Title:           FR - Warm as Piss
Author:          Mad_Sandwich
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jbL7u2DW
First Edit:      Friday 25th of July 2014 01:41:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 26th of December 2014 01:02:32 AM CDT

>Day Fuck It, I can't be bothered to think of a witty pun to go here, in Equestria
>It's hot in here.
>Well, it's hot everywhere, especially since fucking Celestia got injured, and her spaghetti-spewing sister took over raising the sun.
>The bitch can't raise for shit.
>So you lay here, sweating in the grass.
>The mane 6 are all around you, doing the same thing you are. Burning to death.
Fuggin copycats...
>You crawl like a slug and poke Rainbow Dash, who sluggishly looks up with her sweaty mane sticking to her face.
>Gross.
The clouds..
>"Whuh?"
Why aren't there any clouds in the sky?
>You point upwards.
Sky candyfloss! Cuh-lowds!
>Bitch is so dazed she don't understand shit. She slowly realizes, and responds.
>"Luna took 'em all."
What?
>"Luna has them. She made us put all of them over Canterlot."
Can't you make more? You flying ponies have that big factory-
>"We are, but the factory is closer to the sun, so all the pegasi are fainting in the heat."
>You groan.
>Sliming your way across the now-wet grass, you bump into Pinkie.
Pinkie.
>"Hmm?"
I want you to spit on me.
>Rarity groans in disgust. "How uncouth..."
>"Why?"
Spit on me. It'll cool me down.
>She does. It goes in your mouth. Tastes like cupcakes. Figures.
Gross.
>Rolling onto your back, you shield your eyes with a sunburnt arm.
>The sun glares down at you. Black spots mar it's surface.
Hehe, Luna burnt the sun.
>Twilight glances up. "That's impossible.."
>The black spots were getting bigger.. and moving.
>She squints.
>The small spots weren't black..
>"P-PARASPRITES!"
>A wave of lazy panic floods over the market square. Some ponies make an attempt at running, but end up flopping back down.
>Others just groan, and pull the nearest object over themselves.
>Applejack weakly moans about "Muh apples..."
>The hungry insects hit the town. A wave of multi-colored balls of hunger sweep over the dazed ponies.
>A few sprites munch your clothes. You feel cooler.
>One enterprising young parasprites attempts to gobble your knob, taking the whole thing in it's mouth, but gives up and flitters off.
>The creatures eat anything they can find, digesting half the town, but also blocking out the sun.
Yeah... thas nice.
>Then, as quickly as the frenzy began, it's over, and you're left with the raging sun baring down on you, and a stonking great semi-erection.
>You watch the destructive insects piss off into the everfree forest, probably going to eat all of Zecora's voodoo shit.
Call me!
>You look at the damaged town, then back at your rapidly-shrinking cunt destroyer.
Too hot to deal with this shit. Still need to piss.
>"O-oh! I k-new you love m-me really, anon!"
>Forgot about Yellow Quiet the rapist.
>You consider moving, but too warm, fuck dat.
>The horny yellow pony hoofs at your stiffening dick, and leans in, mouth open.
>You can feel her hot warm tongue licking at your glans.
Fire torpedo!
>You let it go, and piss straight down her throat.
>She sputters, letting go of your cock, and choking, collapses at your side.
>Your boner bounces back and forth, spraying piss like a wacky water toy.
>The ponies around you start groaning and writhing in your piss, still too hot to escape the yellow shower.
>As you bathe in the glory of your own sticky urine, you hear one pony mutter quietly.
>"Better than being warm..."
>As the stream of yellow justice from your sprinkler dick slows down, you spit a mouthful of piss out, which just splatters straight onto your face again, because you're a fucking idiot and spat straight into air.
>You lay there, soaking in a puddle of your own urine and sweat.
>You pissed on yourself. You pissed on the mane 6. However, at least you pissed in
>Fucking Fluttershy