Anon in Equestria Chapter 4

>You look back down to your food and pick apart what's edible and what's not.

>As you start eating the fruits and vegetables you realize just how amazing it all tastes, and then it dawns on you, they probably don't use any preservatives.

>After eating as much as you can, your attention goes back down to the fish that have now fully died.

>You decide you need to dispose of them some how.

>You ease yourself off the bed, and wince in slight pain as you stand up, and you take a look at the surroundings of the room.

>You see there's three doors, you're assuming one is a bathroom, the other you hope is just a closet, and the last is door into the hallway.

>You open one of the doors, and see a very small toilet that was obviously built with creatures half your size in mind.

>You give it a quick flush and you're pretty sure it's strong enough to flush the fish you were given.

>You walk back to your bedside, grab the fish, then walk into the bathroom.

>You toss them into the toilet and flush away.

>You hear a knock on the outside of your room's door.

>"Mr. Uh, Anon was it?  It's time for some more of your medication."

"Just one minute!  I'm uh, in the... restroom."

>You look back down at the toilet, and there's a problem... it's clogged.

"Fuck!"

>"Is, something wrong in there Mr. Anon?  Do you need help?"

>You realize that small toilet for small creatures means small poop.

"I um, it's uh... clogged."

>There's some slight silence followed by a quick "Uh, well... sir, I'll leave the medicine for you at the side of your bed... and send someone down to fix that up for you."

"Good job Anon, way to fuck things up."

>After a short bit of you looking at the toilet, trying to think of a way to unclog it, there's a knock on your bathroom door.

>"Sir, you have a problem with your toilet getting clogged?"

"Uh yes, It's uh... clogged."

>"Yeah, good, glad we both understand it, so mind opening up your bathroom door?"

"Oh yeah, right."

>You open it up and look at the small pony come in, pulling a small cart with a bunch of random cleaning supplies and a few tools, obviously a janitor.

>"Yeah this should only take a moment."

>He grabs a plunger off the cart with his mouth and starts going to town on the toilet.

>"I fink I hot somfing." (I think I got something.)

>He pulls up quickly and stands back still with the plunger in his mouth, and looks down into the toilet.

>Slowly one of the fish rises from the hole mangled and floats to the top.

>The janitor pony just stares at it for a few seconds, then looks to you.

>"Sir, is that a fish?"

"Uh... no"

>"Sir, that's a fish, how in Equestria did a fish get in your toilet"

"Well you see it um, well I was eating, and then I was no longer hungry and so it, I, um... you see, I didn't want to seem ungrateful so I wanted to just dip-"

>"So you decided to flush it in a toilet."

"Well I-"

>"Were you also going to try to flush the squash next?"

"Well n-"

>He just throws his hoof up in front of you as he turns, then walks out the door.

>"They don't pay me enough for this.  Nurse!  Send someone in to clean up this idiot's left over food before he decides to flush the rest of it down the toilet."

>You look down at the still floating mangled fish in the toilet.

"Why the fuck did I seriously think this was a good idea?!"