Anon in Equestria Chapter 1

"Huh, this is a strange dream"

>You think to yourself as you're falling from quite a height above a strange land toward a strange and bright castle.

"And this is where I'm about to wake up."

>You say as the ground is quickly coming up to you.

"FUCK!"

>You crash onto the balcony luckily landing onto a bunch of potted plants, crushing them completely, and breaking several bones.

"F-FUCK!"

>You groan as you grip a hand over your shattered ribs.

>Your vision goes blurry as you pass out from the pain and shock.

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>Your eyes open to a bright room stretched across a number of beds hooked up to all sorts of equipment

"Wha... What the fuck?  Where am I?"

>you struggle to get up, but find yourself latched to a few small beds.

"Alright think Anon, what the fuck is going on?  Alright, you went to bed, then shortly after you had a falling dream, that ended up hurting like a bitch, now you're tied to quite a few miniature beds with all sorts of medical equipment on you... oh son of a fucking bitch, you ended up in the loony bin didn't you?!"

>As you mumble to yourself, you see a figure enter into the doorway of your room.

>A miniature looking male unicorn like creature wearing a medical jacket, a stethoscope around it's neck, and a bunch of papers some how floating in front of it comes up close to the foot of your beds'.

>"Yes, multiple cracked ribs, a shattered collar bone, two broken legs, and bruised... whatever the hell kind of paws this thing has, all seem to be doing mu-"

>it cuts off as it moves it's papers out of the way, and meets your gaze.

>"Oh sweet Celestia, it's awake!"

>He hells out in a panic and starts galloping out of the hallway.

"Tiny doctor horse... I'm insane alright."

>You sigh to yourself and look up at the ceiling.

>Moments pass and the doctor comes back with a few small pegasus wearing gold armor.  One with long tassels, which the doctor turns to and asks "What is this thing anyway?"

>You turn your head and look at them, still believing them to be figments of your imagination.

>The one with tassels responds, "I don't know, we found it on one of the balconies of the castle, laying over smashed pots, and destroyed plants, we're not sure if this is an agent from another country sent here to spy o-"

"Nope, I'm just a mad man who's in an asylum, tied to a bed, and having one hell of a trip off the meds the people gave me"

>They all take a short leap back, and the pegasus raise their spears in a defensive looking action.

>"I-it can talk?!" The doctor whispered.

"Nope, just a bit of indigestion, hope you don't mind it."

>"It *can* talk!" The doctor gasped.

"Well of course I can talk, I should be more or less shocked that figments of my imagination are talking to me, to themselves, and are horses none the less."

>"What did that *thing* just call me?"

>The one with the tassels growls and grips his spear with his mouth, pointing it at you.

"Well, that's what you are, are you not?  An herbivore land mammal that has hooved feet, walks around on all four of it's legs, has a tail, mane, you know, a horse."

>This puts the tasseled pegasus over the edge, with a quick flip of his wings, he's up in the air arching himself aimed to impale you with his spear.

>The doctor jumps on top of the bed over you, guarding you.  "Now, now just calm down Braver, perhaps this... uh, *thing* doesn't realize exactly what he's calling you."

>He turns to you.

>"Isn't that right, um, Mr. Pink... thing?"

"Nope, pretty sure, he's a horse."