Title:           Asshole Anon - Part 4 - Orange pone
Author:          Mariomike
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FFS23UmE
First Edit:      Sunday 18th of August 2013 04:22:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of August 2013 04:22:39 AM CDT

>Day buttclenching in Equestria.
>You are Asshole Anon.
>The whole town is in a panic after the message you left on Rarity’s wall.
>The whole doing it 3 times thing didn’t help either.
>You won’t be able to do anything in Ponyville…
>So you have only one option.
>You’ll have to be very sneaky, there is a lot of them.
>You will have to neutralize them one by one.
>You are coming.
>Orange pone.
>First, you watch the footage from Raritys house.
>Nothing happens at first.
>She is out, and it’s pretty uneventful.
>Then, she wakes up.
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
>Oh god, that scream.
>It almost made it not worth it.
>Only one other thing of interest happened.
>While she was trying to find anything to salvage, Sweetie bell came running downstairs, crying, and covered in something….
>Brown.
>”When..When…I turned on the fan… Because *sob* Because it was stinky, it sprayed… this… everywhere!”
>And Rarity cried.
>That was surprisingly depressing.
>Well, you’re not finished yet.
>You grab some things for this assault, a lot more this time
>You are dressed in full black.
>No chloroform this time, you’ve used it too much.
>It gives this more of a challenge.
>Night vision goggles, rope, baseball bat, taser, bobby pins, gags, silencer pistol with neutralizer darts, and your trusty pocket knife.
>Also, a couple of secret weapons.
> Head to Sweet Apple Acres at midnight.
>Daytime is too risky. You don’t know when they’re out in the field or in the house.
>You know where they all are right now.
>You unlock the door and slowly enter.
>Tiptoeing, you enter the kitchen.
>Opening the fridge, you are greeted with tons of apple related products. Apple juice, Apple pie, apple fritter, Apple Apples, etc.
>Time for your secret weapon.
>For the applejuice, you replace with grape juice. The apple pie, you replace with Cherry pie. The apple fritter, you replace with banana fritter. For the apples, you replace with pears.
>It is by far, your worst thing yet.
>You laugh.
>And lights turn on upstairs.
“Shit…”
>You exit out a window, and wait for all of them to finish questioning what the noise was, and going back to bed.
>You’ll have to do find another plan of attack.
>Searching behind the house, you find a generator.
>By cutting the power, all lights are effectively useless.
>By putting on your night vision, it’s your territory now.
>You enter the house again. This time, directly upstairs.
>First, Appleblooms room.
>You tranquilize her, and move on.
>Next, Big mac’s.
>He doesn’t go down as easy.
>You shoot a dart into him, but instead he awakes, it didn’t take him down fully.
>He makes a lot of noise, but you quickly shoot again before he gets free.
>But the noise didn’t go without notice.
>Applejack, with a lantern in her mouth, bursts into the room.
>”Anon? What tha hay do ya think ya doin’?”
>You quickly take out your bat as she charges at you.
>You bash her on top of the head, and she’s out.
>Someone now knows it’s me, and this cannot go unpunished…
 
>You are Applejack.
>You wake up, with a pounding headache.
>What happened? Where am I?
>You try to get up, but feel restraint.
>Looking at your legs, you see rope tying them down.
>And in front of you, anon, sitting.
>”ANON! WAT DO YA’LL THINK YA DOIN?”
>He smiles, and it sends a shiver down your spine.
 
>You are Asshole Anon again
>You respond by standing up, and pulling something from behind the chair you were sitting on.
>”Wha… What is that?”
>You rev it up.
>You pull it once.
>Twice.
>Thrice.
>It starts up.
>With a loud RRRRRRRRR it literally scares the piss out of the pony.
>”ANON?! NO, DON’T KILL ME!”
>Your trusty chainsaw does the trick.
>Stepping closer, all she can do is struggle more.
>”NO, AH AM SORRY FOR WATEVER AH DID!”
>Another step.
>Her hair is standing up.
>Step.
>She’s crying.
>Step.
>Struggling with all her might.
>You hold it up to her face, just an inch away.
>She accepts her fate…
>…
>And you turn it off.
>She is visibly frightened by what just happened. The area below her is soaked, her coat is damp with sweat, and her pupils are the size of pricks.
“I wouldn’t kill anyone…”
>She sighs in relief.
“But I have no such moral code for trees!”
>She looks on with confusion.
“By the time you come out of here, your orchard with be rubble!”
>”Wait! Whai?!”
“Eh. Bored.”
>You turn on the chainsaw, and set it below her.
“If you escape from your bonds, you will simply fall onto the chainsaw. So don’t think about leaving until it dies. And it has a lot of juice.”
>You give her a kiss on the cheek, and you walk out.
>Lighting a match, you throw it towards a tree.
>Before leaving, you take out your pocket knife and, on the barn, scratch on –
“It’s never over”
“A + A”
>You have to act quickly before Applejack gets free.
>Rainbow dash or Fluttershy…
>The only question is…
>Which one is next?