Title:           Freddy Fazbear's Museum - Many Freds
Author:          Mad_Sandwich
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xriUr2s0
First Edit:      Tuesday 28th of April 2015 09:50:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 29th of June 2015 03:43:16 PM CDT

>Another night at the Freddy Fazbear's Museum.
>The only place where you can see the few surviving animatronics from the original restaurants.
>Also, some sort of fucking terrifying hydra-like Freddy that the owner made for some reason.
>Asshole.
>Your office is shit, a replica of the old Fazbear restaurant's security office, despite the patrons never seeing this room.
>Still, at least you don't get bothered here. Much.
>Apart from the damn animatronics wandering about all the time.
>"PSSST... Hey..."
>You ignore the soft, whispering voice, and hide behind your magazine.
>"HEY!"
"FUCKING, WHAT?!"
>"Hi."
>You stare at the yellow bird grinning at you through the window with a look of pure hatred on your face.
>Fucking bird tits, mashed on the glass. Unf.
>After trying to ignore your boner by delving into your magazine, you give up, and open the desk drawer to grab a snack.
>Aww yiss, motha-
>A small Fred is eating your chips.
"Fuck."
>Okay, that's not the only-
>Another small Fred is chomping away at your hidden chocolate supply.
>Well, can I fucking get a drink in th-
>A drunk-looking Fred slides out of your backpack.
"MOTHERFUCKERS!"
>That's it, fuck this shit, fuck you, and fuck your freds, you stupid ass-
>"LANGUAGE, GUARD."
>Oh shit. Fred Prime slinks into the room, looking as soul-crushingly terrifying as usual.
>"WHAT HAVE I SAID TO YOU, FREDS? NO PESTERING THE GUARD. COME.."
>Cowering in your chair, you watch the Fred Horde leave the office.
>Relaxing, you suddenly feel your stomach grumble.
>Red Guard needs food, badly.
>As if sensing your weakness, Chica returns, leaning around the door.
>"GuuarRRD! Ya hungry?"
>Raising her eyebrows suggestively, the yellow robot points towards her crotch.
>A long trail of liquid drips down her legs, almost gushing out of her robogina.
>"Eat up!"
"....okay."
>Robot lubricant tastes awful.