- >Day Asshole in Equestria
- >No, not anal you fuck.
- >You are Anon
- >You have decided to fuck with all the ponies that you know.
- >Only 6 of them.
- >They annoy the hell out of you constantly, you decide it’s time for payback.
- >You wait until midnight to launch your assault.
- >Grabbing a pin, drill, and a water gun, you head out.
- >You have no clue what you are even going to do with these.
- >First stop, the library.
- >Purple pone lives here.
- >Her door isn’t even locked, you walk right in.
- >First stop, the kitchen.
- >You grab a banana, and then eat it.
- >You leave the peel on top of the stairs.
- >You start taking books out, putting them in wrong places.
- >Some upside down, some backwards.
- >You squirt some with your water gun, effectively ruining it.
- >You aren’t finished yet.
- >One last thing to do in the kitchen.
- >You open the fridge, a devilish smile on your face.
- >You open the fridge, and unleash your asshole.
- >Hot sloppy smelly wet diarrhea splatters the contents inside the fridge.
- >The inside is caked with your fresh chocolate icing, dripping everywhere.
- >Closing the fridge, and knowing the coolness will keep your sloppy butt butter fresh until morning, you sneak out the window.
- >All you can wonder is…
- >Who will be next in your attack?
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