- >Days fire reckoning in Equestria.
- >You are Fire Fighter Anon.
- >You were transported to Equestria for unknown reasons, and now you live in a place called Ponyville.
- >You were a firefighter back on earth, and many of your tools were brought with you.
- >Gear, as in your suit, fire ax, your manly mustache, and your trusty fire extinguisher.
- >You sit in your living room, reading a book.
- >All of a sudden, purple unicorn pony bursts into your house.
- >No one likes to knock.
- >”Anon! I just had the greatest idea eve-“
- >She stopped talking, and was staring at the fire extinguisher next to you.
- >”What’s that?”
- >She uses her bullshit OP magic to levitate it to her.
- >Celestia pls nerf.
- “I wouldn't recommend playing with her.”
- >”Her? It’s alive?”
- >She starts pointing the nozzle directing at her face.
- “Wait, don’t touch that!”
- >”Touch what, this?”
- >She is suddenly blasted in the face by a cold stream from the nozzle.
- >She jumps back from it, surprised and frightened.
- >”AAAAAAAAAAA! HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP ANON SHE’S ATTACKING ME!”
- >You can’t help but laugh manically at the scene before you.
- >Twilight runs in circles, too scared to realize that it’s her magic that keeps it follow her.
- >Or too let go of the trigger that keeps it firing.
- >”COLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLD…”
- >Is all she keeps repeating as she runs.
- >Eventually, from either asphyxiation from the extinguisher, or lack of energy, she passes out on the floor, letting the extinguisher fall to the ground with a clang.
- >You check her pulse.
- >Still alive.
- >You put a blanket on her, and prepare a plan for when she wakes up.
- >You are Twilight Sparkle.
- >You don’t remember where you are.
- >Slowly opening your eyes, you do a quick glance around the room.
- >But then your eyes fix on something.
- >You remember now.
- >In front of you stands a frost demon girl thing.
- >It appears to have some weird stick under its mouth.
- >But that doesn't matter.
- >You don’t think you’re going to survive.
- >You are fire fighter Anon once again.
- >You know, all the money spent on me from birth so I can get the education to become a fire fighter…
- > - Over $100,000,00.
- >The cost of a fire extinguisher…
- > - $30
- >Twilights expression?
- >www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MIOADjSlgk
- >Her face was pale white, which was impressive because it was covered in fur.
- >Her eyes and pupils were huge, her lower lip quivering, her right eye twitched, and she looked on the verge of tear.
- >She was frozen with fear, though it might have been the cold from the extinguisher.
- >You speak into a megaphone, while pushing the stick below the nozzle to look like a speaking mouth, and utter one raspy sounding word.
- “Run.”
- >”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…”
- >She screams as she jumps into the air.
- >Leaving a cartoony cloud of smoke in the air, she speed bursts through the door, still screaming.
- >It takes a good minute until you can’t hear her any more.
- “Huh. Maybe I scared her too much.”
- 1 hour later.
- >You are last view change Twilight.
- >It took a while for your friends to calm you down to be able to talk… Kind of.
- >”Awlrighty sugercube, whut gut ya like this?”
- “ANON! COLD! LAUGH! DEMON! RUN!”
- >”Whut.”
- “IDEA. THE IDEA. THE IDEA.”
- >”It seems Nony made Twi all loco!”
- >”I saw we pay him a litter visit than…”
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