Title:           Fire Fighter Anon
Author:          Mariomike
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First Edit:      Thursday 22nd of August 2013 11:49:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 22nd of August 2013 11:49:26 AM CDT

>Days fire reckoning in Equestria.
>You are Fire Fighter Anon.
>You were transported to Equestria for unknown reasons, and now you live in a place called Ponyville.
>You were a firefighter back on earth, and many of your tools were brought with you.
>Gear, as in your suit, fire ax, your manly mustache, and your trusty fire extinguisher.
>You sit in your living room, reading a book.
>All of a sudden, purple unicorn pony bursts into your house.
>No one likes to knock.
>”Anon! I just had the greatest idea eve-“
>She stopped talking, and was staring at the fire extinguisher next to you.
>”What’s that?”
>She uses her bullshit OP magic to levitate it to her.
>Celestia pls nerf.
“I wouldn't recommend playing with her.”
>”Her? It’s alive?”
>She starts pointing the nozzle directing at her face.
“Wait, don’t touch that!”
>”Touch what, this?”
>She is suddenly blasted in the face by a cold stream from the nozzle.
>She jumps back from it, surprised and frightened.
>”AAAAAAAAAAA! HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP ANON SHE’S ATTACKING ME!”
>You can’t help but laugh manically at the scene before you.
>Twilight runs in circles, too scared to realize that it’s her magic that keeps it follow her.
>Or too let go of the trigger that keeps it firing.
>”COLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLD…”
>Is all she keeps repeating as she runs.
>Eventually, from either asphyxiation from the extinguisher, or lack of energy, she passes out on the floor, letting the extinguisher fall to the ground with a clang.
>You check her pulse.
>Still alive.
>You put a blanket on her, and prepare a plan for when she wakes up.
 
 
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>You don’t remember where you are.
>Slowly opening your eyes, you do a quick glance around the room.
>But then your eyes fix on something.
>You remember now.
>In front of you stands a frost demon girl thing.
>It appears to have some weird stick under its mouth.
>But that doesn't matter.
>You don’t think you’re going to survive.
 
 
>You are fire fighter Anon once again.
>You know, all the money spent on me from birth so I can get the education to become a fire fighter…
> - Over $100,000,00.
>The cost of a fire extinguisher…
> - $30
>Twilights expression?
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MIOADjSlgk
>Her face was pale white, which was impressive because it was covered in fur.
>Her eyes and pupils were huge, her lower lip quivering,  her right eye twitched, and she looked on the verge of tear.
>She was frozen with fear, though it might have been the cold from the extinguisher.
>You speak into a megaphone, while pushing the stick below the nozzle to look like a speaking mouth, and utter one raspy sounding word.
“Run.”
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…”
>She screams as she jumps into the air.
>Leaving a cartoony cloud of smoke in the air, she speed bursts through the door, still screaming.
>It takes a good minute until you can’t hear her any more.
“Huh. Maybe I scared her too much.”
 
1 hour later.
 
>You are last view change Twilight.
>It took a while for your friends to calm you down to be able to talk… Kind of.
>”Awlrighty sugercube, whut gut ya like this?”
“ANON! COLD! LAUGH! DEMON! RUN!”
>”Whut.”
“IDEA. THE IDEA. THE IDEA.”
>”It seems Nony made Twi all loco!”
>”I saw we pay him a litter visit than…”
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