >reminded you of your childhood vacations to shetland >"get the fuck back to sleep." >that was the end of it. >both of us shut up afterwards, fearing Wallace's wrath >you brace yourself for the inevitable hell you will recieve tomorrow