- >Day finale in Equestria
- >You are Asshole Anon
- >And you are on your final pony
- >Blue pone.
- >Or quickfast.
- >You know you won’t be able to catch her.
- >Not on foot.
- >You can’t get into her house, as it is made of clouds.
- >You’ll need to draw her out, and capture her.
- >Then, destroy the house.
- >No pone deaths.
- >Elaborate plans must be had for this capture.
- >Specific movements, nothing must stray from the plan.
- >Luckily you can move clouds with ropes.
- >But, Applejack has been freed, and she knows of your intentions, and is running away.
- >How to do this…?
- >You’ll include 1 thing from each raid.
- >Water balloon from Pinkie.
- >Diarrhea from Twilight .
- >Blow Horn from Fluttershy.
- >Spray paint from Rarity.
- >Tranquilizer gun from Applejack.
- >Let’s go.
- >You are Rainbow Dash
- >You are the coolest pony in all of Equestria!
- >You’re also running away from Anon.
- >But that doesn’t mean you’re scared of him!
- >He vandalized your friends houses, and if all of them couldn’t stand up to him, why would you…
- >You mean you could totally take him on! You just don’t want anypony to get hurt.
- >BLLLLEELLRRERRNNNRNRN
- >A loud noise makes you jump out of your skin.
- >”HEY RAINBOW!”
- >You angrily look down at whoever is bothering you and you get hit in the face with a water balloon.
- “AAAAH. WHO DID THAT?”
- >You can’t see anyone around.
- >You just ignore it when you feel like your cloud is moving.
- >Wait, now it’s not.
- >You go back to trying to take a nap.
- >Feels like it’s moving again.
- >Whatever, I’ll just ignore that as well.
- >You are Asshole Anon once again.
- >You have a rope tied around Rainbow’s cloud as you slowly drag it down to ground level.
- >No sudden movements.
- >Eventually, you’ve inched it down to ground layer.
- >You approach the cloud with a snoring Rainbow Dash laying upon it.
- >With one swift movement you grab her by the neck and pin her to the ground.
- >”AA-AaaH! L-Le…GO OF ME!”
- >You fire a single dart into the side of her next.
- >And she’s out.
- >You spray paint “Punk cunt” write next to her on the ground.
- >You ponder how to involve diarrhea into all of this.
- >There is only one way.
- >Rainbow dashs move is open, and drooling at that.
- >She can’t close it.
- >You unbutton your pants, undo your belt, pull them down
- >You put your butt cheeks just inches away from her head, her powerless to stop what is about to happen, but aware none the less.
- >It only takes a few seconds before you’ve sprayed your liquid ass onto her.
- >You shit so hard your ass cheeks audibly slap together, like clapping to the display.
- >With her mouth agape, she swallows all that went in her mouth.
- >And no, I don’t have a scat fetish.
- >With that finished, you wipe your rear with her hoof, and are about to take down her house.
- >This is the only feasible way of doing it.
- >You load up the RPG that you also shit out your ass and aim it directly at her home.
- >And you fire.
- >The display is magnificent, an explosion of clouds and rainbows.
- >Your job is finally finished.
- >But all is not a happy ending.
- >A glow appears, which tells you Princess Celestia herself is coming to deal with you.
- >She’ll send you to the moon and…
- >No…
- >Not this time.
- >”ANONYMOUS! For you crimes against pony kind, I sentence you to 1000 years of burning torture on the sun!”
- >You take out your tranquilizer gun and start firing.
- >She teleports out of the way like some Albert Wesker shit.
- >She takes your shooting arm in her hoof and slams into you, knocking you down.
- >”Do you want me to increase it to 2000?”
- >You look next to you, the still tranquilized Rainbow Dash.
- >You grab her, and throw her at Celestia.
- >Her shit covered body slams into her, and throws her off guard. Not to mention giving her white coat a large tint of brown.
- >While she was off guard, you masturbated profusely and came into another balloon, giving you a cum balloon.
- >She starts coming at you again, and you fire once more.
- >Again, she dodges, but you knew that was going to happen.
- >She knocks you down onto your front.
- >You only have one shot left.
- >You take it out of your gun and hold it in your hand.
- >”Any last words before you serve your sentence?”
- “Yeah. This is Fresh.”
- >”Wh-“
- >She is cut off by your cum balloon going directly on her horn, piercing it, and spraying it all over her.
- >She is blinded, giving you the chance you need.
- “I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.”
- >You stab her in the neck with the tranquilizer dart
- “OF YOUR BULLSHIT”
- >Her now immobilized, you finish the job.
- >You take out your pocket knife, hold it back, swing.
- >And cut off her horn.
- >Because pocket knives are strong where he is from.
- >You grab the horn off the ground.
- >You hold the horn in your hand, and claim it as your own.
- “THIS ISN’T OVER YET ANON!”
- >She used magic from her broken horn, causing unbelievable amounts of pain and strain upon her body, but if she gets her horn back, it’s over.
- >She pulls it, and pulls it more.
- >You grab the RPG, and aim it at her.
- “You ready, partner?”
- >The RPG gives you a nod.
- >You fire at Celestia, making her explode into glitter and left over shit from Rainbow Dash.
- “That was for our fallen brothers.”
- >Why are you making such a big reference to a less than stellar game.
- >You don’t care, you have the horn.
- >This gives you the right to be the new king of Equestria.
- >And you were the worst king since king Sombra.
- >Because you are…
- >Asshole Anon.
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