movie night 1

>"OK ANON! you ready for the scariest night of your LIFE!"

>Rainbow says as she flys around your front room

>"Come on Dash, what did you pick for us tonight?" Twilight says.

>All your pony friends are sitting on your sofa (minus Rainbow who is putting on the movie) and tonight is Movie night.

>Rarity called the end seat early on, Fluttershy was sitting on the other side, AJ insisted she sat next to Rarity just so she could make fun of her when she gets scared.

>Pinke was sitting next to Fluttershy so she could cheer her up if she got to scared and Twilight and Rainbow sat next to you.

>Thank goodness they could all fit.

>Rainbow finishes with the DVD menu and you see the title.

>"REVENGE OF THE DREAD PONY"

>Don’t judge a book by it’s cover anon, you’re sure it’ll be fine.

>"Ooooh, I heard about this one." Twilight says once Rainbow sat down.

>"They say that a little filly over in Hoofington watched the last part of this film and Princess Luna had guard over her dreams all week!"

>Now that is what you wanted to hear, films so scary that immortal godesses had to watch over whoever sees them.

>Fluttershy starts mumbling something to quiet for you to hear but Pinkie picks up on it.

>"Ah don’t worry Fluttershy, remember it’s just a movie and nothing is gunna get you while you big auntie Pinkie Pie is around!"

>Fluttershy says something else but you are not paying attention anymore, the film is starting and you all have popcorn and drinks.

>Tonight was going to rock.

 

45 minuites later—-

 

>Tonight suuuuucks.

>This has got to be the worst horror movie ever made.

>No, calling this a horror movie is an insult to the genre.

>The big bad monster is a fucking skeleton.

>You can see the fucking strings holding it up for fuck sake.

>There is no plot, no reason behind it.

>Scooby fucking doo is scarier than this trash.

>The ‘Climax’ of the story is the protag being chased through what is quite fucking clearly the royal castle in the Everfree Forest and then the ‘Dread pony’ turning into stone with the sun rising.

>Even worse.

>NOPONY DIED.

>Everyone escaped at the end.

>The baddy only locked them up in the dungeon and planned to eat them later.

>Bull. fucking. shit.

>You can’t belive you wasted an entire hour watching such rubbish.

>You are about to share your feelings with the ponies next to you when you notice the scene.

>AJ has practicly shat herself and is leaning into Rarity who is holding AJ for comfort.

>Fluttershy hid her face away almost as soon as the monster first started it’s ‘Rampage’

>Twilight has you in a death grip and Rainbow is sitting much closer than when the film started.

>You wonder where Pinkie got to when you hear her trot back in.

>"Is… is it over?" Pinkie says trying to hide the fear in her voice.

>At least Fucking Fluttershy sat through the film.

“You have got to be fucking kidding me.” you say as the film ends.

>All heads turn to you.

“You found that shit scary? are you serouis?”

>Rainbow speaks up.

>"I didn’t!"

“Rainbow you screamed and grabbed my hand as soon as the skeleton snatched up that first pony.”

>"D-don’t be silly Anon. i’m to cool to get scared."

>You sigh.

>Obviously you are going to have to toughen up these ponies.

>You bet they’d get scared of trees if they had mean looking faces on them.

“Ok look, tomorrow is my movie night, i’m going to show you some REAL horror. so cancel any plans for the next few days because you’ll all going to be too scared to do anything.”

>You know just the film you need.

 

Next Day (Night time) -

“Ok girls, you ready for this?”

>Nods of approvel.

>Even fluttershy looks eager to watch this.

>Poor poor fluttershy.

>You wonder if something can die of fright.

>Guess you’ll find out tonight.

>All the ponies have popcorn and drinks, same seats as yesterday.

>You press play on the remote.

>The screen comes up.

>"The Grudge"

>Truth be told, this movie is in your personal top ten of scary movies to actually scare you.

>God help these ponies.

>"S-so.. Anon this movie. looks pretty s-scary." rainbow dash says scooting a few inches closer.

>The film hasn’t even started yet, this is going to be one hell of a night.

“You still have a chance to back out girls, i won’t think less of you.”

>Direct hit to Rainbow’s ego.

>"Nah man, i..i’ll stay, it’s take a lot more than a scary movie to get me to leave."

>You press play.

>The film begins and everyone is silent.

 

later -

>Fluttershy left the sofa and sat in the kitchen early on after the first real big scare.

>You’re more suprised she got that far in.

>Perhaps you went a bit to fast.

>And maybe on refection you shouldn’t have jumped straight in with one of, if not thee scareiest horror movie of all time.

>You are now gently stroking Pinkie’s mane trying to calm her down.

>She completey lost her shit screaming about how “Giggling at the ghostie wasn’t working!”

>Rainbow Dash is sitting in a corner rocking backwards and forwards, but you can’t do anything right now because everytime you get close to her she starts screaming again.

>Rarity is in the kitchen with AJ, and you haven’t heard a peep from either of them, they have just been whispering to each other.

>Twilight ran off home.

>She went like a bat out of hell.

>She has now erected a massive force-field around her home and a little while after that you saw Princess Celestia arrive and TRY to get in to talk to her but nothing worked.

>She’s now sitting with fluttershy talking to her trying to get her to open back up giving you scornful glares over what you done.