Title:           The First One
Author:          Mariomike
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/N8Q7tPYX
First Edit:      Sunday 28th of July 2013 10:37:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 28th of July 2013 10:37:31 AM CDT

First One!
>Day dungivafuk in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Recently the yellow pony has been trying to guess my fetish
>Quite annoying
>Go through regular routine, shit, shower, shave
>FUCK BREAKFEST
>Knock at the door
>Open the door
>”Bojangles”
…
>”so, Anon… is big bang theory your fetish…?”
>The fuck, how does she know what the big bang theory is
>Close door
>Laugh track plays
>”… I guess not”
>Laugh tracks play in higher intensity
FUCKING GO AWAY BUTTERSHY
>”Fl…Flutter…”
BEGONE
>”eep!”
>She flys away
>Laugh track plays again, so loud it shakes the house, breaking windows and plates
>Fucking fluttershy