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Asshole Anon - Part 3: White pone

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  1. >Asshole day 3 again in Equestria
  2. >Wait
  3. Fuck just cut tha---
  4. >Day Equestria 3 a---
  5. >FUCK
  6. >You are Asshole Anon.
  7. >You have snuck the camera from the bakery.
  8. >You review the footage.
  9. >5:34 am.
  10. >Groggy Pinkie walks down the stairs, still visibly wet.
  11. >Did she fall back asleep after that?
  12. >She doesn’t even seem to realize what has happened yet.
  13. >She trips over unconscious Mr. Cake.
  14. >Chloroform works very well on these ponies.
  15. >Still doesn’t notice.
  16. >Walks past the counter, into the back kitchen.
  17. >You can just barely see her now.
  18. >The fridge is just in view.
  19. >She opens, grabs “Pinkie’s Dessert” and closes the fridge.
  20. >She didn’t smell it?
  21. >She opens it up, and takes a big
  22. >big
  23. >BIG
  24. >Bite
  25. >And chews
  26. >And swallows
  27. >And then stops.
  28.  
  29.  
  30.  
  31. >”WHAT THE FUCK.”
  32. >Holy shit, pinkie just sweared.
  33. >She finally notices her surroundings.
  34. >The smell from the fridge, the cupcake covered walls, the display case, and how wet she was.
  35. >She looks are the chocolate “dessert” you left for her in her hoofs.
  36. >She flings it into the air with a gasp, and it lands directly on her head.
  37. >”OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH…”
  38. >Running around in circles like a headless chicken, the shit covered and shit full Pinkie runs straight into a wall and knocks herself out.
  39. >You see Mrs. Cake come running down the stairs.
  40. >”PINKIE? WHAT IS I---“
  41. >INTERRUPTIONS
  42. >She trips down the stairs, and tumbles down.
  43. >It’s like fucking qwop with these ponies.
  44. >She slowly gets up, walks forward…
  45. >And trips over Mr. Cake.
  46. >KO
  47. >Nothing else of real interest happens.
  48. >Mr. Cake comes back to consciousness and calls for help.
  49. >It’s time to initiate the next attack.
  50. >After careful consideration, you think of the next plan of attack.
  51. >With you, you bring a Rc Helicopter, A taser, A pie, a pocket knife, spray paint,  everything to make a tattoo, more chloroform, and a clicker pen.
  52. >You don’t need to wait until night for this one.
  53. >Sweetie bell is at Sweet Apple Acres.
  54. >It’s time to go for the white pone.
  55. >Prissy cunt.
  56. >You walk through Ponyville, not looking suspicious at all, as you hear gossip about “What happened to those 2 ponies.”
  57. >Make it 3.
  58. >You get to white pone home.
  59. >You do not know how to spell it’s name.
  60. >You walk to the back of it, and enter through a window.
  61. >She has a bell at her door to alert people who come in.
  62. >She’s in her room, as planned.
  63. >It doesn’t take long to set up.
  64. >You set the RC helicopter behind a mannequin, right next to the staircase.
  65. >You have the taser set up to trigger, hidden under some clothes
  66. >Near the taser, a pie. Laying there.
  67. >You turn on the RC helicopter. Because it hasn’t started flying yet, it’s not loud it. You start clicking the pen to irritate her.
  68. You hide behind a changing stand
  69. >”What the devil is all that noise?”
  70. >Itbegins.jpeg
  71. >You hear her descent down the staircase.
  72. >You drop the pen, and grab the controls to the helicopter.
  73. >Almost there…
  74. >Her last leg hits the bottom of the staircase, and she looks towards you…
  75. “Now…”
  76. >You start flying the copter. Her attention immediately snaps to it.
  77. >Seeing it coming towards her, she starts running away.
  78. >You can barely contain your laughter
  79. >She almost at the spot…
  80. >She’s exactly where you want her.
  81.  “NOW!”
  82. >You trigger the taser, and she has a little pony seizure. Then falls face first…
  83. >Into the pie.
  84. >It couldn’t have turned out better. It was perfect.
  85. >Because she regains control of her body, you snatch her up, put the rag up to her mouth, and she’s out.
  86. >Now time to get to work.
  87. >You decide to start off with the hardest, but most satisfying…
  88. >Tattooing.
  89. >You put her on her back, and get to work.
  90. >After a good 5 minutes, she has plenty of dicks on her face
  91. >Good old, unrealistic, childish looking, but still fairly funny dicks.
  92. >Now the easier stuff.
  93. >You start using your pocket knife to cut up some of her dresses.
  94. >You steal some of the more valuable gems as well.
  95. >Ponies have black markets, right?
  96. > After turning her dresses into party confetti, you get out your bottle of spraypaint.
  97. >You spray her lower body with it, turning her from a nice white to a purple pone.
  98. “At least now the carpet matches the drapes…”
  99. >Hue.
  100. >You start spray painting random shit, effectively dancing with a spray paint bottle.
  101. >One one wall, you write…
  102. >”This isn’t over.”
  103. >That’ll instill enough fear for you to be able to do this again.
  104. >You decide to explore before you leave.
  105. >In Raritys room, you find a box full of dirty objects.
  106. >You take 2 buttplugs with you.
  107. >Steal some panties!
  108. >You explore Sweetie Bells room.
  109. >You take a shit, and put it onto the ceiling fan in her room.
  110. >It will spray your brownies all over her and her room.
  111. >You go see Rarity one more time.
  112. >You shove a buttplug up her ass.
  113. “Slut.”
  114. >You place a hidden camera in the room.
  115. >You get a nice view of the entire place, and all of its glorified fuckedupness.
  116. >Exiting out the window, you go back home, and wait for the shitstorm.
  117. >While you sleep, you wonder…
  118. >WHO WILL BE NEXT?
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