Title:           Asshole Anon - Part 6 - Blue quickfast... Right?
Author:          Mariomike
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First Edit:      Sunday 18th of August 2013 06:47:22 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of August 2013 06:47:22 AM CDT

>Day finale in Equestria
>You are Asshole Anon
>And you are on your final pony
>Blue pone.
>Or quickfast.
>You know you won’t be able to catch her.
>Not on foot.
>You can’t get into her house, as it is made of clouds.
>You’ll need to draw her out, and capture her.
>Then, destroy the house.
>No pone deaths.
>Elaborate plans must be had for this capture.
>Specific movements, nothing must stray from the plan.
>Luckily you can move clouds with ropes.
>But, Applejack has been freed, and she knows of your intentions, and is running away.
>How to do this…?
>You’ll include 1 thing from each raid.
>Water balloon from Pinkie.
>Diarrhea from Twilight .
>Blow Horn from Fluttershy.
>Spray paint from Rarity.
>Tranquilizer gun from Applejack.
>Let’s go.
 
 
>You are Rainbow Dash
>You are the coolest pony in all of Equestria!
>You’re also running away from Anon.
>But that doesn’t mean you’re scared of him!
>He vandalized your friends houses, and if all of them couldn’t stand up to him, why would you…
>You mean you could totally take him on! You just don’t want anypony to get hurt.
>BLLLLEELLRRERRNNNRNRN
>A loud noise makes you jump out of your skin.
>”HEY RAINBOW!”
>You angrily look down at whoever is bothering you and you get hit in the face with a water balloon.
“AAAAH. WHO DID THAT?”
>You can’t see anyone around.
>You just ignore it when you feel like your cloud is moving.
>Wait, now it’s not.
>You go back to trying to take a nap.
>Feels like it’s moving again.
>Whatever, I’ll just ignore that as well.
 
 
 
>You are Asshole Anon once again.
>You have a rope tied around Rainbow’s cloud as you slowly drag it down to ground level.
>No sudden movements.
>Eventually, you’ve inched it down to ground layer.
>You approach the cloud with a snoring Rainbow Dash laying upon it.
>With one swift movement you grab her by the neck and pin her to the ground.
>”AA-AaaH! L-Le…GO OF ME!”
>You fire a single dart into the side of her next.
>And she’s out.
>You spray paint “Punk cunt” write next to her on the ground.
>You ponder how to involve diarrhea into all of this.
>There is only one way.
>Rainbow dashs move is open, and drooling at that.
>She can’t close it.
>You unbutton your pants, undo your belt, pull them down
>You put your butt cheeks just inches away from her head, her powerless to stop what is about to happen, but aware none the less.
>It only takes a few seconds before you’ve sprayed your liquid ass onto her.
>You shit so hard your ass cheeks audibly slap together, like clapping to the display.
>With her mouth agape, she swallows all that went in her mouth.
>And no, I don’t have a scat fetish.
>With that finished, you wipe your rear with her hoof, and are about to take down her house.
>This is the only feasible way of doing it.
>You load up the RPG that you also shit out your ass and aim it directly at her home.
>And you fire.
>The display is magnificent, an explosion of clouds and rainbows.
>Your job is finally finished.
>But all is not a happy ending.
>A glow appears, which tells you Princess Celestia herself is coming to deal with you.
>She’ll send you to the moon and…
>No…
>Not this time.
>”ANONYMOUS! For you crimes against pony kind, I sentence you to 1000 years of burning torture on the sun!”
>You take out your tranquilizer gun and start firing.
>She teleports out of the way like some Albert Wesker shit.
>She takes your shooting arm in her hoof and slams into you, knocking you down.
>”Do you want me to increase it to 2000?”
>You look next to you, the still tranquilized Rainbow Dash.
>You grab her, and throw her at Celestia.
>Her shit covered body slams into her, and throws her off guard. Not to mention giving her white coat a large tint of brown.
>While she was off guard, you masturbated profusely and came into another balloon, giving you a cum balloon.
>She starts coming at you again, and you fire once more.
>Again, she dodges, but you knew that was going to happen.
>She knocks you down onto your front.
>You only have one shot left.
>You take it out of your gun and hold it in your hand.
>”Any last words before you serve your sentence?”
“Yeah. This is Fresh.”
>”Wh-“
>She is cut off by your cum balloon going directly on her horn, piercing it, and spraying it all over her.
>She is blinded, giving you the chance you need.
“I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.”
>You stab her in the neck with the tranquilizer dart
“OF YOUR BULLSHIT”
>Her now immobilized, you finish the job.
>You take out your pocket knife, hold it back, swing.
>And cut off her horn.
>Because pocket knives are strong where he is from.
>You grab the horn off the ground.
>You hold the horn in your hand, and claim it as your own.
“THIS ISN’T OVER YET ANON!”
>She used magic from her broken horn, causing unbelievable amounts of pain and strain upon her body, but if she gets her horn back, it’s over.
>She pulls it, and pulls it more.
>You grab the RPG, and aim it at her.
“You ready, partner?”
>The RPG gives you a nod.
>You fire at Celestia, making her explode into glitter and left over shit from Rainbow Dash.
“That was for our fallen brothers.”
>Why are you making such a big reference to a less than stellar game.
>You don’t care, you have the horn.
>This gives you the right to be the new king of Equestria.
>And you were the worst king since king Sombra.
>Because you are…
>Asshole Anon.