Title:           Asshole Anon - Part 5: Yellow pone strikes back
Author:          Mariomike
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CFDdbdRu
First Edit:      Sunday 18th of August 2013 05:00:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of August 2013 05:00:39 AM CDT

>Day it’s time in Equestria.
>Most ponies have gone to help with Sweet Apple Acres, forgetting about the issue of you.
>You need to strike now.
>You don’t bring anything, other than a blow horn, and you sprint to the outskirts of ponyville.
>Yellow pone time.
>You get up, and burst into the door.
>Nobody is home.
>Time to get to work.
>You grab 2 bags of animal chow, so that you’d be able to attract most of fluttershys animals to one spot.
>Angel tries attacking you, but you shove him into blender.
>No, I didn’t turn it on you sick fuck.
>You take all other bags of animal food and switch them around.
>You give meat to the herbivores and plants to the carnivores.
>All of them will be hungry.
>Perfect.
>You scoop up all animal dropping and bring them up to Fluttershy’s room.
>You fill her pillow case with the droppings, and throw the rest of them on the bed.
>You notice a nearby empty birdhouse and slam the droppings that are on the bed, permanently sticking them to the bed sheets.
>You tear off the curtains in her bedroom and head downstairs.
>You dump the various foods onto the curtain, then tie it up, but very loosely.
>Now, you wait for her return.
>After a good 10 minutes, you can finally start seeing her in the distance.
>Many hungry animals were sniffing your food curtain. They have to wait.
>You start spinning it, as she gets closer
>and closer
>and
>closer
>And you throw it
>Direct hit.
>The curtain explodes on contact, covering her in food.
>The hungry animals slowly start walking towards her.
>”W-Wait!”
>Too late for that.
>All animals run towards her, and trample her.
>All the animals start scratching her and biting her to get their food.
>Finally, she doesn’t something.
>”STOOOOP!”
>She starts giving them the stare, lecturing them.
>Calming them…
>Just as planned.
>Shame really, she did have quite a talent.
>”Now go back to your home-“
>You blow the air horn.
>Complete chaos ensues. Fluttershy jumps 20 feet in the air, then falls back with her legs straight up in the air. And then she got trampled.
>Bear, Rabbits, Squirrels, Deer, all were running around in complete chaos.
>And they were shitting EVERYWHERE.
>You shuffle through all of them, grab Fluttershy, and head inside.
>”A—Anon… Why did you do this…?”
“I’ve been doing it to everyone so far.”
>”It’s… Been you all along?”
“Yes. And Rainbow Dash is next.”
>You get in closer to her ear, and whisper….
“And no one will stop me.”
>With a kiss to the cheek, and confused and terrified Fluttershy, and a complete and literal shitstorm going on outside, you figure the best to finish this pony is just a swift punch to the ear.
>And she was out cold.
>It was finally time.
“Rainbow dash.”
“Where are yooou?”