Title:           Asshole Anon - Part 1: Purple pone
Author:          Mariomike
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KEcsB8vr
First Edit:      Sunday 18th of August 2013 12:59:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of August 2013 12:59:26 AM CDT

>Day Asshole in Equestria
>No, not anal you fuck.
>You are Anon
>You have decided to fuck with all the ponies that you know.
>Only 6 of them.
>They annoy the hell out of you constantly, you decide it’s time for payback.
>You wait until midnight to launch your assault.
>Grabbing a pin, drill, and a water gun, you head out.
>You have no clue what you are even going to do with these.
>First stop, the library.
>Purple pone lives here.
>Her door isn’t even locked, you walk right in.
>First stop, the kitchen.
>You grab a banana, and then eat it.
>You leave the peel on top of the stairs.
>You start taking books out, putting them in wrong places.
>Some upside down, some backwards.
>You squirt some with your water gun, effectively ruining it.
>You aren’t finished yet.
>One last thing to do in the kitchen.
>You open the fridge, a devilish smile on your face.
>You open the fridge, and unleash your asshole.
>Hot sloppy smelly wet diarrhea splatters the contents inside the fridge.
>The inside is caked with your fresh chocolate icing, dripping everywhere.
>Closing the fridge, and knowing the coolness will keep your sloppy butt butter fresh until morning, you sneak out the window.
>All you can wonder is…
>Who will be next in your attack?