Pissing off Shanked V 2

Note: This is for kicks, stop taking shit so serious. Also all OOC.

 

-Backhanded comments about the AiE RP-

 

>Ann.

        >Crazy went crazier.

        >Probably a lesbian.

        >Sorc's Ex.

        >Bitches a lot.

        >Trying to be all domestic now.

        >Will eat the neighbors dog.

 

>Applebloom.

        >Got almost molested in her sleep, married the girl.

        >Currently working in Canada because she hates herself.

        >Very much a lesbian.

                >Probably the kind that wears flannel

 

>Applejack.

        >Was once normal, then a filly now normal again.

        >DnD NERD.

        >Older than her "dad".

        >Drinks more than a bit.

        >Pale only brings her on when he has no one else.

                >The asshole.  

>ARI.

        >Robot.

        >Had to watch Pale and Braeburn have sweaty weird homo sex every night.

        >Currently has to put up with trip.

                >Expected to kill herself due to these experiences by March.

 

>Bon-Bon.

        >Cunt.

        >Not fun.

        >Minto's cocksock.

 

>Braeburn.

        >Hard gay.

        >Gay cowboy.

                >Reinforcing a negative sterotype.

        >Emotional.

                >Will weep over spilt milk.

                        >I've seen him do it.

        >Apparently a fan of straight chicken.

       

>Bruce Mane.

        >Freudian goldmine.

        >Motherfucker is ripped like Jesus.

                >His heart will probably give out in his 40's.

        >Freaky sperglord.

        >Watches you masturbate.

 

>Cheese Officer.

        >German.

                >Has no sense of humor.

                        >Like, literally none.

        >Genetic clone of Adolf Hitler.

                >Don't tell him that.

        >Clingy.

        >Mild beta.

 

>Conrad.

        >Olly's replacement.

                >Mage needs to get his head on straight.

        >Fairly normal.

                >Kinda.

                        >Sorta.

                                >Not really.

        >Artist.

                >Has painting magic.

                        >Stolen from Kirby 64.

        >Dating Nat.

       

 

>Daphne Hooves.

        >Sofa king wee todd edd.

 

>Doctor.

        >RP Satan.

        >Massive Beta.

                >Probably killed himself.

        >Was the pitcher with sudo.

        >Came back as a previous version.

                >Taking news of his future douchery badly.

                        >Inkie's Ex.

        >Has a temper.

 

>Dusk Shine.

        >Implying Dusk is a real character.

 

>Fit.

        >Lead a normal life before all this.

                >Went so crazy that he looped around into pseudo sanity.

        >Says he gets laid a lot.

                >We all know he just watches.

                        >Erectile dysfunction.

        >Half gay.

                >Still flamboyant.

        >Has an amoral alternate mind inside his own.

                >He totally stole that from me.

 

>Fleur De Lis.

        >Is like outer space.

                >If you put something inside of her, there is a 50/50 chance it wouldn't touch anything before it hit the end.

                        >Her twat is loose is what I'm getting at.

        >Gets hot for heat.

                >Will probably die in a fire.

                        >For irony.

        >Fits easily into most overhead storage containers.

        >Works at a flower shop.

 

>Gale.

        >Lives alone.

                >Doesn't do much.

        >Yeah.

       

>Nightmare Moon.

        >See above.

 

>Howls.

        >A World of Darkness character.

                >I have literally no idea what that means.

        >Socially inept.

                >To an alarming degree.

 

>Inkie Pie.

        >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCSdLtNZbaA

 

>Jazzteeth.

        >Beta.

                >Gets raped a lot.

        >Kinda dumb.

        >Kills people.

                >Is bad at it.

 

>Gilda.

        >Daddy Issues: The Character.

 

>Garble.

        >Dragon.

        >Valued strength.

                >Past tense.

                        >This got beaten out of him.

        >Fairly regular teenage boy.

                >Strangely likable despite this.

        >Dating Mjolna.

                >Does NOT wear the pants there.

                        >Is totally 100% okay with that.

 

>Kid Discord.

        >Has no development.

                >Mage is a lazy cunt.

 

>Kinzie O'Connel.

        >Hunts ghosts.

                >Clearly retarded.

        >Probable lesbian.

        >Lived in Mage's sex dungeon.

                >Secretly liked it.

        >Works for BPRD.

 

>Luna.

        >Was in the moon for 1000 years.

                >Never rejoined modern society.

                        >Seriously, royal we's? Fuck you.

        >Hadn't touched anything in 1000 years.

                >Will fuck almost anything.

        >Likes to wear kevlar.

                >Hangs out with ten year olds.

        >Mildly schizophrenic.

 

>Lyra Heartstrings.

        >Says she's bisexual.

                >Is lying.

                        >Bitch munches carpet like an old vacuum.

        >Can grow a dick.

                >Spends hours looking at it in the mirror.

                        >Thinks we don't know.

 

>Minto.

        >Lives in Ireland.

                >Hold that against him.

        >Does nothing with Bon-bon all day.

        >The RP's retarded inbred cousin.

        >Fucked his girl self.

                >Seriously, what the fuck.

 

>Sunshine Smiles.

        >LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID.

                >SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

                        >He's Naked Snake is what I'm getting at.

                                >He's also that Boondock Saint from Walking Dead or something.

                                        >What was that guy's name?

                                                >He looks like a poof.

        >Socially awkward.

        >His buddy die.

        >Owns a cat.

                >What a poof.

 

>Scootaloo.

        >Scooter can't let his kid-fu go.

        >Traded her scooter for a crossbow.

                >Superhero with Bruce.

                        >"Cute" little kid romance.

                                >Should start yoga now.

        >Teaches Sanctum kids.

 

>Rumble.

        >Sounds like that kid out of The Omen in my head.

        >Bruce's sperg buddy.

        >Used to have ac rush on Scootaloo.

                >Now sees her as a sister.

                        >How weird.

        >BFFF's with Jane.

        >Plays MVC3

                >Probably mains Magneto, Storm, Sentinal.

                        >The asshole.

>Miss Cheerilee.

        >Holy shit, this bitch kinky.

                >Like fuck.

        >Pretends to be coy about being so horny.

                >Isn't.

                        >Passes out when you call her on it.

        >Vanished for months because Mage can't be arsed.

                >Comes back occasionall.

 

>Guapo.

        >Found a super spechul sword because fuck you.

        >Went to Asgard.

                >Can't fight worth a damn.

                        >Lost limbs, eyes.

        >Currently a boring newspaper dude.

 

>Colgate.

        >Looks like toothpaste.

        >Mexican.

 

>Miney.

        >Can't stop PMSing.

        >Lesbian.

        >Dead.

 

>Eeenie.

        >Knocked up.

        >Licks cats.

                >Gonna give her baby ticks.

        >Went into labor at the wedding ceremony, as if THAT wasn't expected.

 

>Skittles.

        >Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls.

        >Likes Mister Walter's Free Candy Van.

                >Hides the bruises well.

 

>Selina.

        >Robit.

                >Has weapons for literally ZERO reason.

        >Once colelcted shit to make money.

        >Used to date Garble

                >She took the breakup badly.

 

>Mandroid.

        >Holy shit, who let this guy have a kid?

                >Goddamn.

        >Manwhore.

                >Has pony AIDS.

                        >No one knows.

        >Made split personality.

                >Is clearly an idiot.

        >Unliked by 90% of the RP.

 

>Mjolna.

        >Only slightly better at English than Luna.

        >Horny as fuck.

                >Crippled a man.

                        >Smells of shame now.

        >Kills Scooter and Fit with boners.

        >Rocks the Dragon.

 

>Morgan Le Fay.

        >Holy shit, this lady sad.

                >Like damn.

                        >Probably tried to kill herself six times.

                                >Is immortal.

        >Was once active and scary.

                >Currently watches Full House.

                        >Likes it unironically.

        >Mentoring Fit.

                >Is his aunt.

                        >Probable reverse Oedipus complex.

 

>Octavia.

        >Can't decide what she wants.

                >Was one straight.

                        >Then bi.

                                >Then adulterous.

                                        >Currently fucked off in time.

        >Fucking Doctor.

                >Weep for her.

 

>Mage.

        >Old as fuck.

                >Thinks panty hose go on men.

        >Not good at magic.

                >In any real way.

                        >Fit has had his powers for less time and is better at them.

        >Taken it up the rear so often he walks funny.

 

>One Trip.

        >Has split personalities, it's the only explanation.

 

>Trip.

        >PIP POP SIX A BONG, TIME FOR TEA, CHEERIO.

 

>Cloudchaser.

        >Ditzy.

        >Currently inflating like a balloon.

 

>Blueblood.

        >Almost as big a sperglord as Bruce.

                >Almost.

        >Has three children.

                >Two bastards.

                        >That might kill the mom.

                                >Will probably knock up someone else before they're all born.

 

>Thunderlane.

        >BRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAHBRAH.

 

>Flitter.

        >Ex tabloid photographer.

        >Has shit taste in music.

        >A Jewish conservative pro-life born-again overweight Asian homophobic lesbian broad who cuts herself.

        >Fan of comics.

                >Ashamed.

                        >Is clearly dumb.      

 

>Kog.

        >Bit thick.

        >Tried to buy world.

                >Backfired.

                        >Currently lazy again.

>Eris.

        >Spreads her legs for anything.

                >ANYTHING.

        >Cries when she's alone.

                >Cries when she's not sometimes.

        >Baby crazy.

 

>Grogar.

        >Racist.

        >Old.

        >Impotent.

        >Works at McDonalds.

                >Deserves it.

 

>Milky Way.

        >LOOKIT DEM TITTAYS.

 

>Photo Finish.

        >Sex, drugs, and pictures.

        >A walking kink.

        >Took pictures of everyone fucking before she was discovered.

                >Fucked within twenty minutes of that.

        >Had a husband.

                >He died.

                        >She's sad.

        >Strangely compelling.

 

>Pale.

        >Ex-thief.

        >Ex-charmer.

        >Ex-royalty.

        >Ex interesting.

        >Exexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexexex.

 

>Pinkie Pie.

        >Fat Dyke.

        >Has had more character development in her two weeks than some have had in their entire runs.

 

>Arty.

        >Naive.

        >Gonna kill at least one person with his dick.

        >Fucking Ann.

                >Projected life expectancy: Whenever Sorc stops being lazy and PLAYS Ann.

 

>Terror.

        >Thinks he is charming.

                >Reduced to jelly around tits.

                        >Reputation status: Destroyed.

 

>Celestia.     

        >Filly.

        >Painter.

        >Single spot of hope in an otherwise dark, deary, and moist world.

 

>Chrysalis.

        >WILL have sex with you.

        >Brain parasite.

        >Mind controlled entire RP.

        >Either planning world domination or has become neutered villain.

 

>Rainbow Dash.

        >Exactly as cunty as she is in the show.

                >DEAD. ON.

        >Used to live in a cloud house, now lives with Pale.

                >They kinky as shit.

        >Fit, play her more.

 

>Rawk.

        >Used to do nothing interesting.

                >Still doesn't.

        >Learned to fight and cast magic.

        >Spends all his time bitching.

 

>Big Marcy

        >Used to be an octopus.

        >Never around.

                >Should be around more.

 

>Babs Seed.

        >Superhero fetishist.

        >BROOKLYN RAEG.

 

>Trixie.

        >Less BITCH than the show

                >This is a good thing.

        >Tremendous flirt.

                >Gives Chrysalis a run for her money on tildes.

        >Likes theatre.

                >Laughingmares.jpg

        >Probably used sex to pay for room and board at least twice.

>Rose.

        >Can't dodge bullets.

                > Pleb.

        >Fucking Thunderlane.

        >From a billion jillion years ago.

        >Likes bondage.

        >Runs flower store with Fleur.

 

>Sorc.

        >http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kTnM4jd-P1Y#t=9s

        >Spider fetish.

 

>Twilight.

        >Magical Westboro.

        >Horny bugger.

                >That was a pun.

        >Pretends she is straight.

                >Made out with at least three girls.

        >Now an Alicorn.

        >Training to be superhero.

                >Wake to be announced.

 

>Sombra.

        >Personality stolen from Sleeping Beauty.

        >Has ZERO concept of societal norms

        >Puts on an air of sophistication and power.

        >Is reduced to either jelly or RAEG around: Luna, Shining Aegis, Arty, Terror, Solaris, Eris.

        >Vampire

                >Sparkling to be determined.

        >Was once incorporeal.

                >Now is not.

        >Dating Cheese.

 

>Silver Spoon.

        >Watches you sleep.

        >Masturbates over you.

        >Acted the bitch until you gave her what she wanted.

                >Had to get mind raped to move on from that.

 

>sudo.

        >Doctor's Ex.

                >Was the bottom bitch.

        >Says he spent 10 years in WWII.

                >Secretly just stole stories from the old folks home.

        >Fucked up, can't keep Derpy.

        >Abuses Vortex Manipulator.

                >Is the last person who should have it.

>Redheart.

        >Who?

 

>Scooter.

        >Defined by failure.

        >Running a dojo.

                >Dojo will be blown up eventually.

                        >He'll blame himself.

        >Finally got off his soapbox.

                >And then right back on.

        >Wants people to think he's normal.

 

>Vinyl.

        >Scooter's tulpa.

        >Third most emotional person in the chat.

                >Prone to episodes.

                        >AND ALL CAPS!

        >Meddles.

        >Used to try and fuck everyone.

                >Currently tries to be a den mother.

                        >Will be fucking people again.

        >Baby crazy.

 

>Violin.

        >Does Parkour.

                >Will die from a fall.

        >French.

                >Mage hates him.

        >Beta.

                >Let's Lyra screw around.

                        >Doesn't screw around.

                                >Kissed Scooter.

                                        >Weep for him.

        >Chef.

 

>Natasha.

        >Adventure Time: The character.

        >Fucked Scooter.

                >Had counselling.

        >Teenager now.

                >Goes to school.

        >Changeling Princess.

                >Somehow.

 

 

Despite all this, I still spend almost every waking hour with you people.

What have you done to me.