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>Day movie in Equestria
>You are Anon.
>You are excited, a movie theater had been built in Ponyville a little while ago and you got tickets to see one of the movies they are showing.
>It’s a romantic comedy action adventure horror, named Super Pony Adventure Episode 2 Part 2 starring Gaben ewell.
>They aren’t very subtle with their genres or names.
>But today is the day you see the movie.
>You wake up.
>Don’t have to shit, shower, shave.
>Now have to shit.
>God damn it.
>Go back to bed, restart day.
>Go downstairs.
>FUCK BREAKFAST.
>”No, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”
“SHUT UP BRAIN, YOU CAN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.”
>You hear knocks on the door.
>You open the door to find, surprise, Fluttershy!
“Whatever your fetish guess is, it’s wrong.”
>”I think I actually have it this time though…”
“Actually, I’ll just tell you.”
>”Wh… Really!?”
“Yes, why it’s---“
>And then you close the door
…
>”IS IT DOORS?”
>For fucks sake this mare cannot into hints.
>You ignore her and get ready for the movie.
>It starts in about 20 minutes.
>You suppose that’s your punishment for waking up at 5:00pm.
>You put on your shirt and head out the door.
>You forgot your ticket.
>Come back, and you leave again.
>Forgot your bits.
>Return, Leave.
>Pants.
>Return, forgot why you came back.
>Leave.
>For fucks sake.
>After 10 minutes you finally have everything.
>For once some entertainment has come to this boring ass town.
>And you will witness it.
>You’re surprised they even have the technology for movies.
>You don’t complain, gives you something to do.
>You arrive at the theater, and go to the line for some popcorn.
>It’s a long line, and your movie starts in 3 minutes.
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>Before you decide to start knocking ponies out with your kung fu moves that you don’t know, you hear someone call to you from the front of the line.
>It’s…
“Oh fuck me.”
>”Anon! Oh, sorry for being so loud. Come here, I mean, if you don’t mind…”
>Fucking Fluttershy is there, and knowing your luck, for the same movie.
>There’s one other movie playing, but it’s some stupid bat pony shit.
>You look at the viewe—no one in particular.
>You don’t want to have to talk to her, but you’ll be late for the movie otherwise, and she’s at the near front of the line.
>Swallowing your pride, you walk up to the front to her.
>”Oh wow Anon, I didn’t know you would be here.” She is clearly blushing.
>Did she break into my house and find my ticket and plan to try and go with me?
“Listen Fluttershy, if you try to rape me while I watch this movie, so help me god I will tear you to pieces.”
>”I’m sorry mister, but who let you at the front of the line?”
>You now both have to order, so you shut up.
“two regular popcorns ple---“
>”ONE large popcorn please!”
>What is the motherfucker trying to pull?
“Fluttershy, what the fu-
>”Here’s your popcorn ma’am.” The stallion working the popcorn gives you a wink.
>Fucking asshole doesn’t know what he has done.
>Before you can do another order yourself, you’re kicked out of the line.
>”Now you’ll have to sit next to me!”
>Fluttershy has the large popcorn, and the movie starts in 30 seconds.
>No time to get any more.
>She has you fucked.
“Pssh, I don’t need any popcorn.”
>You’re a bad liar.
>”Everyone needs popcorn.”
>She’s right, and you accept your defeat.
>You and Fluttershy give your tickets to the person guarding the door to the seats, and you enter with Fluttershy right next to you, pushing into your side.
>It’s dark, you can barely see anything.
>The commercials light up the theater for a quick second before going to black again.
>You move when that happens.
>You are a reincarnation of a weeping angel.
>In the brief moments of it lighting up, you can see ponies staring at you
>The few open seats are near the middle of rows
>You try to shimmy your way down the seats.
>You bump into many ponies, spilling their drinks and popcorn.
>You nearly fall multiple times, mostly because FlutterButt won’t stop pressing into you.
>You finally sit down in the surprisingly plush red seat just as the movie starts, Fluttershy right next to you.
>The seats are too small, it’s hard to fit.
>Fluttershy is able to reach over and lay her head on you.
>She also used her legs to hold the popcorn just over the floor, so the top of it is next to her sopping wet marehood.
>It’s going to be very distracting grabbing popcorn now.
>As long as her “juices” don’t get on the popcorn, it’s fine.
>You put your arm on your armrest, and Fluttershy puts her hoof there.
“You’re on my armrest.”
>”No, you’re on mine.”
>The person next to you has the other armrest beside you.
“Fluttershy, it’s m-“
>”We can share it, okay?”
>”Like hell we will, and will everyone stop fucking interrupting m-“
>”SSSSHH” You hear around you.
>God damn it these ponies.
>Now your arm has to be next to Fluttershy’s all throughout the movie.
>After all the annoyances have finally set in, you can pay attention to the movie.
>Unfortunately, it’s like a standard action movie, just with zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other horror things.
>There’s barely even any comedy in it.
>Everytime something even slightly scary pops up, Fluttershy “eep”s and jumps up onto you and holds you tight.
>The first time she did it she spilled the majority of the Popcorn on the floor.
“Yeah, I get to hold onto the popcorn now.”
>Even when the comedy shows up, it’s quite bland.
>Fluttershy makes sure to laugh as loudly as she can to make sure you know she’s there.
>Luckily her laughing isn’t very loud.
>Fluttershy keeps talking to you all throughout the movie.
>”Anon, did you just see that explosion?”
“Yep…”
>”Anon, did you just see that zombie ponies head explode?”
“Yeah…”
>Fluttershy actually seems to really hate the movie, she’s just there because she’s next to you, you assume.
>Other than that, the movie didn’t go too badly.
>Not until the Third act.
>A romance scene came on, a sex scene.
>A lot of kissing, fucking, etc.
>You couldn’t really see anything that was going on, but they were fucking.
>You could see some couples kissing.
>Okay… It’s a horror film as well…
>Odd choice to make out too.
>Fluttershy is the worse.
>She’s masturbating right next to you, moaning softly.
>She’s pushing her head into your side as well.
>”Anon, kiss me.”
“No, leave me alone”
>”There will never be a better time, everyone else is doing it.”
>You see three couples making out.
>Although that is more than expected.
>”I want your hot monkey dick right NOW”
>That was too loud for a movie theater, everyone looks at you two.
>She jumps onto your lap and tries to rip your pants off.
>In front of everyone.
>What the fuck is wrong with this mare.
>You try to push her off of you, but she forces you down.
>She’s is very strong when she wants to be, it’s scary.
>Security comes, and big burly stallion with muscles that have muscles.
>He tries to pull Fluttershy off of you, but she falcon punches the shit out of him and knocks him out instantly.
>She is fucking terrifying when she wants something.
>Hey attention focuses back on you, and she jumps back on you and forces herself into your mouth
>You’re too terrified to fight back.
>After she knocked out the guard, all the ponies ran out in terror.
>Easily 15 guards came in, and tried to pry Fluttershy off of you.
>She grabbed one of the guards from behind, grabbed his head, and snapped his neck.
>You heard she wrestles bears, you can see it pays off.
>She grabs the head of 2 of the guards and smashes them together before doing a twirling kick and sending them flying into the other guards.
>And then, with a kick, she fucking decapitates one of them
>All the conscious/ALIVE guards run off in terror, and it’s just you and Fluttershy now.
>Just as you accepted your fate, she’s picked up in a glow, and unicorns glow.
>It’s what you assume to be the head guard of the theater.
>”Useless fucking earth ponies…” You hear him mutter.
>Another guard grabs you roughly the takes you outside as well.
>The head guard pony and the guard grabbing you literally kick you outside.
>The manager comes out sobbing.
“What’s going on?”
>”Because of you two, everyone wanted a refund for the movie! Now I can’t pay for the theater, and it’s going to be demolished!”
>It was only up for a few days.
>Now, many workers are out of jobs.
>Some dead, much to the grief of their families.
>”So… Are destroying the lives of many your fetish?”
>What the fuck is wrong with her.
--A few days later—
>Fluttershy has been arrested.
>After the incident at the theater, they finally started believing you when you said she was raping you.
>She was charged with murder, sexual harassment, and much more.
>She has a life sentence in prison.
>For the rest of your life, you can know you’re safe, and that other people, are safely.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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>Day movie in Equestria
>You are Anon.
>You are excited, a movie theater had been built in Ponyville a little while ago and you got tickets to see one of the movies they are showing.
>It’s a romantic comedy action adventure horror, named Super Pony Adventure Episode 2 Part 2 starring Gaben ewell.
>They aren’t very subtle with their genres or names.
>But today is the day you see the movie.
>You wake up.
>Don’t have to shit, shower, shave.
>Now have to shit.
>God damn it.
>Go back to bed, restart day.
>Go downstairs.
>FUCK BREAKFAST.
>”No, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”
“SHUT UP BRAIN, YOU CAN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.”
>You hear knocks on the door.
>You open the door to find, surprise, Fluttershy!
“Whatever your fetish guess is, it’s wrong.”
>”I think I actually have it this time though…”
“Actually, I’ll just tell you.”
>”Wh… Really!?”
“Yes, why it’s---“
>And then you close the door
…
>”IS IT DOORS?”
>For fucks sake this mare cannot into hints.
>You ignore her and get ready for the movie.
>It starts in about 20 minutes.
>You suppose that’s your punishment for waking up at 5:00pm.
>You put on your shirt and head out the door.
>You forgot your ticket.
>Come back, and you leave again.
>Forgot your bits.
>Return, Leave.
>Pants.
>Return, forgot why you came back.
>Leave.
>For fucks sake.
>After 10 minutes you finally have everything.
>For once some entertainment has come to this boring ass town.
>And you will witness it.
>You’re surprised they even have the technology for movies.
>You don’t complain, gives you something to do.
>You arrive at the theater, and go to the line for some popcorn.
>It’s a long line, and your movie starts in 3 minutes.
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>Before you decide to start knocking ponies out with your kung fu moves that you don’t know, you hear someone call to you from the front of the line.
>It’s…
“Oh fuck me.”
>”Anon! Oh, sorry for being so loud. Come here, I mean, if you don’t mind…”
>Fucking Fluttershy is there, and knowing your luck, for the same movie.
>There’s one other movie playing, but it’s some stupid bat pony shit.
>You look at the viewe—no one in particular.
>You don’t want to have to talk to her, but you’ll be late for the movie otherwise, and she’s at the near front of the line.
>Swallowing your pride, you walk up to the front to her.
>”Oh wow Anon, I didn’t know you would be here.” She is clearly blushing.
>Did she break into my house and find my ticket and plan to try and go with me?
“Listen Fluttershy, if you try to rape me while I watch this movie, so help me god I will tear you to pieces.”
>”I’m sorry mister, but who let you at the front of the line?”
>You now both have to order, so you shut up.
“two regular popcorns ple---“
>”ONE large popcorn please!”
>What is the motherfucker trying to pull?
“Fluttershy, what the fu-
>”Here’s your popcorn ma’am.” The stallion working the popcorn gives you a wink.
>Fucking asshole doesn’t know what he has done.
>Before you can do another order yourself, you’re kicked out of the line.
>”Now you’ll have to sit next to me!”
>Fluttershy has the large popcorn, and the movie starts in 30 seconds.
>No time to get any more.
>She has you fucked.
“Pssh, I don’t need any popcorn.”
>You’re a bad liar.
>”Everyone needs popcorn.”
>She’s right, and you accept your defeat.
 >You and Fluttershy give your tickets to the person guarding the door to the seats, and you enter with Fluttershy right next to you, pushing into your side.
>It’s dark, you can barely see anything.
>The commercials light up the theater for a quick second before going to black again.
>You move when that happens.
>You are a reincarnation of a weeping angel.
>In the brief moments of it lighting up, you can see ponies staring at you
>The few open seats are near the middle of rows
>You try to shimmy your way down the seats.
>You bump into many ponies, spilling their drinks and popcorn.
>You nearly fall multiple times, mostly because FlutterButt won’t stop pressing into you.
>You finally sit down in the surprisingly plush red seat just as the movie starts, Fluttershy right next to you.
>The seats are too small, it’s hard to fit.
>Fluttershy is able to reach over and lay her head on you.
>She also used her legs to hold the popcorn just over the floor, so the top of it is next to her sopping wet marehood.
>It’s going to be very distracting grabbing popcorn now.
>As long as her “juices” don’t get on the popcorn, it’s fine.
 >You put your arm on your armrest, and Fluttershy puts her hoof there.
“You’re on my armrest.”
>”No, you’re on mine.”
>The person next to you has the other armrest beside you.
“Fluttershy, it’s m-“
>”We can share it, okay?”
>”Like hell we will, and will everyone stop fucking interrupting m-“
>”SSSSHH” You hear around you.
>God damn it these ponies.
>Now your arm has to be next to Fluttershy’s all throughout the movie.
>After all the annoyances have finally set in, you can pay attention to the movie.
>Unfortunately, it’s like a standard action movie, just with zombies, werewolves, vampires, and other horror things.
>There’s barely even any comedy in it.
>Everytime something even slightly scary pops up, Fluttershy “eep”s and jumps up onto you and holds you tight.
>The first time she did it she spilled the majority of the Popcorn on the floor.
“Yeah, I get to hold onto the popcorn now.”
>Even when the comedy shows up, it’s quite bland.
>Fluttershy makes sure to laugh as loudly as she can to make sure you know she’s there.
>Luckily her laughing isn’t very loud.
>Fluttershy keeps talking to you all throughout the movie.
>”Anon, did you just see that explosion?”
“Yep…”
>”Anon, did you just see that zombie ponies head explode?”
“Yeah…”
>Fluttershy actually seems to really hate the movie, she’s just there because she’s next to you, you assume.
>Other than that, the movie didn’t go too badly.
>Not until the Third act.
>A romance scene came on, a sex scene.
>A lot of kissing, fucking, etc.
>You couldn’t really see anything that was going on, but they were fucking.
>You could see some couples kissing.
>Okay… It’s a horror film as well…
>Odd choice to make out too.
>Fluttershy is the worse.
>She’s masturbating right next to you, moaning softly.
>She’s pushing her head into your side as well.
>”Anon, kiss me.”
“No, leave me alone”
>”There will never be a better time, everyone else is doing it.”
>You see three couples making out.
>Although that is more than expected.
>”I want your hot monkey dick right NOW”
>That was too loud for a movie theater, everyone looks at you two.
>She jumps onto your lap and tries to rip your pants off.
>In front of everyone.
>What the fuck is wrong with this mare.
>You try to push her off of you, but she forces you down.
>She’s is very strong when she wants to be, it’s scary.
>Security comes, and big burly stallion with muscles that have muscles.
>He tries to pull Fluttershy off of you, but she falcon punches the shit out of him and knocks him out instantly.
>She is fucking terrifying when she wants something.
>Hey attention focuses back on you, and she jumps back on you and forces herself into your mouth
>You’re too terrified to fight back.
>After she knocked out the guard, all the ponies ran out in terror.
>Easily 15 guards came in, and tried to pry Fluttershy off of you.
>She grabbed one of the guards from behind, grabbed his head, and snapped his neck.
>You heard she wrestles bears, you can see it pays off.
>She grabs the head of 2 of the guards and smashes them together before doing a twirling kick and sending them flying into the other guards.
>And then, with a kick, she fucking decapitates one of them
>All the conscious/ALIVE guards run off in terror, and it’s just you and Fluttershy now.
>Just as you accepted your fate, she’s picked up in a glow, and unicorns glow.
>It’s what you assume to be the head guard of the theater.
>”Useless fucking earth ponies…” You hear him mutter.
>Another guard grabs you roughly the takes you outside as well.
>The head guard pony and the guard grabbing you literally kick you outside.
>The manager comes out sobbing.
“What’s going on?”
>”Because of you two, everyone wanted a refund for the movie! Now I can’t pay for the theater, and it’s going to be demolished!”
>It was only up for a few days.
>Now, many workers are out of jobs.
>Some dead, much to the grief of their families.
 >”So… Are destroying the lives of many your fetish?”
>What the fuck is wrong with her.
--A few days later—
>Fluttershy has been arrested.
>After the incident at the theater, they finally started believing you when you said she was raping you.
>She was charged with murder, sexual harassment, and much more.
>She has a life sentence in prison.
>For the rest of your life, you can know you’re safe, and that other people, are safely.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

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