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>Your head feels like its been split six-ways from Sunday.
>You try and stretch groggily only to find that you’re in a rather small cage.
>You also find that your arms and legs are bound, and you’ve been gagged.
>Simply wonderful.
>Just 24 hours ago, the worst thing you thought that could happen would be being late for work.
>Now your being held prisoner by alien horses, and being taken to their leader.
>That would almost be funny if you weren’t absolutely terrified.
>You still had your magic of course, but without being able to recite the incantations, you were in a bit of a pickle.
>That, and you don't want to show that you can do anything special just yet.
>You don’t even know the full ramifications of magic on this place either.
>The slow-fall spell you tried earlier seemed rather weak.
>Maybe there aren’t any Lines here?
>Or maybe you were too far away from one to get any potency out of it?
>Regardless, you have more important things to worry about right now.
>Like where the hell are they taking you?
>You notice that there is a window beside you and look outside.
>It would appear that you are on a train.
>A train?
>Note to self: Creatures have SOME technology.
>Now you have even more reason to be cautious.
>The train car is empty save for you, but you can see there are shadows outside the exit door.
>To try and escape now would be foolhardy, considering how fast the where able to track you the first time.
>Judging by the position of the gigantic sun in the sky, you assume it must be around mid-day.
>No point in struggling to do anything bro
>”Yeah I gathered Brain, how you doing by the way?”
>Still trying to comprehend everything that’s going on. Oh, and I'm going to black you out again, I need some more rest after your spectacular getaway attempt.
>”Goddamit you je-“
>And like that you’re out cold again.
>You wake up again.
>The first thing you notice is that the train has stopped moving.
>The second thing is that your legs are no longer bound and there is a horse in armor standing in front of you.
>”No funny business now. Your coming with us.”
>You would say something snarky in response, but now is not the best time.
>He leads you out of the train car, stooping your head as you go through the door.
>You emerge onto an empty train platform.
>It almost would look identical to one on earth, except for the fact that everything is much smaller.
>There are even little newspaper boxes.
>Before leaving the platform, two more guards and the 6 other horses emerge from the train.
>The other guards take places behind you, while the other ones stay a ways back.
>They begin to lead you through the town, towards what looks like an enormous castle.
>The architecture of the castle seems much older than anything surrounding it.
>Some parts almost look similar to the Gothic architecture back home.
>You hope they don’t throw you in a ye-olden-style dungeon in that wing.
>You continue to take in your surroundings, should the need ever arise to find your way around quickly.
>The streets are eerily empty, and every once and a while, you swear you can see something dart in front of the windows of the shops and houses.
>Time seems to fly by, and before you know it your at the gate of the gargantuan castle.
>It swings open effortlessly as your roughly escorted deeper into the castle grounds.
>If you weren’t so distraught about everything that was happening, you probably could have appreciated the magnificent gardening work.
>The landscaping was immaculate and the variety of flora was astounding.
>You were approaching the main door to the castle now.
>Obviously the leaders of this place had a sense of grandeur, as everything about even something so simple as a door excreted royalty.
>That and magic.
>Wait magic?
>You try and hone your senses while walking.
>HOT DAMN did you hit the jackpot!
>The castle was over top a MASSIVE Ley line!
>There was enough magical connection here to transport an entire HOUSE all at once!
>Across the OCEAN EVEN!
>You begin to formulate your plans for escape.
>But how would you ever know where you would end up?
>You couldn’t blind teleport long distances, only maybe within a mile or two all around.
>It may be enough however to give you a head start out of this place.
>The doors swung open, revealing a massive foyer.
>The extravagance this room exceeded even the quality of old Versailles!
>There was large staircase leading off into, what you could only guess, was the throne room.
>You climbed the much all together tiny steps, and headed towards that door.
>You noticed a carving into the door.
>It was of two winged unicorns?
>Great.
>Just Great.
>The doors creaked on their hinges as they opened.
>The throne room was empty at the moment.
>The three guards walked next to you as you approached what could only be where the leader would appear.
>There was a sickening quiet to the room.
>You could only feel two things.
>The massive pit in your stomach.
>And the tingle of magical energy to the room.
>Pompous bastards must have built this room right on top of the middle of the line.
>Just then a brilliant flash of white light fills the room.
>The guards next to you bow.
>You stand your ground.
>Although you feel like you’re about to pass out.
>Before you stands a massive, Horse/Unicorn/Pegasus thing.
>Its coat is as white as a cloud and wears a golden crown.
>It speaks in a loud booming voice:
>"Who are you and what are you doing in my realm?"
>The gag is removed from your mouth.
>Time to kick this plan into action.
>You open your mouth as if to say something and fall to the ground.
>You close your eyes and try as best as you can to feign passing out.
>You hear the creature gasp and the guards run to your side.
>”Is the creature alright?”
>You hear the large one ask.
>But before they can check your vitals, you focus as much as you can on the large Gothic tower you saw earlier.
>You mumble a few words as quietly as possible.
>*pop*
>And just like that you’re literally hanging from a window outside the spire.
>Holy SHIT is that a long way down.
>You pull yourself up quickly as possible and collapse on the floor.
>You notice you’re in what appears to be a large bedroom.
>Its adorned in a night-sky theme.
>You quickly look around the room to notice if there is anything you can use to cut the bonds around your hands.
>After a frantic search around the room, you find a small pair of oddly shaped scissors.
>They work all the same however and the bindings are cut.
>You let out a sigh of relief.
>You hear from the bed; “Oh come on, just 5 more minutes”
>OH FUCK
>FUCK
>There is something in the BED.
>You’ve never felt so nervous in your entire life before.
>Glancing around the room, you notice that the door is only a few feet away.
>Tip-toeing as quietly as you can, you manage to sneak out un-noticed.
>Damn dude that was some Solid Snake shit.
>”Not now Brain, need to find a way out of here”
>Aight man I got your back.
>It’s kind of disappointing that the only conversations you’ve been having of late are with your brain.
>He can be such an insufferable prick, but he’s got a heart of gold.
>Well, you do anyways.
>Creeping down the halls, you notice a lack of guards.
>They must be out searching the town for you.
>As you continue to creep down the hall, you spot 6 shadows moving along the far wall.
>Oh fuck.
>Looking around you spot a large door.
>Welp, you better chance it.
>Opening the door, you find a large library inside.
>This place was absolutely HUGE.
>Much bigger than the one back in that small town.
>You hear the clopping of hooves go by the door, and thankfully it doesn’t open.
>You slowly creep into the library.
>May as well try to learn something while you’re hiding out.
>Once you’ve had some time to draw up a channeling circle, you’re getting the hell out of here.
>But wait.
>You haven’t got your box of AWESOME chalk.
>You’ve never tried improvising before, and after what happened earlier, you’d rather not risk it.
>You’re still a bit discombobulated from the transport a few minutes ago.
>There’s something weird about the flow of magic here.
>Like it really doesn’t want to be forced.
>You look around and grab the nearest book.
>The writing at first looks completely foreign to you.
>Well not shit Sherlock.
>You flip through the book seeing if you can spot any similarities.
>This book looks a little TOO complicated to be of any use.
>You sneak through the aisles, trying to avoid going near any open windows.
>You finally come across an area that looks like it contains children’s books.
>Funny that there are kid’s books in a royal library.
>You grab the closest one, and the first thing that strikes you is that you can actually recognize some of the characters!
>They are similar in nature to the runes you use for teleportation.
>You spend the next 10 minutes or so engrossing yourself in a few books, trying to get a handle on the language.
>Its slow, but you manage to at least decode a few of the books.
>The content was absolute dribble however.
>Most seemed like stereotypical fairy tales.
>Feeling somewhat accomplished in your task, you decide to see if you can find anything about the history of this strange place.
>You get up and round the corner to see if you can find the histo-WHAM
>”Oh god I’m sorry I Should have been watching where I was go-“ you manage to stammer out before realizing where you were again.
>Before you is the same White creature that they called the Princess
>You done goofed now son.
>You turn and start running as fast as you can.
>Just as you reach the end of the aisle, you realize you’re not going anywhere.
>Legs still moving? Check.
>Ground and surroundings not moving? Check.
>Creatures probably have magic?
>You turn around to see the creatures horn glowing.
>Fucking Check.
>Just as you go to open your mouth, it’s stuffed full of paper.
>"Ah ah ah, we won’t be having any more of that will we"?
>You nod your head, hoping it gets the gesture.
>"If I put you down, your promise not to run?"
>Once again you nod your head.
>I can see you’re interested in our literature. At least it’s not in our armory.
>Oh for god sakes, these things have an armory?
>Now hold still.
>The creature walks over to you and places its horn on your head.
>OH GOD IT BURNS
>You feel as if your entire mind is being riffled through like someone was trying to break the record time for finding a needle in a hay stack.
>Images come flooding back to you of your family and time on earth.
>From your graduation from Kindergarten, to your stint in the armed forces, to the many failed rela-HEYHEYHEY YOU’RE NOT GETTING IN THERE.
>You try your best to push back against the creature invading your private thoughts
>Unfortunately all you manage to do is glimpse some of hers.
>This being is OLD. Like, HELLA OLD.
>You can see the years pass like seconds.
>Battles with ferocious creatures, the struggle of ruling, fights with siblings.
>Suddenly you find yourself on the floor again.
>”Oh you ARE a curious one,” she says “But if you try that again, you’ll find yourself in a much worse position than you ever were.”
>You can only nervously nod.
>The wad of paper shoved into your mouth is removed.
>”You may address me as Princess Celestia,” she says, giving you a regal stare, “Come, there is much to discuss, but that can be done over lunch.”
>You are still on the floor.
>In a Library.
>On a separate plane of existence.
>Talking to a magical unicorn/Pegasus thing.
>You can think of no better reason than to completely lose your mind.
>But you still manage to say;
“Alright, I’m starving.”

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>Your head feels like its been split six-ways from Sunday.
>You try and stretch groggily only to find that you’re in a rather small cage.
>You also find that your arms and legs are bound, and you’ve been gagged.
>Simply wonderful.
>Just 24 hours ago, the worst thing you thought that could happen would be being late for work.
>Now your being held prisoner by alien horses, and being taken to their leader.
>That would almost be funny if you weren’t absolutely terrified.
>You still had your magic of course, but without being able to recite the incantations, you were in a bit of a pickle.
>That, and you don't want to show that you can do anything special just yet.
>You don’t even know the full ramifications of magic on this place either. 
>The slow-fall spell you tried earlier seemed rather weak.
>Maybe there aren’t any Lines here?
>Or maybe you were too far away from one to get any potency out of it?
>Regardless, you have more important things to worry about right now.
>Like where the hell are they taking you?
>You notice that there is a window beside you and look outside.
>It would appear that you are on a train.
>A train?
>Note to self: Creatures have SOME technology.
>Now you have even more reason to be cautious.

>The train car is empty save for you, but you can see there are shadows outside the exit door.
>To try and escape now would be foolhardy, considering how fast the where able to track you the first time.
>Judging by the position of the gigantic sun in the sky, you assume it must be around mid-day.
>No point in struggling to do anything bro
>”Yeah I gathered Brain, how you doing by the way?”
>Still trying to comprehend everything that’s going on.  Oh, and I'm going to black you out again, I need some more rest after your spectacular getaway attempt.
>”Goddamit you je-“
>And like that you’re out cold again.

>You wake up again.
>The first thing you notice is that the train has stopped moving.
>The second thing is that your legs are no longer bound and there is a horse in armor standing in front of you.
>”No funny business now. Your coming with us.”
>You would say something snarky in response, but now is not the best time.
>He leads you out of the train car, stooping your head as you go through the door.
>You emerge onto an empty train platform.
>It almost would look identical to one on earth, except for the fact that everything is much smaller.
>There are even little newspaper boxes.
>Before leaving the platform, two more guards and the 6 other horses emerge from the train.
>The other guards take places behind you, while the other ones stay a ways back.
>They begin to lead you through the town, towards what looks like an enormous castle.
>The architecture of the castle seems much older than anything surrounding it.
>Some parts almost look similar to the Gothic architecture back home.
>You hope they don’t throw you in a ye-olden-style dungeon in that wing.


>You continue to take in your surroundings, should the need ever arise to find your way around quickly.
>The streets are eerily empty, and every once and a while, you swear you can see something dart in front of the windows of the shops and houses.
>Time seems to fly by, and before you know it your at the gate of the gargantuan castle.
>It swings open effortlessly as your roughly escorted deeper into the castle grounds.
>If you weren’t so distraught about everything that was happening, you probably could have appreciated the magnificent gardening work.
>The landscaping was immaculate and the variety of flora was astounding.
>You were approaching the main door to the castle now.
>Obviously the leaders of this place had a sense of grandeur, as everything about even something so simple as a door excreted royalty.
>That and magic.
>Wait magic?
>You try and hone your senses while walking.
>HOT DAMN did you hit the jackpot!
>The castle was over top a MASSIVE Ley line!
>There was enough magical connection here to transport an entire HOUSE all at once!
>Across the OCEAN EVEN!
>You begin to formulate your plans for escape.
>But how would you ever know where you would end up?
>You couldn’t blind teleport long distances, only maybe within a mile or two all around.
>It may be enough however to give you a head start out of this place.

>The doors swung open, revealing a massive foyer. 
>The extravagance this room exceeded even the quality of old Versailles!
>There was large staircase leading off into, what you could only guess, was the throne room.
>You climbed the much all together tiny steps, and headed towards that door.
>You noticed a carving into the door.
>It was of two winged unicorns?
>Great.
>Just Great.
>The doors creaked on their hinges as they opened.
>The throne room was empty at the moment.
>The three guards walked next to you as you approached what could only be where the leader would appear.
>There was a sickening quiet to the room.
>You could only feel two things.
>The massive pit in your stomach.
>And the tingle of magical energy to the room.
>Pompous bastards must have built this room right on top of the middle of the line.
>Just then a brilliant flash of white light fills the room.
>The guards next to you bow.
>You stand your ground.
>Although you feel like you’re about to pass out.


>Before you stands a massive, Horse/Unicorn/Pegasus thing.
>Its coat is as white as a cloud and wears a golden crown.
>It speaks in a loud booming voice:
>"Who are you and what are you doing in my realm?"
>The gag is removed from your mouth.
>Time to kick this plan into action.
>You open your mouth as if to say something and fall to the ground.
>You close your eyes and try as best as you can to feign passing out.
>You hear the creature gasp and the guards run to your side.
>”Is the creature alright?” 
>You hear the large one ask.
>But before they can check your vitals, you focus as much as you can on the large Gothic tower you saw earlier.
>You mumble a few words as quietly as possible.
>*pop*
>And just like that you’re literally hanging from a window outside the spire.
>Holy SHIT is that a long way down.
>You pull yourself up quickly as possible and collapse on the floor.
>You notice you’re in what appears to be a large bedroom.
>Its adorned in a night-sky theme.
>You quickly look around the room to notice if there is anything you can use to cut the bonds around your hands.
>After a frantic search around the room, you find a small pair of oddly shaped scissors.
>They work all the same however and the bindings are cut.
>You let out a sigh of relief.
>You hear from the bed; “Oh come on, just 5 more minutes”
>OH FUCK
>FUCK
>There is something in the BED.
>You’ve never felt so nervous in your entire life before.
>Glancing around the room, you notice that the door is only a few feet away.
>Tip-toeing as quietly as you can, you manage to sneak out un-noticed. 
>Damn dude that was some Solid Snake shit.
>”Not now Brain, need to find a way out of here”
>Aight man I got your back.


>It’s kind of disappointing that the only conversations you’ve been having of late are with your brain.
>He can be such an insufferable prick, but he’s got a heart of gold.
>Well, you do anyways.
>Creeping down the halls, you notice a lack of guards.
>They must be out searching the town for you.
>As you continue to creep down the hall, you spot 6 shadows moving along the far wall.
>Oh fuck.
>Looking around you spot a large door.
>Welp, you better chance it.
>Opening the door, you find a large library inside.
>This place was absolutely HUGE.
>Much bigger than the one back in that small town.
>You hear the clopping of hooves go by the door, and thankfully it doesn’t open.
>You slowly creep into the library.
>May as well try to learn something while you’re hiding out.
>Once you’ve had some time to draw up a channeling circle, you’re getting the hell out of here. 
>But wait.
>You haven’t got your box of AWESOME chalk.
>You’ve never tried improvising before, and after what happened earlier, you’d rather not risk it.
>You’re still a bit discombobulated from the transport a few minutes ago.
>There’s something weird about the flow of magic here.
>Like it really doesn’t want to be forced.


>You look around and grab the nearest book.
>The writing at first looks completely foreign to you.
>Well not shit Sherlock.
>You flip through the book seeing if you can spot any similarities.
>This book looks a little TOO complicated to be of any use.
>You sneak through the aisles, trying to avoid going near any open windows.
>You finally come across an area that looks like it contains children’s books.
>Funny that there are kid’s books in a royal library.
>You grab the closest one, and the first thing that strikes you is that you can actually recognize some of the characters!
>They are similar in nature to the runes you use for teleportation.
>You spend the next 10 minutes or so engrossing yourself in a few books, trying to get a handle on the language.
>Its slow, but you manage to at least decode a few of the books.
>The content was absolute dribble however. 
>Most seemed like stereotypical fairy tales.
>Feeling somewhat accomplished in your task, you decide to see if you can find anything about the history of this strange place.
>You get up and round the corner to see if you can find the histo-WHAM


>”Oh god I’m sorry I Should have been watching where I was go-“ you manage to stammer out before realizing where you were again.
>Before you is the same White creature that they called the Princess
>You done goofed now son.
>You turn and start running as fast as you can.
>Just as you reach the end of the aisle, you realize you’re not going anywhere.
>Legs still moving? Check.
>Ground and surroundings not moving? Check.
>Creatures probably have magic?
>You turn around to see the creatures horn glowing.
>Fucking Check.
>Just as you go to open your mouth, it’s stuffed full of paper.
>"Ah ah ah, we won’t be having any more of that will we"? 
>You nod your head, hoping it gets the gesture.
>"If I put you down, your promise not to run?"
>Once again you nod your head.
>I can see you’re interested in our literature. At least it’s not in our armory.
>Oh for god sakes, these things have an armory?
>Now hold still.
>The creature walks over to you and places its horn on your head.


>OH GOD IT BURNS
>You feel as if your entire mind is being riffled through like someone was trying to break the record time for finding a needle in a hay stack.
>Images come flooding back to you of your family and time on earth.
>From your graduation from Kindergarten, to your stint in the armed forces, to the many failed rela-HEYHEYHEY YOU’RE NOT GETTING IN THERE.
>You try your best to push back against the creature invading your private thoughts
>Unfortunately all you manage to do is glimpse some of hers.
>This being is OLD. Like, HELLA OLD.
>You can see the years pass like seconds.
>Battles with ferocious creatures, the struggle of ruling, fights with siblings.
>Suddenly you find yourself on the floor again.
>”Oh you ARE a curious one,” she says “But if you try that again, you’ll find yourself in a much worse position than you ever were.”
>You can only nervously nod.
>The wad of paper shoved into your mouth is removed.
>”You may address me as Princess Celestia,” she says, giving you a regal stare, “Come, there is much to discuss, but that can be done over lunch.”
>You are still on the floor.
>In a Library.
>On a separate plane of existence.
>Talking to a magical unicorn/Pegasus thing.
>You can think of no better reason than to completely lose your mind.
>But you still manage to say;
“Alright, I’m starving.”

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