- =BiE 22=
 - >The damn sun woke you up again.
 - >It seemed to be closer then it normally was.
 - >Maybe this was Celestias payback for ruining her fun over estrus.
 - >You peek at the clock, 10:00.
 - >Aloe and Lotus had given you the day off for helping them over estrus.
 - >You didn't want to do it, but you had some stuff to take care of and it provided the perfect opportunity.
 - >You rolled out of bed and made your way to the kitchen, ignoring the sounds from Anon's room.
 - >Damn kids.
 - >Your 'special delivery' should be arriving soon, might as well get ready while you wait.
 - >The abundance of pancakes at the market has allowed you to upgrade to eating them regularly.
 - >The pancakes putting you in a good mood, you made your way to your shower and started going over the day's game plan.
 - >Assuming magic worked the way you thought it did, it would just be a matter of practice.
 - >You were screwed if it didn't.
 - >You hoped they had enough room.
 - >Considering who you were dealing with, you hoped you didn't get a hoof to the face first.
 - >You hear a knocking at your door after your shower.
 - >Just as you expected, Twilight was standing on your front porch.
 - >"Hey, Twilight. You look like you handled the estrus as well as Celestia said."
 - >She gets an embarrassed look.
 - >"She uh...she told you that?" she stammered out.
 - >"Only that you thought of everything and handled yourself well."
 - >She still looks embarrassed, but she's wearing a smile now.
 - >Twilight levitates a small box over to you, as well as a book.
 - >"Force fields and barriers.". Promising.
 - >"I have to say, I was a bit surprised when you asked for these things." Twilight said.
 - >This WAS a bit out of it for you.
 - >"Just trying to take care of a minor problem, I'm a bit surprised myself that Anon got the day off today."
 - >She looks like she's blushing a bit. "Hehe...yeah...the Library isn't really fit for anypony to be in right now."
 - >Well, there goes your mental image of Twilight being a paragon of willpower and toughing it out.
 - >"Where is Anon, anyway?" she asks.
 - >"Oh, he's around. It's not like he and Rainbow are FUCKING IN THE OTHER ROOM!" you yell.
 - >Silence settles in before four knocks come from Anon's room.
 - >"Yeah, they're fine."
 - >Twilight looks like she's about to die of embarrassment as she cocks her head to the side inquisitively.
 - >"They're on round four, if they get to round ten by noon; I win ten bits and have to call an ambulance."
 - >The awkwardness can be cut with a knife.
 - >"...I'm gonna go inside now."
 - >Twilight just nods with a fake smile and a rather intense blush and walks away.
 - >Damn, how can someone that smart get weirded out by mating?
 - >You step into the town proper and start your search.
 - >A quick study of the book Twilight gave you showed that, yes, force fields worked exactly how you thought.
 - >The only question was whether or not she could do it.
 - >You don't know where Lyra and Bon Bon live, but if they're 'together' then there's a decent chance finding one will find the other.
 - >Bon Bon apparently ran a candy shop that rivaled Sugarcube Corner, so you start your search in the center of town.
 - >You were getting an awful lot of looks.
 - >Probably because of the big box you were carrying around.
 - >You eventually break down and ask Carrot Top where Bon Bon lives.
 - >Let it never be said that you fall into gender stereotypes.
 - >You mentally prepare yourself for the situation ahead.
 - >Best to play it arrogant.
 - >You open the shop door and spot Bon Bon behind the counter.
 - >She looks pissed.
 - >"What do you want?" she asks.
 - >You still can't get used to her different voice thing.
 - >"Hey Bon Bon, Lyra here?"
 - >Her frown gets deeper.
 - >"No, Lyra is not hear. I imagine that she's blowing all her money at that spa of yours again."
 - >That was true, Lyra came in pretty often.
 - >Still, if she was out looking for you then she'd be back once she realized you weren't there.
 - >"That's cool, I'll just hang out till she shows up."
 - >Bon Bon walks out from behind the counter.
 - >"I don't think that's a good idea." she says.
 - >She still looks pretty mad.
 - >"Aw, come on. We can swap stories about candy and junk."
 - >She seems to not like your shit eating grin.
 - >She opens her mouth to say something but is interrupted by the door opening.
 - >"M-Mous!?"
 - >"Lyra!" you and Bon Bon call out.
 - >"Lyra, wha-
 - >You interrupt Bon Bon before she finishes.
 - >"Lyra! Hey, you were looking for me? Cause I was looking for you."
 - >"Y-you were?" she asks.
 - >"Lyra, I do-
 - >"Yep! Got something to show you, you guys got a basement or something here?"
 - >"Well, we have one for storage..."
 - >"Great, lead the way!"
 - >"Lyra!" you hear from behind you.
 - >Bon Bon looks a bit hurt, still mad, but also hurt.
 - >"Lyra...are you really going to go with him without knowing what he wants?"
 - >"Bon Bon...I..." she says.
 - >Fuck. Now you have to be the asshole.
 - >"It's all good, Bon Bon, I'm a great guy. I'll get her back to ya in one peice."
 - >You put your hand on Lyra's shoulder as you say that.
 - >You can feel her tense up, this is exactly what happens when she used to come to the spa.
 - >If Lyra was only considering leading you downstairs before, she just caved.
 - >"It'll be fine, Bon Bon. Mous'll show me this thing and I'll be right back up."
 - >She opens a nearby door and reveals a long stairway down.
 - >You follow her down the stairs as Bon Bon comes up behind you.
 - >"Well then why can't he show us both!" she shouts.
 - >You turn around.
 - >"This is kinda just for Lyra."
 - >You don't wait for a response and shut the door.
 - >A few minutes later, you're both sitting in a small circle of candles you removed from your box.
 - >You were amazed that Bon Bon didn't kick the door in and throw you out.
 - >People and ponies do weird things for the people they care about, it seems.
 - >Lyra speaks up as you light the last candle.
 - >"What's all this for, Mous?"
 - >"Ambience."
 - >Go hard or go home.
 - >Might as well begin.
 - >"Lyra, you're a unicorn, can you make force fields?"
 - >She looks a bit confused.
 - >"What's this about, Mous?"
 - >"Please answer the question."
 - >She sighs
 - >"Yes, I can make force fields."
 - >You don't move a muscle.
 - >"Show me."
 - >A minty glow envelops Lyra's horn and a similar colored sheet of light floats above the center of your circle.
 - >You poke it with your finger, it has resistance, but gives if you push.
 - >Perfect.
 - >You extend your hands over to Lyra.
 - >"Okay Lyra, I want you to make a force field around both of my hands.
 - >She looks confused but complies.
 - >A green bubble seals both of your hands, stopping at your wrists.
 - >"Okay, now, shrink the force fields to match the contours of my hand. Be as precise as you can."
 - >"Mous, I don't know if I can do that." she said.
 - >"Have you ever tried?"
 - >"Well...no...bu-"
 - >"Then try. It's one of the most human ideals there is."
 - >She gets a determined look and the glow from her horn intensifies.
 - >As it does, the bubbles around your hands begin to contort and twist.
 - >They shrink down further until both of your hands are on a mint green energy glove.
 - >Lyra sighs.
 - >"I did it..."
 - >You nod.
 - >"Yes, you did. Now comes the hard part."
 - Music - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8
 - >The next few hours were spent in the basement with Lyra.
 - >She was trying to learn how to bend her force fields the same way as your hands.
 - >It was slow going, she had to stop more than a few times to rest.
 - >Eventually though, you'd gone through almost every way a hand can bend you can think of.
 - >"Okay, Lyra, final step. You ready?"
 - >She nods her head.
 - >"Okay, I want you to take these off my hands and put them on the end your hooves."
 - >"What?" she says.
 - >She doesn't look convinced.
 - >"Do it. Worst case scenario is that we just lost a few hours over nothing."
 - >Lyra shuts her eyes and hold up her hooves.
 - >The magic gloves you've grown used to over the past few hours slip off your hands and float over to Lyra.
 - >The 'hands' spin around and slowly lower themselves, connecting the wrists to the end of Lyra's hooves.
 - >They hold themselves there as Lyra opens her eyes and smiles.
 - >Her smile only grows bigger and bigger as she wriggles her new fingers.
 - >"Mous...I..."
 - >She looks up to you.
 - >She has tears in her eyes.
 - >"I-I don't know how to thank you."
 - >You sigh.
 - >"You want to thank me?" you ask.
 - >You extend an arm down to Lyra.
 - >To her credit, she gets the idea and grabs your hand with her new ones.
 - >"Do two things for me."
 - >She nods her head as she stands on her hind legs.
 - >"One: Stop coming into the spa so damn much, you have 'hands' now, satisfy your own fetish."
 - >Aloe and Lotus could never know of this, they'd kill you for getting rid of a customer who came this often.
 - >"And Two:"
 - >You gesture with your thumb through the floor above you.
 - >"Go talk to your girlfriend. I could see the looks she was giving me when we came down here."
 - >Lyra's face drops.
 - >"Bon Bon...I don't know what I'm going to do about her..."
 - >"Do you want her gone?"
 - >Lyra jumps back.
 - >"No! No, no...I lo-really like Bon Bon...it's just...I don't know what to do."
 - >You put your hand on her shoulder, even on her hind legs, she was a bit shorter then you.
 - >"Go talk to her, work something out, if this did what I wanted and got you over whatever was making you come to the spa so often, then it should be pretty simple."
 - >You start your way up the stairs
 - >"I don't know why she thinks I'm so worth it..."
 - >You stop and look at Lyra over your shoulder.
 - >"Lyra, you're probably the most important person in the world to Bon Bon, of course you're worth it to her."
 - >You head out the basement door and head for the exit when a voice stops you.
 - >"Homewrecker."
 - >You turn to see Bon Bon sitting on a couch in the other room.
 - >She's holding a pillow tight to her chest.
 - >She looks like she's been crying.
 - >She gives you a death glare as you walk into the room.
 - >"You took the most important person in my life."
 - >Bingo.
 - >"And stole her away from me."
 - >"Bon Bon, nothing happe-"
 - >She tosses the pillow across the room at you.
 - >"SHUT UP!"
 - >She looks furious now.
 - >"Don't tell me nothing happened! Nopony spends four hours in a basement and does 'nothing'!"
 - >She has her head in her hooves now.
 - >"It just-I always tried to be so understanding! Everypony called her fascination with humans weird, but I looked past it. I looked passed her sitting, I looked past her trying to walk on her hind legs, Celestia knows I even looked past her going to that spa to see YOU so often!"
 - >She jams a hoof in your direction.
 - >"But I don't think I can get past her ignoring me just because you fell into our town..."
 - >She keeps staring daggers at you.
 - >"...Bon Bon?"
 - >You both turn to the basement door to see Lyra walk out, on all fours, it seems.
 - >"Bon Bon...nothing happened." She says.
 - >"I really wish I could believe that Lyra..."
 - >Lyra takes a few steps closer. "Hey, I may be weird."
 - >She gets up on the couch next to Bon Bon and throws a hoof around her.
 - >"But I'd never hurt you."
 - >Bon Bon throws Lyra's hoof off her and retreats to the other side of the couch.
 - >Lyra tries again only for Bon Bon to shoot her down.
 - >The room is quiet for a long time.
 - >You start to back away towards the door
 - >"I should go."
 - >Lyra looks up at you.
 - >"Thanks Mous...for everything."
 - >"Yeah, right..."
 - >You start to walk to the door.
 - >Quick, say something to lighten the mood.
 - >"Play nice, you two."
 - >Fuck.
 - >You walk out the door and hurry home before the idiocy of that remark comes back to haunt you.
 - >The sun was setting, the perfect setting for the relationship you just ruined.
 - >This blows.
 - >Dammit, you were trying to help.
 - >This always happens when you try to help.
 - >You trudge into the living room when you get home, Anon and Rainbow are there.
 - >"Hey dude...you okay?" Anon asked.
 - >"I'm fuckin' fine."
 - >You didn't need to talk about it.
 - >You fucked up.
 - >It was your responsibility.
 

