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Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 5.

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  1. =Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short=
  2.  
  3. >You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
  4. -Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c-
  5. >"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says.
  6. >"No problem." she says.
  7. >"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
  8. >"Absolutely, I'm the sun."
  9. >"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun".
  10. >"Well the first thing I do is--"
  11. >Time to play backup...
  12. >"Talk to Luna!"
  13. "Praise the sun."
  14. >"Read reports!
  15. "Praise the sun."
  16. >"Make it daytime!"
  17. "Praise the sun."
  18. >"Remember birthdays."
  19. "Praise the sun."
  20. >"Direct magic."
  21. "Praise the sun."
  22. >"My own hot spring."
  23. "Praise the sun."
  24. >"Micro-manage."
  25. "Praise the sun."
  26. >"Promote friendship."
  27. "Praise the sun."
  28.  
  29. >"Flirt with guards."
  30. "Praise the sun."
  31. >"Get rejected."
  32. "Praise the sun."
  33. >"Feel ugly."
  34. "Praise the sun."
  35. >"Send some letters."
  36. "Praise the sun."
  37. >"Call a sex line."
  38. "Praise the sun."
  39. >"Do girl-talk."
  40. "Praise the sun."
  41. >"Demand a refund."
  42. "Praise the sun."
  43. >"Eat some cake."
  44. "Praise the sun."
  45.  
  46. >"Guard transfer."
  47. "Praise the sun."
  48. >"Deal with Shining."
  49. "Praise the sun."
  50. >"5th of vodka."
  51. "Praise the sun."
  52. >"Shit in guard's barracks."
  53. "Praise the sun."
  54. >"Steal a sword."
  55. "Praise the sun."
  56. >"On my neck."
  57. "Praise the sun."
  58. >"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"
  59.  
  60.  
  61. >"Pussy out."
  62. "Praise the sun."
  63. >"Puke on Luna's bed."
  64. "Praise the sun."
  65. >"Jump out the windows."
  66. "Praise the sun."
  67. >"Suck somebody's horn."
  68. "Praise the sun."
  69. >"Score some salt."
  70. "Praise the sun."
  71. >"Crash my carriage."
  72. "Praise the sun."
  73. >"Suck my own horn."
  74. "Praise the sun."
  75. >"Eat some hay bacon strips."
  76. "Praise the sun."
  77.  
  78. >"Chop my wings off."
  79. "Praise the sun."
  80. >"Black out in the sewer."
  81. "Praise the sun."
  82. >"Meet a giant fish."
  83. "Praise the sun."
  84. >"Fuck his brains out."
  85. "Praise the sun."
  86. >"Turn into a blimp."
  87. "Praise the sun."
  88. >"Smite the dragons."
  89. "Praise the sun."
  90. >"Send Luna to the Moon."
  91. "Praise the sun."
  92. >"Now she's gone."
  93. "Praise the sun."
  94.  
  95. >"Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then."
  96. >"No doubt."
  97. >"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister."
  98. >"Hell yeah."
  99. >"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?"
  100. >"Nope."
  101. >"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
  102. >"Nah, that ain't me.
  103. >Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
  104. >"I'm the sun.
  105. >Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking he rhead.
  106. >"Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
  107. >"I'm the sun.
  108. >"Ya, ya, I got it.
  109. >"I'm the sun.
  110. >"No, I heard you, see you later!
  111. >You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone.
  112. "Praise the sun."
  113.  
  114.  
  115.  
  116. -Now with an Mp3! http://f.cl.ly/items/1B2U3C0B2h022H064139/Praise%20the%20Sun.mp3-
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