Bros in Equestria Bonus Story: Afterparty

=Bros in Equestria: Afterparty=

 

>Year 8 in Equestria.

>You tilted your head back and downed your third shot of the hour, careful not to get any on your suit.

>"Should you really be drinking considering what we're about to do?" Anon asked in his gaudy getup.

"Did you really have to change into pants instead of that bitchin' leotard?"

>Anon crossed his arms and pouted. "Just because I have the highest voice doesn't mean I to be the cross dresser..."

"No, the fact that you fuck dudes does."

>"Are you guys ready?" a voice called out.

>Derpy fluttered up to you two in her maids outfit. She got out of the dress pretty fast, it seemed.

>"All set Misses Hooves" Anon said with a bow.

"Your hubby gonna get upset that we're technically stealing your first dance?"

>Derpy giggled. "He'll just have to appreciate the appropriateness."

>You heard Twilight talk on the other side of the curtain. "-happy to see an old friend finally start a happy life. Even if it took him a while."

>A chorus of laughs came from the ponies outside.

>You hop to your feet.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Everyone remember their lines?"

>Derpy nodded.

>"Yup." Anon said as he put on his hat.

"Then let's go be amazing."

>The three of you take your positions behind the curtain as Twilight keeps talking.

>"A few friends of ours have set up a..."show" for the groom, they hope you enjoy it."

>You hear Twilight scamper off stage as the curtains are drawn back to reveal the packed ballroom.

>>There, sitting in a large chair, was Mr. Hooves with a confused look on his face seeing his new wife on stage in a maid outfit. At least Dinky was giggling.

>The music starts.

 

-Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzhYhuQXZY-

>You slowly tilt your head up and look over the crowd.

"It's astounding..."

"Time is fleeting..."

"Madness...takes its toll."

"But Listen Closely."

>You stomp your foot as the beat picks up.

>"Not for very much longer." Derpy sang.

"I've got to...keep control."

>The three of you break formation and begin dancing around the stage.

"I remember don' the time warp!"

"Drinking those moments when-"

"The blackness would hit me,"

>"And the void would be calling!" You and Derpy sang in unison.

>The three of you met right in front of Hooves.

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>Twilight levitates a mic to her mouth. "It's just a jump to the left."

>"And then a step to the right!" you three sing.

>"With your hands on your hips."

"You bring your knees in tight!"

>"But it's the pelvic thrust,"

>"That really drives you INSA-AY-AY-ANE!"

>You all jump back into formation.

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>Derpy orbits around her new husband.

>"It's so dreamy..."

>"Oh fantasy free me!"

>"So you can't see me,"

>"No, not at all."

>She gets right in his face.

>"In another dimension-"

>"With voyeristic intention."

>"Well secluded, I see all."

 

>You strut in front of him as Anon dances behind you.

"With a bit of a mind flip..."

>"You're into the time slip."

"And nothing, can ever be the same."

>"You're spaced out on sensation!" Derpy shouts on the back of the chair.

"LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDAAAAATION!"

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>You clear a path of vision strait to Anon as he dances with a cane.

>"Well I was walking down the street,"

>"Just a having a think."

>"When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink!"

>"He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise,"

>"He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes!"

>"He stared at me and I felt a change."

>"Time meant nothing, never would again."

>You rejoin him.

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>"Let's do the time warp again."

>Twi grabs the mic again.

>"It's just a jump to the left!"

>"And then a step to the right!"

>"With your hands on your hips,"

>"You bring your knees in tight!"

>"But it's the pelvic thrust..."

>"That really drives you INSA-AY-AY-ANE!"

>You dance your way back up to the stage.

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>"Let's do the time warp again!"

>You all fall down as the music dies.

 

>The room erupts into a hurricane of applause and cheers as the music turns into a slow and steady bassline.

>The three of you get back to your feet and go out to greet the crowd.

"Yes, thank you everypony." you say waving.

>Hooves walks up and hugs his wife. "I loved it Derpy."

>The mailmare blushes and gives her hubby a peck.

>Anon smiles as you attempt to shoo them off the stage.

"C'mon, let's not take up space."

>Derpy flashes a small grin and pushes Hooves back into his seat.

>Anon arches an eyebrow. "Any reason why?"

>Oh Anon...you really should have learned by now.

>You take your position next to Hooves' chair.

"C'mon man, you know what comes next."

>Anon listens to the still steady bassline.

>"You didn't..."

"I so did."

>"Who?"

"Guess~."

>"No way..."

>He got no further as a bright flash of light erupted from right in front of Hooves.

 

-Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKyj35ew0E-

>Before you all, in a black cloak and whorish makeup, was Princess Celestia.

>Just as planned.

>"How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman."

>She glanced at you and winked.

>"He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,"

>"He thought you were the candyman."

>She spun around and strutted to the stage.

>"Don't get strung out by the way that I look,"

>"Don't judge a book by its cover."

>"I'm not much of a mare by the light of day,"

>"But by night I'm one hell of a lover."

>Everyone in the room gasps as Celestia tosses off her cloak and reveals a saddle, stirrups, and a birdle underneath.

>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania..HA HA!"

>She flares her wings and saunters down to the nervous Doctor.

>"So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound."

>"You look like you move pretty groovy."

>She starts orbiting the chair.

>"Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal."

>"We could take in an old Hot Trot's movie."

>Doctor turned his head to talk to Celestia as she smugly walked around.

>"Princess, what are you doing? Is this just a bit of screwing?"

>"It's a bit strange, considering it's my wedding."

>"I know you are kind and just messing with my mind."

>"Or is there something I should be dreading?"

>Celestia teleports in front of him again and grins a manic grin down.

 

>"So you got hitched and bewitched, and now you're life's enriched."

>"Well Doctor, don't you panic."

>"In the light of the sun, when it's all said and done."

>"I'll get you a satanic mechanic."

>She trots up to the stage and pulls one of Rarity's lounges offstage, the three of you walking up behind her.

>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania...HA! HA!"

>She lounges across it with the three of you taking position behind her.

>"So why don't you stay for the night?"

"Night."

>"Or maybe a bite?"

>"Bite."

>"I could show you my favorite...obsession?"

>"I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan."

>"And he's good for relieving my... tension."

>She climbs up from the lounge.

>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania."

>"HIT IT! HIT IT!"

>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania."

>She stops in front of Hooves.

>"So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab."

>"I see you shiver with antici...

>The room is silent.

>"...pation!"

>"But maybe the rain isn't really to blame."

>"So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!"

>With that she teleports out.

>The room stays silent after the sight they saw.

"So...who wants' cake?"