Title: Asshole Anon - Part 3: White pone Author: Mariomike Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ythURuJs First Edit: Sunday 18th of August 2013 03:07:40 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 18th of August 2013 03:07:40 AM CDT >Asshole day 3 again in Equestria >Wait Fuck just cut tha--- >Day Equestria 3 a--- >FUCK >You are Asshole Anon. >You have snuck the camera from the bakery. >You review the footage. >5:34 am. >Groggy Pinkie walks down the stairs, still visibly wet. >Did she fall back asleep after that? >She doesn’t even seem to realize what has happened yet. >She trips over unconscious Mr. Cake. >Chloroform works very well on these ponies. >Still doesn’t notice. >Walks past the counter, into the back kitchen. >You can just barely see her now. >The fridge is just in view. >She opens, grabs “Pinkie’s Dessert” and closes the fridge. >She didn’t smell it? >She opens it up, and takes a big >big >BIG >Bite >And chews >And swallows >And then stops.       >”WHAT THE FUCK.” >Holy shit, pinkie just sweared. >She finally notices her surroundings. >The smell from the fridge, the cupcake covered walls, the display case, and how wet she was. >She looks are the chocolate “dessert” you left for her in her hoofs. >She flings it into the air with a gasp, and it lands directly on her head. >”OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH…” >Running around in circles like a headless chicken, the shit covered and shit full Pinkie runs straight into a wall and knocks herself out. >You see Mrs. Cake come running down the stairs. >”PINKIE? WHAT IS I---“ >INTERRUPTIONS >She trips down the stairs, and tumbles down. >It’s like fucking qwop with these ponies. >She slowly gets up, walks forward… >And trips over Mr. Cake. >KO >Nothing else of real interest happens. >Mr. Cake comes back to consciousness and calls for help. >It’s time to initiate the next attack. >After careful consideration, you think of the next plan of attack. >With you, you bring a Rc Helicopter, A taser, A pie, a pocket knife, spray paint,  everything to make a tattoo, more chloroform, and a clicker pen. >You don’t need to wait until night for this one. >Sweetie bell is at Sweet Apple Acres. >It’s time to go for the white pone. >Prissy cunt. >You walk through Ponyville, not looking suspicious at all, as you hear gossip about “What happened to those 2 ponies.” >Make it 3. >You get to white pone home. >You do not know how to spell it’s name. >You walk to the back of it, and enter through a window. >She has a bell at her door to alert people who come in. >She’s in her room, as planned. >It doesn’t take long to set up. >You set the RC helicopter behind a mannequin, right next to the staircase. >You have the taser set up to trigger, hidden under some clothes >Near the taser, a pie. Laying there. >You turn on the RC helicopter. Because it hasn’t started flying yet, it’s not loud it. You start clicking the pen to irritate her. You hide behind a changing stand >”What the devil is all that noise?” >Itbegins.jpeg >You hear her descent down the staircase. >You drop the pen, and grab the controls to the helicopter. >Almost there… >Her last leg hits the bottom of the staircase, and she looks towards you… “Now…” >You start flying the copter. Her attention immediately snaps to it. >Seeing it coming towards her, she starts running away. >You can barely contain your laughter >She almost at the spot… >She’s exactly where you want her.  “NOW!” >You trigger the taser, and she has a little pony seizure. Then falls face first… >Into the pie. >It couldn’t have turned out better. It was perfect. >Because she regains control of her body, you snatch her up, put the rag up to her mouth, and she’s out. >Now time to get to work. >You decide to start off with the hardest, but most satisfying… >Tattooing. >You put her on her back, and get to work. >After a good 5 minutes, she has plenty of dicks on her face >Good old, unrealistic, childish looking, but still fairly funny dicks. >Now the easier stuff. >You start using your pocket knife to cut up some of her dresses. >You steal some of the more valuable gems as well. >Ponies have black markets, right? > After turning her dresses into party confetti, you get out your bottle of spraypaint. >You spray her lower body with it, turning her from a nice white to a purple pone. “At least now the carpet matches the drapes…” >Hue. >You start spray painting random shit, effectively dancing with a spray paint bottle. >One one wall, you write… >”This isn’t over.” >That’ll instill enough fear for you to be able to do this again. >You decide to explore before you leave. >In Raritys room, you find a box full of dirty objects. >You take 2 buttplugs with you. >Steal some panties! >You explore Sweetie Bells room. >You take a shit, and put it onto the ceiling fan in her room. >It will spray your brownies all over her and her room. >You go see Rarity one more time. >You shove a buttplug up her ass. “Slut.” >You place a hidden camera in the room. >You get a nice view of the entire place, and all of its glorified fuckedupness. >Exiting out the window, you go back home, and wait for the shitstorm. >While you sleep, you wonder… >WHO WILL BE NEXT?