Anon Fucks Everything That Moves (incomplete)

>your dad gets 360-noscoped in colombia and dies

>you move out of your shitty dormroom into your father's mansion

>since the fucker won megamillions lottery, nigga was packed

>as you drive to your new home you think back at the times you spent with him

>3 year old you and him spending all day playing rachet and clank together

Those where the days...

>doesn't help the fact that it's fucking pouring rain and fog covers up everything

>the slipknot song "snuff" plays on the radio

>start getting feels

>start crying like a little fucking bitch

>Notice the house

>man the fuck up

>you step out of the car and walk towards the mansion

>you've got your black pants, V neck T-shirt, black gloves, your father's dog tags around your neck

>you look like harry flynn from uncharted

>well, almost

>as you make your way to the door, 4 maids open the door

>holy fuck, isn't 1 enough?

>the 3 pre-teens in maid outfits introduce themselves

"Welcome, Anon. We're very sorry about your father"

said purple haired one.

"Anyway, my name is sweetie bell, and this is scootaloo, apple bloom, and zoe trent."

"You can just call me Zoey." She said.

>you pull out a knife and stab Zoey in the fucking throat Jason Brody style

>push all the girls to the floor

dont walk the dinosaur

>close the door and lock it

>"whoops! Looks like you three are with me now" you say (howard) sternly

>all three shudder as they hear your words

>"alright, so who's cooking?"

"Uhmm... W- well... Z-Zoey was m-making spaghetti and meatballs for all of us" said applebloom

"Alright then, get cooking!"

>All 3 of them dash into the kitchen working together trying so hard not to fuck up

"D...Dinner's ready" scootaloo yells

>you and the three little hotties sit down

>you decide to lay the ground rules

"Alright faggots, I'm gonna lay down some ground rules. First off, can someone get rid of zoey's corpse please?"

>Scootaloo drags the body outside and into the neighboor's yard then comes running back

"Alright, rule #1, if you're gonna act like a bitch, you're gonna die like a bitch."

>as you make shit up you decide to honor your father by being a childfucker

"Rule #2, we all take showers TOGETHER."

>The Girls' eyes light up

"Rule #3, if i call you up to my room at anytime, you best hurry the fuck up. Rule #4, blowjobs are required during hours of gaming.

>Their faces flare up in disgust, except for scootaloo, who just licks her lips

"And Finally, rule #5. EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO EXERCISE, AND START LIFTING. ARE WE CLEAR?"

>the girls give you a blank stare

"I said, ARE WE FUCKING CLEAR!!!?

>they all nod

Good.

>you finish eating your slaghetti

"Alright then, it's getting kinda late. Scootaloo, can you show me my room?"

"S-Sure, M-M-master, right this way."

>you follow her up the stairs

>as she walks, you get a full view of her round, premature, firm, ass, with her skin tight panties exposing the outline of her pussy

>The cock Stiffens

"Here we are."

"Thanks scootaloo, would you like to sleep here with me tonight?"

"I don't think i can-"

"That wasn't a fucking request"

"Uhm, well, i suppose i can"

>ohgolly.jpg

"Alright then, take your clothes off and get in the sheets sweetheart"

>The two of you undress

>You both lay down, making contact with your skin

>the dark knight rises

>you grab her hand and guide it to your Golden child

"In the wise words of trent reznor, I wanna fuck you like an animal"

>she chucked and begins stroking your cock

>fuck no, that ain't gonna get it done

>you wrap your arms around her and thrust your dick into her

>you lean in and whisper into her ear,

"I wanna feel you from the inside"

>you slowly push into her and out, repeating the same motion, gaining speed after each thrust

>she starts moaning

>climax builds up like tetris blocks

"My whole existence is flawed"

>You thrust faster and faster, hitting her cervix

>she moans louder and louder, reaching her climax

>so are you

>you unload your white seed into her and shout

"YOU BRING ME CLOSER TO GOD!!!!"

 

>you're both out of breath

>scootaloo leans in and kisses you on your cheek

"Thank you anon" she whispers

>as she falls asleep, you realise there is something you must do

>there's this little faggot voice in your head named el toro after some fucking faggot spick cartoon

>you crawl out of bed, careful not to wake up your maid

>you sprint out into the neighboor's yard to locate zoe trent's body

"Alright, how do i do this again? Oh right *clears throat* Ada Due Damballa, Give Me The Power I Beg Of You, Leveu Mercier DePou Shiou Sacouse Entiene LeDevou DeMobocheu Adaleu Bwaseu Damballa ADE DUE DAMBALLA, ADE DUR DAMBALLA, ADE DUE DAMBALLA!!!!!!"

>A lighting bolt hits the corpse of zoey

>percy jackson is a fucking asshole

"Huh, what! where am I?"

"Oh yeah, your in my neighboor's yard... You where dead"

"I'm sorry darling WHAT?"

"Well, what's the last thing you remember?"

>fuck pls dont remember

"I remember opening the door, sweetie belle introducing herself, and then a rush of pain, i don't know what caused it"

>loldumbitch

"You where shot by the FARC, or in spick language,los Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia."

>you vomit in your mouth from being so colombian

"May i ask, if you are spanish, why is your skin so pale?"

"Oh, my father dropped me in a pool of cocaine when i was 3."

"Why would he do that?" She asked out of shock

"He's colombian, if he's not doing cocaine he's playing spickball or in faget words, soccer."

>she chuckles at your racist remark

"Anyway, we should probable get back inside."

 

 

"If they're a colombian terroris organization how did they get here? How did they find us?" She asked with a confused look

"How should i know? But don't worry, they won't be a problem"

"Good point darling. Anyway, i should get to sleep. Here, let me show you your room."

>you remember scootaloo is there, alone, naked, fucking covered in sweat and cum

>ohshit.jpg

"DONTWORRYIKNOWWHEREITISIGOTITYOUMAYGOTOYOURROOMNOWGOODNIGHT!"

>slam the dooe shut

>lock it

>in the process of closing the door with your faggotry, you wake up Scootaloo

"Huh, what? Oh hey Anon" she spoke

>*Knock Knock*

"Master Anon, is scootaloo in their with you?"

>ohfuck

>handgag scootaloo

"No ma'am, i was doing my best scootaloo impression"

"Oh, alright then. Good night anon"

>you jear her footsteps fade, followed by a door closing

>she's gone

>you ungag scootaloo

>sorry kiddo, I forgot to tell you, i brought her back from the deas using this spell i saw in child's play, and i didn't explain to her the rules. We need to keep Quiet about this, understand?"

>she nods

"Good"

>you kiss her on the cheek, wrap your arms around her, and slowly fade to sleep

END OF DAY 1

 

 

 

Day 2: electric boogaloo

>you wake up from the nightmare of black people raping your mother

>it's 5am, everyone is sleeping

>you walk down the stairs

>holy shit the floor is squeeky as hell

>you sit down on the couch, turn on your ps3 the girls hooked up while you where gone

>go to jewtube

>watch a linkin park concert because your a fucking emo faggot with stress or whatever emo people complain about

>all of a sudden there's a knock on the door

>WHO THE FUCK IS IT

>you open the door, and the sight in front of you shocks you

>it's your college "friends" and by "friends" you mean, swagfags.

>There are 3 of them. Zack, travis, and katie

"What the fuck are you doing here! Do you know what time it is?"

"Oh yeah, right. Well, sleeping is to mainstream for us"

>you almost break your jaw from existance cringing

"What do you want?"

"We heard you moved to a mansion and we wanna see the house" said katie

>oh my fucking god

>you quickly remember your father had a gas chamber replica in the basement because he fucking hates jews, but he never used it, but It still worked according to his ramblings everytime you visited him

"Oh, sure, come inside, let me give you a tour, follow me

>you lead them to the gas chamber

>the fucking basement looks like something out of a bestgore video

"Step inside the elevator"

"Holy shit you got an elevator in your house? Your fucking awesome dude #swag #yolo #429BLAZEITFAGGOTYOLOSWAGNIGGERRIPBOBMARLEY" said zack

>your*

>swagfags don't even grammar

>as they step inside , you slam the door shut and turn up the furnace

"OH SHIT SON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HOMIE!"

"I know how much you love saying Yolo, so I'm helping you out by making you only live once"

"OH SHIT DAWG IM TO YOUNG TO DIE" all three of them yelled.

"YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY #SWAG!"

>maybe swag caries on in the afterlife

>You turn off the furnace and open the door

>Their krispy kreme corpses please your erection

>You stab eache corpse in the fucking throat justin case

>LOLJUSTIN

>as you head back to the living room, you hear multiple voices singing

"CRAAAAWWWWLIIIINNNGGGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN MYYYYY FORESKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THIS OOOOORANNGEEE WIIIIIIILL NOT PEAL!!!!"

>that's fucking adorable

>wait a minute their maids! Shey should be cleaning you cock!

"Hello girls!"

"Oh, Heh their mister Anon" said applebloom in her White trash voice

"Why aren't you girls cleaning? Isn't that your job"

>they all turn off the tv, jump off the couch and line up infront of you

"I just need you all to clean around the living room and make breakfast. Im going to go talk to zoey."

"Sup faggot" she greets you

>Oh shit nigger

"What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy."

>she chuckles

>fucking fite me

"Anyway master, may i be excused for the rest of the day? There's a fashion show i have to attend to and I need to practice."

"you're excused"

"thank you. i was also wondering if you would want to come."

"I'll try, but i have some important things to attend to"

>because a sexy shower foursome with little girls is important

"Alright then, it's at 9:00 pm at 4725 Ledge Ave. North Hollywood, CA 91602."

>you'll probably go to kill some babies, they don't call you "The Infant Annihilator" for nothing

"Anyway, i gotta go, see you soon!"

>as she walks out, her outfit shows off her panties, and you get a full view of dat ass

>Notnowboner.jpg

>WELP TIME 4 BREAKFAST LEL

>the girls made eggs and bacon for you

>after eating breakfast, you go outside and play around in the dirt with the girls for a while

 

2 HOURS LEFT TILL FASHION SHOW

 

 

>you and the three girls get into the shower. You lay at the bottom of the bathtub on your back, getting full view of the preteen rascals

>you pull all 3 down by the leg on top of you

"Sweetie bell, Put your tongue to work please"

"Yes master." She replies

>she gets down on her stomach, her head near the end of your Dark knight

>her legs are leaned up against the wall

Scootaloo and applebloom lay down next to you and start kissing you

>Sweetie belle starts working her mouth up and down your length, making deep sucks that fill you with sensational bliss

>She occasionally pulls out and gently licks the head of your dick

>As this goes on you are having a sloppy makeout session with applebloom and scootaloo

>your in fucking heaven

>you start licking and biting both scootaloo and appleblooms neck, occasionally stopping and getting up to his sweetie belle

>You stroke sweetie belle's maine as you builds you towards orgasm

>this is where my minions invade

>actually, better idea

"All of you line up on the otherside on your knees, now!

>they obey wario

>Stroke dick furiosly

>as you let loose a stream of warm, wet, stick fluids on each of their tongues and faces, you shout

"DEMOCRACY!!!"

>As your stamina bleeds out DIGGIN DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY and you fall back, you grab all three of them with one big hug and pull them down with you, caressing each and every one of them with your hands as you peck their faces, ignoring the taste of semen

"I love you, I you all"

>you kiss each of them individually

>JUMP TO 30 MINUTES LEFT FOR THE FASION SHOW

>the 3 sex slaves are cleaning everything up, probably fucking things up as usual

>It's time

>you run in and take a seat.

>to your left is this fucking wierd hedgehog rat thing fucking oozing rabies out of every corner

>the this wave of foam puts the tsunami in japan to shame

>to your right is the fatest man you've ever had the displeasure of looking at, with the gayest shirt and a stupid medallion that looks like the hedgehog rat thing

Oh god

>the show starts

>the rat thing on your right says

"Hey father, do you think you'll find this boyfriend-free girlfriend anytime soon?"

>HOLYFUCKINGSHITTHETHINGCANTALKWHATTHEFUCKFUCKTHEWHAT!!

"Well I sure do sonichu" he said in his faggot voice

>you look over to him and say

"Start Lifting"

>he fucking gives me a look

"you best watch your mouth troll or im gonna make you feel bad!!"

>6edgy9me

>as the fucking ugly teens who mosty likely lost their virginity to their babysitter at some point walk out, you get bored

>Your boredom fades to african american as another model walks out

>holy fuck she's hot

>She's the last person to come out

"Ladies, i come to you not as a model, but as a friend. A lot of woman are single, like me and are very upset about it..."

>she goes goes on and on about how ou don't need A man or some shit like that

>you can't hear because the faggot on your right stops fapping furiosly in public as soon as he heard her say, "like me"

>He calls out her name says shit like, "yeah put that ame rose suit on" and "no baby sing like marilyn manson not trent reznor"

>you fucking cringe

"The fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot?"

>i look over to see who said that, and, oddly enough, Trent Reznor was sitting in front of us

"Mother fucker I got my propaganda

I got revisionism bitch!

I got my violence

In hi-def ultra-realism and their all a part of this great nation, you are nothing to me but just another little autistic faggot. Say another word about me and i will make you hurt faggot"

>Everythin you thought about trent reznor was right, he is the coolest motherfucker alive

>Chris chan freaks out

"Oh golly sonichu! A man with intelligence! What will i do?"

>he is interrupted by a loud explosion that busts a whole through the wall next to Trent Reznor

>zombie Pablo walks in

>MARIJUANA COCAINA COCA COLA CABRON!" Is all you hear

>Since your father died your connection to the spick tribe has faded

>They take hostages, including Zoey Trent and Trent Reznor

>looks like this is the end

"Sonichu go my son!"

>as soon as chris shouts that, Him and his "son" get torn to pieces by a fuckton of rifles

>LOLDEAD FAGGOT

>Pablo Escobar walks up to you, and puts the barrel of the gun against your head

"What is your name" he said

"Moby dick" you mumble

"What?"

"MOBY DICK!"

>you kick in in the fucking dick and take his weapon

>you use him as a human shield and kill all the spanish faggots in the room.

>all of a sudden A colombian nigger runs up to you with a knife

"No, you don't" said trent, as he fired a bullet through the spick's skull

"You saved me... Why?"

"We're in this together" he replied

>all of a sudden, chris chan stands up, blood and acnepooring out of his pores.

" i need china!!!!" He shouted

>he pushes Zoe to the floor

>"CHINA!!!!!"

>A bullet cuts clean through his skull

>it's the cops

>thank fucking god

*few minutes later, anon and Zoe drive home*

 

"this event was a disaster!!" Shouted Zoey

"Oh it wasn't that bad, your stocks went up!"

"Good for blythe, NOT good for me" she said

"Look, don't stress yourself, ok? You're gonna be fine.

>You arrive home

>The girls are asleep on the couch together

"Aren't they just adorable?" Said Zoey

"Yeah, they are. And they get their job done to."

"Yeah. Anyways anon, May i sleep with you tonight?"

>oh fuck yes

"Sure"

>your dick Levels up to Ron Jeremy status

>You both step inside.

>You both begin to undress

"What are we gonna do on the bed" she asks

>you pull put your ps2 controller

"We're gonna do some hardcore gaming" you reply.

>you wrap the end cord around her neck, giving it a pull.

>You grab the controller and tap X three times.

>she gets the hint

>She guides you Moby Dick into her whale or however the fuck that metaphor goes

>you start mashing R1, and she thrusts her pelvis into you at the same speed

"Holy fuck this is awesome!"

>you're getting closer and closer to the objective

>your mind is in complete bliss, pleasuer filling your every nerve

>you earn your killstreak

>she thrusts back into you 3 final times before you both cum together

>the three of you fucking scream like you're cod squeekers

>you both pant, out of health

>You look deep into her eyes and whisper,

"Game of the fucking year"

>You both cuddle like faggots until you drift asleep

 

*DREAM WORLD*

>You're in a dark cave, blood on the walls, and only one direction to go.

>fuck it, it's not like i have a choice

>as you walk down the road, you come to a bridge made out of gold, stained in blood And fucking packed with corpses

>everything is dark, but barely illuminated by torches

>you hear noise at a distance

>you run down the only direction, following the distant noise. It only get's louder and louder.

>You come to a door with "DO NOT OPEN" written in blood

>fuck you i won't do what you tell me

>You open the door, only to hear the creepiest fucking drumming tune ever (the begining of this for those with no imagination http://youtu.be/NyMbV3HcYJE)

> you keep walking, as you look around you see corpses, some still moving, impaled on spikes slowly moving down

>yeah this is normal

>a stream of fire apears in front of you, illuminating a throne

>sitting on it is your father

"Hello son."

"Dad, What the FUCK!"

"Son, don't worry. Right now you're in a dream, but to us, this is purgatory"

>hahaha faggot didn't even get accepted into heaven

"son, i call upon you because their is a powerful threat to youre world, and you're the only one who can stop it. You are the only one with the power to-"

"HOLY FUCK THIS IS BORING JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY IV'E GOT KIDS TO FUCK!!!"

"Patience, my son i need you to-"

"SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TALK LIKE A BRITFAG YOU SPICK"

"Here in purgatory, we all talk like this my son. As i was saying, i need you to-"

>you blink three times

>you saw it in a movie, what was it, sharkboy and firegirl or someshit?

>you snap back to reality (OHP, THERE GOES GRAVITY) and get out of bed

>it's 3am in the fucking morning

>You head outside to the music store thats always open

>you walk inside ang greet your old pall who you commonly refer to as, "faggot"'

>apearently he got this new cello that adolf hitler used to play

>he gives me an offer of 700,000 dollars and that i'm the only person he'd give it to

>a few days ago that money would be a fortune to you, now you could practically while your ass with it

> you politely decline as you have never touched an instrument before, you only came here to talk to faggot

>you head back to your car, only to be stopped at your car door

"The fuck do you wa- Oh hello!"

>you look at one of the most gorgeous girls you've ever seen.

"hello, my name is Octavia melody. I heard that man was willing to offer you a very rare and expensive cello."

"Why, yes. He did. Why do you ask?"

"Because i would like to buy it from you. Since you're the only person he'll give it to, i was wondering if you could-"

"Do you have 700,000 dollars?"

"No, but i am willing to offer certain... Other.. Services for it"

>Oh golly

"Fuck yes, where do we go?"

There's a bathroom in the barnes and noble bookstore over there.

>barnes and noble usually had clean bathrooms

"Sure. Lead the way ma'am."

>Her cheeks blush as she grabs you hand and walks with you to the bookstore

>you fucking sprint to the bathroom dragging her along, god damn being rich feels good, LITERALLY

>you open the door and push her in

>she leans against the wall, as you go in for a kiss

>as your lips make contact, you explore the inside of her mouth with your tongue

Feeling every millimeter of her mouth

>you break the kiss and start licking her neck

>she's moaning so loud, she's fucking loosing it

>You go lower and lower, as you slowly remove her clothing, admiring her body and telling her how much of a good girl she trully is

>you take each of her breast one at a time into your mouth, sucking it and gently rubbing it with you teeth, soft enough to not cause pain but enough so that she can feel it

>she grabs your head and pushes it against her breast, "don't stop, please!"

>you suck life your life delends on it

>tears of pleasure coming down her eyes now, it's to much for her

>You stop to catch your breath, exhausted from so much work

"You're amazing..."

>she whimpers as she limply falls into you arms

You switch positions, sitting on the sink now she starts kissing and licking your neck, removing you clothes and kissing you chest, going lower and lower

> you've had enough blowjobs, time for you to take command

>You pull up the ends of her skirt, and pull down her panties

>You dig your tongue into her pussy, drinking her fluids

>holy fuck she smells like vanilla down there

>You press your tongue into her caverns, twisting and turning, sensing gushes of fluids into your mouth

>you pull out and slowly mouth her clit, only to go back the cavern

>with a loud moan, she grabs your head and pushes it against her pussy, sending a huge wave of her fluids into your mouth

>you pull away from her and fall back on the floor, taking time to swolly her fluids before trying to catch your breath

"I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist"

>As you get up, someone opens the door.

>it's fucking Trent Reznor

with just a quick glance into each other's eyes, you both know what to do (fuck each other in the ass) (just kidding)

Trent reznor gets behind her, wrapping her arms around her and grabbing her breasts

"I...I don't know if i can handle 2 men at once"

>No one says a word

>Trent Reznor starts dominating her ass ass you pound your dick into her pussy hitting her cervix

>you handgag her to keep her from screaming

"So hows life anon?" Trent reznor says as he keeps thrusting harder and deeper

"Pretty good, just got your new album, i like how you can change the color of the disk with the tempeture"

"Yeah, that is pretty neat."

>All three of you orgasm at the same time

"Well i gotta go come up with another wierd name for my next kid, see you soon anon"

>HOLLY FUCK YOU JUST DOUBLE TEAMED A HOTTIE WITH TRENT REZNOR

>octavia is panting, tryin desperately to cath her breath

"Come on, let's go get you that violin."

>you walk back to the music store and purchase the cello for her

"Thank you for your services ma'am, if you ever need anything else, just call me"

>you give her the cello and your phone number for some more fuck

"T-T-Thank you..."

>She hugs you for what feels life forever and starts crying

>as you walk back to your car, you feel proud of your accomplishments

>but your pride slips away as you are knocked unconscious

"Take him to the lair, i will deal with him later"

>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WAS DOING SO GOOD

 

*AFTER KIDNAPPING*

 

>you regain consciousness, your muscles sore, your eye heavy, and you vision is blury

>you're not home

>as your vision comes back, you examine the area around you

>fuck this place is dirty

"Hello anon"

>a feminine voice called from the dark

"How the fuck do you know my name?"

"We have been following you for some time"

"What do you want from me?"

"We want to be your maids."

>what?

>The two girls reveal themselves

"My name is Diamond Tiara, and this is my friend Silver Spoon"

"We want to prove to you that we are much better maids than those girls you have now"

>nobody insuls your sex toys like that

"We are much better in serving you than they are"

>you can't help but laugh at how pathetic this is

>They both get on their kness and together give you the saddest, most depressing blowjob ever

>They're not even fucking trying

>They're just pressing muh dick against their faces

>this is so fucking boring

>you pull out your phone and start texting your maids

>you remind them to start even lifting

>You switch to google and start doing research on the sexual health of children

"Hey pay attention!" Diamond Tiara commands you

"Oh, I'm sorry, im just waiting for you to finish. Done yet?"

"You should be spraying semen all over our shoulders!" Shoults silver spoon

>you tell them to stop and just start jerking yourself off

>you google image search photos of animals having sex, and stumble upon nile monitors mating

>oh fuck yes this is good

>Nile monitors be fucking ballin as shit.

>As you aproach orgasm, you, untie yourself from the chair, and you command Diamond Tiara to take of her clothing

>you start jerking off furiously and ejaculate on Diamond Tiara's stomach

>silver spoon starts licking your fluids off her stomach and starts fondling her nipples

>they are so busy that they forgot you untied yourself

>you realize you're naked

>you find your clothing on the bedroom, odly enough the same one you wore when you first got to your new home

Black jeans, Black V neck T-shirt, black leather gloves.

>You get dressed and sneak out

>you've been there all day, its fucking 11pm

>You start sprinting back to your house when you get stopped bu the police

>what the fuck do they want?

"You are under arrest for several acts of pedophilia"

"STAND BACK, I'M ARMED!"

>the cop pulls out his gun and begins walking towards you, the other two with their guns out, behind the one in front of you

>you wait for the perfect distance

>you pull out your knife and stab the cop infront of you and grab his gun

>you pull out, use his now dead body as a human shield, and throw the knife a one of the cops

You the throw the actual gun at the third and final cop, hitting him in the dome, knocking him unconcious

>you walk up to him and slit his throat

>you check your surroundings to see if there is any witnesses

>The only person you see is in the back of the cop car, dressed like a fucking badass with the coolest fucking beard, his hair is grey and he has a brown coat and a top hat

>You open the door and let him out

"Thanks sir. But what do i do now? I have no house!"

>you feel bad leaving this man homeless, with the way he's dressed no one will believe him

>the mansion has a guest room right? >It's not like your gonna have guests at home since you fucking hate people

>but he seems harmless enough

"I've got a guest room at my mansion, you can stay for a while if you want"

"Sorry, did you say, mansion?

"Yes. I've got maids to."

>he's practically jumping out of joy now

"Just don't fuck them, please."

"Fine, i won't."

>it's like this guy's life finally has meaning, he's smiling like a retard

"Alright man, just calm the fuck down"

>he stops and adjusts his tie and hat

"We gotta get rid of the bodies" you speak

>he snaps his finger and all of a sudden the bodies vanish from exsistance

>WHAT THE FUCK?

"What the? how did you-"

"Magic." He replied

>you struggle for the words to say

>You're just awestruck at how thats fucking possible

"Come on, we'll teleport to your home"

>he shoves his hands in your pants and grabs your dick

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-"

>your surroundings vanish and you re-appear at your house

"No homo." He says

>right in front of you are your three little maids with their mouths wide open

>they must have seen his hands in your pants

"Uh, master, who's this?" Says applebloom

"This is, uhm-"

"Discord" he said

"Anyway, Discord is gonna be living in the guest room foor a while. Applebloom, take him to his room please

"Yes master" she responded

>you walk back to your room and begin undressing

>holy fuck what a day

>you lay down on your bed and drift off to sleep

*2am*

>you slowly wake up, unable to move

"Hellow sweetheart."

>what the fuck?

>your eyes open wide, only to see >discord on top of you, his face next to yours.

>he pins you down and invades your mouth with his tongue

>you try to break free, but the more you struggle the better his grip his grip gets

"Don't fight it. It'll all be over soon"

>ohgodwhy.jpg

>He begins to remove his clothing

>as he does this, his body begins to glow

>his body seems to shape shift

>breasts pop out, his dick tucks back in, his beard vanishes, all of a sudden a explosion of light forces your eyes shut

>you open your eyes

>discord is now female

"Is this better sweetheart..." she says with a femanine voice

>whyboner.jpg

>he... Well she, begins to remove her clothing

>she gets into the sheats with you, and starts licking your neck with her long tongue

>she works her way down, practically lickin your whole body

>Fuck this is so wierd

>she does licks around your dick and goes down to your thighs

>what a fucking tease

> she lifts your legs and starts licking under your balls near your anus

>you never thought you would enjoy this holy shit

>fuck no, it's time to take over

You push the bitch off you and pin her down

>you lean in to her ear and whisper

"Just stay put and take it like a good girl"

>you push your metal gear rising into her Revengeance

>you fucking thrust with all your might

>the wet warm walls of her pussy surround your dick and trigger every single nerve with pleasure

>You fuck her with the fury of that one linkin park album, a thousand suns or some gay shit like that

>your both panting like dogs at this point

>every inch of your bodies are covered in sweat, making movement easier

>its so hot it's like your fucking in an oven

>you whisper words of bliss into her ear and tell her how much of a good girl she is before licking and nibbling on her ear

>a deep red blush flushes her cheeks

>your both aproaching your climax with every thrust

>before you climax, you whisper into her ear i love you

>as your fluids escape your dick, you lean in to kiss her one last time

>your body overwhelms with sensational bliss as you taste her mouth

>you collapse over her, and whimper

"T-Thank... you..."

>You both fall into a deep slumber

 

 

*6am in the morning*

 

 

>You are woken up by your alarm on your phone

>discord isn't in bed with you

>there are two messages

>one from discord, wich reads:

"I had fun last night, thanks. But i can't stay at your house, im sorry. We'll keep in touch"

>sad face

>you have another text

>it's from Octavia

"Hello dear anon. I have a friend named Vinyl Scratch, she recently broke up with her abusive boyfriend, and she wants to get revenge. she wants to find a man more handsome and a lot more charming then her ex, and bring to a dance party that he will also be attending. I figured a gentlemen like you could help out. It's at 666 fake street at 8pm tonight."

>she sent you a picture of her.

>fuck she's hot

>apparently in order for her to recognize you, your supposed to walk to her and say "They should call you charles because your about to get the dickens" and she'll know what it means

>in the meantime, breakfast is ready.

>You walk downstairs to see your three little maids cooking

>you open the trashcan to find a shit ton of burned food they failed at cooling

>you laugh it off

"Dinner's ready" yelled scootaloo

>you sit your ass down

>they made you pancakes and sausages

"Girls, I need you all to do me a favor. Get under the table and eat your food. Don't forget to share!"

>All three of them begin to survice you under the table

"Aaaahh, that's the spot"

>Zoe trent walks down the stairs

"Hey, what happened to that friend you invited"

"He left"

>she hasn't noticed the girls under the table because of that long ass table cloth

"Where are the girls?" She asked

"oh they're... Around"

>applebloom takes your dick out of her mouth making a loud popping noise

"What was that?" Zoe asked

>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

>she wasn't looking at you when she heard that pop

"That's just me taking the sausage out of my mouth"

"Oh"

>fucking stupid bitch

>You finish your food at the same time you ejaculate into their mouths

>You take the plate and place it in the dishwasher

>Zoe leaves the house to suck dick for modeling gigs or whatever the hell she does

"Girls, line up, NOW!!!!"

>they all line up in front of you

"Applebloom, step forward."

>She takes one step towards you, a worried look on her face

"I was ALMOST CAUGHT BECAUSE OF YOU"

"I'm sorry master I.."

"Scootaloo, get me the whip, NOW!"

>sctootaloo runs towards up the stairs and back in a matter of seconds with you whip

"you need a lesson in discipline. Bend over"

"Master, please, don't-"

"NIGGER DID I FUCKING STUDDER! BEND OVER NOW"