- >You are Anon, and there wasn't a single moment of your life when you were fucked as much as you are now
- >You've woken up a few hours ago, deep in a forest
- >The best part is that you were going to meet your friends in one
- >Unfortunately, this one looks and feels different from those in your country
- So, we were going to put on a tent, make fire and get wasted. What a great idea...
- >Maybe you did
- >And that's the reason why you're lost
- >But the funniest thing is that you don't even remember getting out of your home
- >To be correct, last thing you remember was leaving it
- >And then you woke up
- >All your stuff was scattered around
- >Backpack, some food, clothes, and a bunch of items useful while camping
- >You check your phone once more, and once more it shows you NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BAR
- >You punch the nearest tree with all your might
- Damn...
- >You've torn skin on your knuckles
- >With disappointment you take out a bottle of whiskey, clean wound with alcohol and wrap some bandages around it
- >Taking a few drinks won't hurt either
- >You were lost, you didn't remember how did you get in here, your head hurted like you've hit a rock
- >After screaming the hell out of your lungs you finally started walking
- >Gathered everything and walk forward
- >The best thing you've came up with, there was no point in sitting still and waiting for a rescue
- >With knife you mark trees you pass
- >It's slowly getting darker
- >After a while you find a clearing and start collecting wood
- >Flint and steel helps a lot, you're not sure how would you make a fire without it
- >Howling
- >You hear howling from somewhere
- Oh, come on!
- >There weren't any wolves around your parts, at least it's now clear, you're anywhere but not there
- >You spent it adding more wood to the fire and looking out for any possible threats
- >Not like you'd be able to defend yourself with a single knife and a big branch by your side
- >You've lost the track of time completely
- >Finally, there comes dawn
- >Yawn escapes your mouth
- Time to keep on moving.
- >Nothing bothered you in the night but it may not be as safe as you would like it to be
- >Hours pass as you move forward, you've made a few breaks to eat something, but not too much
- >God only knows how long will it take to get out
- >The bestst part is, that you actually may go deeper into this damn forest
- >Suddenly, just like it's cut by a knife treeline ends
- >There's a plain before your eyes, river, bridge, buildings in a distance...
- >You gasp
- Now it's time for you my little...
- >There's still NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BAR on your phone screen
- Oh, well. If there’s a civilization there must a phone. If there's a phone, you're saved. It wasn't that bad, wasn't it? A little adventure.
- >You hear some voices in the direction of bridge
- >Two figures slowly approach
- >Something is wrong, awfully wrong
- >They didn't notice you in the distance, you crouch and move behind a bush
- Christ, what is this?
- >It's impossible
- >Two horses with bags
- >Two talking horses with bags
- >You've never done any hard stuff, but you consider the fact that you may be currently affected by one
- >You watch them carefully
- >It looks like they're having quite nice conversation
- >How can two pastel horses talk anyway, and why are they so weird looking ones
- >Their quite different from the ones from your... world?
- >You shiver
- >You must be tripping balls, there is no other way to explain this bullshit
- >You tried not to notice some differences but this place is alien to you in many ways
- >And now it's winning it's way inside your brain, you're somewhere where you do not belong to
- >What now, you fell into confusion
- >Alright they're talking and you can catch some words, it frightens you but you can understand them clearly
- >How is this even possible
- >They're talking so they must be intelligent
- >You've read too many books to not know how it will end if you'll show up yourself right now
- >Government and some fanatics over your ass, everybody wants you dead, and dead open for medical research
- >If this is reality
- >If it's not some kind of a vivid nightmare
- >They walk away across the road
- >You wait
- >It's getting darker, finally when dawn comes you change your clothes
- >You’re dressed in black from toes to the tip of your head
- >Even if it's a dream, let's play it by it's own rules
- >You hide your stuff up on a tree
- >You finish two cans of Red Bull, glad you've packed them to, at least you won't fall asleep on your way
- >After that you head to the town
- >There are almost no sources light, and if there are any they're in a few upper windows of the houses you pass by
- >Moon shines high in the night sky, it would be much easier to sneak by if it was behind the clouds
- >You haven't seen a single horse on the streets so far
- >You move slowly crouching and hiding behind each possible cover
- So why am I here anyway?
- >You look around. Of course you didn't make a plan on what to do when you'll get into the town
- >You check mailboxes
- >Names, names, names, and even more names
- >Twilight Sparkle, Golden Oak Library
- >Not including the fact that their names feel retarded, you've got something
- >Library, you move towards the door, there's no way they'll be...
- Open? Well hey there, I'm one lucky son of a bitch. She must have forgotten to close them.
- >You peek inside. Slowly. The hall is empty
- >Books. Books everywhere
- >Let's start looking for some clues, you close the door behind and shut the curtains in windows
- >Without making any sound you walk among the shelves with your lighter
- >It's a library they should have been sorted somehow
- >You're monitoring the time with your phone
- >After three hours you've got what you need and head back to the forest, nothing bothers you on your way back
- >Your stomach wakes you up
- >It's late afternoon, after your escapade you've fallen asleep in the borderline of the forest
- >Now it's time to gather some information
- >"Brief History of Equestria", "Cultural Miricles of Ponyland", "Geography of Equestria vol. I"
- Let's see what we've got here
- >You say and start reading
- >You look through all of the books and your mind is full of fuck right now
- >So it's like you're in some kind of fantasy setting white two princesses who move sun and moon, over the utopia called Equestria, everybody loves anybody else, they cultural level is about renaissance and early industrial revolution, there are many different species in here, like dragons and hydras, which may actually be cool...
- Why? It can't be. But I can read it so...
- >Your head hits tree behind you at least a dozen times
- >So it must be. In dreams your mind is unable to make the insides of a book. You should have noticed it earlier
- >It says they're friendly all over the place, but well, it's in the books right. You know what that means, you need to come up with a plan and try to get more information about how screwed you actually are
- >When night comes you visit the city one more time
- >And leave a note under the door of the library
- ***
- Twilight Sparkle I've got some of the books from library. Unfortunately I'm unable to give them back to you by just bringing them back. Nevertheless I'd like to give them back tomorrow. If it's possible please wait for me behind the bridge near the edge of the forest, tomorrow just before the dawn. Please, respect my privacy and visit me alone.
- Anonymous
- ***
- >It was hard to write a neutral looking note, and why would she come there anyway?
- >You should have thought about something better, but now it's too late for that, night comes
- >You set up a fire so it can be clearly seen from the plain, and you wait outside the light
- >You wait in the darkness
- >You have to find a way out from this place
- >You don't even have time to lose your hope
- >There's a pony figure crossing the bridge
- >She moves through the plain, she must have spotted the fireplace, she's got something on her back, some kind of animal, but you're not sure what it is, not from the distance
- >TS: Hello!?
- >You stay quiet
- >TS: Anyp0ny here?
- >S: Gosh Twilight, I told you that’s some prank. Who would be bringing you books at the edge of Everfree in the night?
- >Creature on her back yawns
- >She's not alone, but it looks harmless, she's just before the treeline looking at the fire
- >TS: Let's check the fire and...
- Stop right there
- >TS: Where are you? Show yourself!
- >She looks around
- >TS: I don't have time for this mister. You'd better have a reason to take my books without permission!
- >Creature gets off of her...
- Small one! Halt.
- >Creature looks confused
- I'll make this quick. Your books are wrapped in my shirt near the fire. You may take them back but I want some answers.
- >She looks uneasy, her eyes slowly move around the circle of light, she tries to spot you. But she's not looking up in the trees
- What is this place?
- >TS: What?
- Listen I value my own time as much as you value yours. Just answer them.
- >TS: It would be much easier if you'd show up yourself. It's rude.
- Tell me more about it some other time lady. So, what is this place?
- >TS: We both know it's Equestria. Why bother me with such dense questions?
- Let's say I'm not from around here. And you, well, you've got magic right?
- >TS: What kind of question is this? Who are you!?
- >Her eyes narrow. She's becoming irritated.
- Listen to me lady, I don't want any trouble. Calm down.
- >She sweeps surroundings with her eyes once more
- As for magic here. Are there any possibilities to move from one dimension to another?
- >TS: You, what did you say?
- Are there any possibilities to travel between dimensions with magic you or your superiors wield?
- >Her expression changes in a blink of an eye, something eager appears on her face
- >Her horn starts glowing surrounded by purple light and aura of bright light attacks your sight
- >You move your hands to stop it and lose balance
- No, no, no..., oh fuck...
- >You fall down, branches hit you, one tears your flesh and then, there is only ground
- >She walks closer to you, creature moves behind her
- >Her eyes, she's fascinated
- >You raise your hand and it falls
- >Those three days almost without a sleep exhausted you, food you've got for a two days was deployed for four and now this
- >Vision blurs
- >She says something
- >It's getting more and more darker
- >The last thing you see is green flame
- >You open up your eyes
- >Your body hurts
- >You look around, stone blocks, few tables, fireplace on the other end of the room, some iron rods, ropes, shackles...
- Christ, and that's what you're getting for playing it with rules
- >It's a cell in a dungeon, that's one thing, second one is this is also a torture room
- >Both of your legs are in shackles chained to the wall, under your body are some old blankets
- >Your shirt is missing and around your chest there are some bandages
- >That's right when you were falling down one of the branches hurted you quite well
- >You try moving your body and put some pressure on the chest
- HNGGGH!
- >Crimson emerges on the bandages
- Great, just fucking great...
- >They must have taken your phone and wallet because you can't find them in your pockets
- >Too bad they didn't put your shirt on, despite the fireplace it's quite cold in here
- >Near lies a bowl with water, it doesn't look that bad but you restrain yourself from drinking it
- >There's no fear, there's no hope, there is actually nothing
- >When you know more you'd be able to act, now it's pointless
- >Now you have to wait, while time passes you hum some of the songs from your world
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiQoq-wqZxg
- >There's a commotion outside, some mechanism clangs and door opens
- >Two guards enter the room and behind them is a god damn big one horse
- >She's taller than you, you recognize her from one of the books, she's called Celestia, Princess Celestia to be exact
- >Well, the book didn't give her even a glimpse of how she looks in real life, that's for sure
- >G: Stand up creature
- >Says one of the guards
- >Time to play it cool
- >You raise yourself in silence while she walks inside
- >She looks at you, and so you too stare into her eyes
- >C: Guards. Leave.
- >She didn't even turn her head while telling that, well she rules here doesn't she
- >Your eyes don't break free for a moment
- >Is she testing you? You're not sure
- >C: I am Prinncess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria, the Sun Godess. I expect of you to call me by my title creature. You can understand me and we both know that.
- >You nod
- >C: I have to ask you what were you planning to do when you lured my protegee to meet you.
- >Fuck. So she was connected to the monarch. That's just great, the best turn of events you could possibly imagine
- Nothing your highness. She must have told you everything I guess. I just wanted some answers. Nothing more.
- >C: But you stolen her books and then left her a note to meet you at the edge of Everfree Forest.
- That's correct. And when she came I stayed in a distance so she couldn't see me, and asked her a few questions. After that she made something. I've fallen down, lost my consciousness. I did not plan any hostile actions your highness.
- >C: And you asked her about what exactly?
- >Why is she asking me about it. She knows the version of the purple one
- I asked if magic exists, and if it does exist, is it possible to travel through other dimensions with it.
- >C: Yes. And that's the point creature. It is not known to be possible. Each attempt was a failure. And that makes your case special.
- I don't...
- >Her eyes narrows, and you shut your mouth
- >C: What is interesting is the fact that you do not have a horn. And it seems you do not have any catalyst to be able to cast any spells. And that is why I have to ask you. How did you get in here. And of course what are you. Don't worry. We've got time.
- >And that scares the shit out of you. But you do not even blink, do not move an inch. If you'll show them fear, they'll destroy you
- Long story short is that I have no clue how did I end up in here. I've woke up two days ago in a forest with minor injuries and a headache. So I've took the books to find some clues where am I and lured the purple one...
- >C: Her name is Twillight Sparkle
- Sorry Princess. I lured Twillight Sparkle to get more informations. I guess that wouldn't have helped me anyway. But what else was I supposed to do? I'm lost in here. I have to say that I'm unable to tell you what you want to know your majesty.
- >C: And what is your origin?
- Well, I am human, homo sapiens sapiens to be exact. A being built up from a soul and free will, or species which evolved from apes. There are many theories. Humanity is a race, just like your species are. It's quite hard to tell you more without specific questions.
- >C: Are you violent creature?
- It depends princess. Depends on situation.
- >C: Explain yourself in more details.
- I guess it's obvious, if you'd be going to hurt me I would defend myself from you with any means necessary. If you want to know if it's a part of my nature and if I find pleasure in it I will say no. No, I'm not violent.
- >C: But you are omnivorous. We've found meat in your camp.
- That's right. But does it make me a born killer? I do eat meat because it's important part of my diet. I do not have any claws, or jaws. Do I look like some wild animal ready to jump at someone’s throat?
- >Your chest hurts. Stain is getting bigger. You'd stand there and look her in the eyes but your wound isn't helping
- Excuse me princess but I have to sit down. I won't be able to stand much longer in this state.
- >While sitting you have to look up at some crazy degree to see her face
- >Her mane and tail are moving on their own and that attracts your sight
- >C: Very well. That will be it for now.
- >You free your mind of her mane.
- >C: We'll see eachother soon human.
- Excuse me your highness. May I ask you something?
- >She stops before leaving and looks back
- >C: Ask.
- Is it real. I mean you, this place, this walls, myself. Does it really exist? Or is it my mind, trapped somewhere in the void, hell, or another afterlife?
- >She examines you with her magenta eyes
- >C: It is reality human
- >Celestia leaves
- I thought you’d say that.
- >These meeting repeat
- >She visits you in a cell and asks you questions. All sorts of questions about humanity
- >You answer them but don't tell her everything. She doesn't need to know some of the facts. It looks like she's buying it
- >You cooperate as much as you can, you're sure that she could turn your stay in here into the most unpleasant and painful experience in your life
- >You get some water and vegetables from the guards
- >You get used to the situation quite fast, it's not that bad but boredom kills you
- >You've totally lost the track of day and night
- >You're desperate but do not show it outside
- >She enters your cell
- >C: Stand up Anonymous.
- >One of the nice things is that she finally started calling you by your name instead of creature. That one was actually pissing you off
- >You raise yourself, wound on your chest healed fully, at least you think so
- >C: It's been quite a while since you've came here isn't it? I guess I know everything I needed to know.
- >Holy shit. That's bad, that's very bad
- >Dignity, do not forget about it
- >She was playing it in a kind way, she bought your trust and now it's an end
- If you're going to dispose of me do it quick your majesty. I deserve that after my cooperation.
- >Your muscles tense. Nice one, you're emotionless. Quite hollow, look what being lost in another universe can do with a man
- >C: I do not. Why did you think of that, I can figure out from what you have said to me before about your fellow humans.
- >Air you holded up escapes from your lungs
- >C: Give me your word that you'll obey my orders human and you'll be free. Not like a citizen of course, but you'll get some amount of freedom I assure you.
- You've got my word princess, I'll do it, I'll do everything you say.
- >Her horn glows with yellow aura and your shackles open
- >C: Guards, come inside. You'll escort the human to the baths for my servants. When he finishes with himself get him to his quarters and set up a watch.
- >G: Yes your highness!
- >They both respond exactly at the same time
- >C: And as for you Anonymous. You'll wear this. A small pendant appears before your eyes. She levitates it with her magic. It's a small chain with emblem the same as the one which marks her flanks.
- >You nod. And let the guards guide you.
- >You've taken a bath. And in your quarters was most of your stuff. You've put on clean clothes and wonder what will it be now.
- >Pendant on your neck feels warm. You do not dare to try taking it off. It's obvious it's somehow magical. But for what is it exactly?
- >It feels weird. You've gave up everything. You've agreed to the situation, to the fact that life fucked with you with a nasty way. Everything. Everything and everyone you have known. They're not here. Not like there would be much of them, but still it makes you sad.
- >You're afraid of it. You're afraid of feelings. They may put a blur on a clear vision of a rational mind
- Rational mind, in land full of magical creatures, that's a good one...
- >Your face lands in your hands while you sit on a bed. It feels weird, still like a dream. Everything is lost. You have asked her about the possibilities of you getting in here. She couldn't tell you anything useful, or she didn't want to. Either way. Your previous life is finished.
- >You realise it now. When fresh air fills your lungs, not that static and mold down there. Fresh air and wind blowing in your face while you stand in the window.
- >You will not let a single drop to fall from your eyes. You clench your fists, your breath is getting faster
- >Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm, the, fuck, down
- >It takes you awhile
- >You sigh, it's over
- >You’ve never showed her any emotions, she even asked you once about that, what did you say to her?
- >That it's better to use your mind instead of heart. That was it. You always restrained yourself in that field and it’s saved your ass numerous times.
- >It will be the same in here too.
- >You turn around and see her
- >You bow in an instance
- Excuse me your highness. I didn't notice you entering.
- >You stay with your head down
- >C: You may let yourself loose. I'm not here in the same way I was visiting you in the dungeon.
- And that is Princess?
- >C: I'm here to tell you terms on which you'll be "free".
- >You stand firm
- >C: Please have a seat
- >You sit on a couch in front of her, while she positions herself on the other one before you
- >C: You'll be free to walk around this level of the castle and it's gardens. However you're not allowed to stay outside your room while the night stands. This is the first thing. The second one and the most important is that you'll obey my every order. Is that clear?
- Yes it is Princess.
- >C: I do not have to tell you that if you'll act like a threat to anyone in here you'll be back chained to the wall, do I?
- I understand it clearly.
- >She raises herself and moves towards the doors.
- >C: And one more thing. Don't be so tense. Think about yourself like of a diplomat who has to act due to laws when his abroad.
- >She smiles and leaves
- >She didn't smile before, is it another test, does she want to see how you'll act with limited freedom?
- >Let her have some fun
- >Like you've got a possibility...
- >Staff feels uneasy around you, not guards, they're just doing their duties and you understand that lawfulness, but it's hard talking to some of the ponies
- >It's been a few days and half of a dozen of ponies you've meet where afraid of you, they did know that you were here, the word has been spread, but you're an alien
- >As far as you know the official version looks sometwhat like that: A member of an unknown species appeared in Equestria, he's intelligent, has quite a big knowledge, looks like hairless ape and, now it's the best part, he should be treated like an ambassador
- >That was unexpected
- >It's been only two days, you've got fresh air, you've got hot food and the bath, but you do not waste your time with them, screw luxuries, it's time to get as much knowledge as you can
- >From current level of the castle you've got ability to enter the library and you're spending in there most of your time, you read about history, about politics, about magic, you need to know as much as you can about universe you've found yourself in
- >When night comes you always take some books with you and read them through the night, there's almost no time for you to sleep
- >You haven't seen Celestia even once, and she didn't send any orders to you by guards
- >This night you'll have to sleep, if you don't they'll think of you like of a walking dead
- >Maybe this time it will be easy
- >You keep lying to yourself, every time you try to sleep everything emerges and attacks your consciousness
- >You're alone in here, Anon the first and last human in Equestria, world of happiness and laughter
- Fuck this bullshit...
- >You stand up and go to the bathroom
- Diplomat, ambassador, I'm more like a refugee and you know that. Fuck. It's just not right.
- >Everything looks perfect. You're in a castle afterall, but even the staff looks happy with how things work in here
- >You're not isolated. You may talk to them. You actually did. It wasn't that bad to change a few words with someone...
- Someone, right, I should have said somep0ny.
- >You hit yourself in the face
- >calm down man, just calm down, everything is...
- Wrong. It's so fucking wrong.
- >You should have bothered your mind with lectures and let the things get to you.
- >You hit yourself once more it feels like all strength left you
- >Strong metallic taste fills your mouth, you spit some blood
- I am alive, that counts now.