- >Day Asshole again in Equestria
- >You wish you installed a camera in Twilights home
- >You went back to your house and back to bed after you raided Twilights home.
- >When you woke up, you went back to check on her
- >2 of the other ponies you know, White pone and Yellow pone were there.
- >Apparently, from what you gathered, she slipped on the banana peel and fell down the stairs, landing unconscious. Spike went to the kitchen to grab medicine when he saw something leaking out of the fridge. When he opened it, he was assaulted by the stench, threw up, and passed out. And now Twilight’s in a hospital.
- >Jesus.
- >You wonder what else could happen.
- >Heading back to your home, you grab a few things.
- >Another pin, Water gun, a flashlight, rag + choloform, a camera, and a bobby pin.
- >This will be difficult, but you need to get it done before it’s too late.
- >You wait until night again.
- >That time was filled with tons of eating baked beans.
- >God you have to shit.
- >You sneak around Ponyville, diving into bushes whenever a pony walked by.
- >Finally, you have arrived at your destination…
- “Sugar cube corner…”
- >Using a bobby pin, you unlock the door and enter the bakery.
- >It doubled as a house for them, so you are very quiet.
- >You put a camera in the corner, so it would see the entire inside front of the bakery, and the carnage that would ensue.
- >They won’t even find it.
- >First thing you do is raid the display case.
- >You smash cakes together, rub cupcakes icing on the glass, fill the register with pieces of pie, and rub your asshole on muffins.
- >Chocolate muffins now bitch.
- >God, you really have to shit.
- >The display case is sufficiently fucked up, so you move on.
- >Opening the fridge, you find tons of foods, ranging from ingredients required to make all these desserts, normal food, and junk food.
- >One specifically, in a black cased clear cover container, labeled “Pinkie’s dessert.”
- >You open it up, lick the icing, and your taste buds are assaulted by high amounts of sugar.
- >You throw it behind you, it smashing against a small and slowly dragging down the way, where it lands on the floor with a *splat*.
- >Pulling down your pants, you unleash a monster beast into her container.
- >You strain to get it out of you, but eventually, you do.
- >It’s extremely big, too big to even fully fit into the container.
- >It’s resolved by just putting the top of it on the Cthulu turd and putting it back in the fridge.
- >But it’s too much like last time…
- >So you unplug the fridge.
- >All of there food will be rotten by morning.
- >Holy god, you’re an asshole.
- >Or… Celestia? You don’t fuckin know.
- >You now use your pin to pop all balloons in the area.
- >Maybe that was too loud…
- >All of sudden, you hear hoofs coming down the stairs.
- >Mr. Cake…
- >”H-Hello? Anypony in here?”
- >You grab him from behind, and put the rag up to his face.
- >In 12 seconds, he’s out.
- >You lay him gently on the floor, and think of your final plan.
- >You raid the drawers, and find exactly what you need, a balloon.
- >A non inflated balloon.
- (see wat I did thar)
- >You grab a cupcake and head upstairs.
- >To pinkies bedroom.
- >While rubbing the cupcake against the wall on the way to her room, you think.
- >You heard she was a heavy sleeper.
- >Shame for her.
- >Stopping outside her door, you empty the water in your water gun into the balloon.
- >You now have a water balloon.
- >You slowly open her door, and enter
- >She’s laying there, slightly snoring, sound asleep.
- >Cute.
- >You lay the water balloon on a shelf just above her head, so that if it were to explode, it would splash in her face
- >hehehehe
- >Before leaving, you grab some panties laying on the floor
- >They’re wet
- >EHEHEHEHE
- >You go down the stairs, step over Mr. Unconcious, and exit the building
- >You circle around the house, to Pinkie’s window.
- >You shine the flashlight into it, and you can see the water balloon you placed
- >Perfect.
- >You aim the pin up.
- >All those years of playing darts will finally pay up.
- >You fling the balloon through the window at the water balloon.
- >IT’S A HIT!
- >You hear the splash, and her waking up.
- >”THE ALIENS! I KNEW IT!”
- >Even though what she said made no sense, you still run off, laughing to yourself.
- >Now, you wonder…
- >WHO IS NEXT?
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