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The First One

By: Mariomike on Jul 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.65 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. First One!
  2. >Day dungivafuk in Equestria
  3. >You are Anon
  4. >Recently the yellow pony has been trying to guess my fetish
  5. >Quite annoying
  6. >Go through regular routine, shit, shower, shave
  7. >FUCK BREAKFEST
  8. >Knock at the door
  9. >Open the door
  10. >”Bojangles”
  11. …
  12. >”so, Anon… is big bang theory your fetish…?”
  13. >The fuck, how does she know what the big bang theory is
  14. >Close door
  15. >Laugh track plays
  16. >”… I guess not”
  17. >Laugh tracks play in higher intensity
  18. FUCKING GO AWAY BUTTERSHY
  19. >”Fl…Flutter…”
  20. BEGONE
  21. >”eep!”
  22. >She flys away
  23. >Laugh track plays again, so loud it shakes the house, breaking windows and plates
  24. >Fucking fluttershy
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