Trouble In Pinkie Town (Part 1)

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Trouble In Pinky Town
>Rough night on Earth, you wake up.. toss the sheets off and begin to stretch.
>The sun rises.. you see the city skyscrapers in view, in front of the purple morning mountains.
>You walk downstairs, you grab some coffee, black is how you like it.
>It's cold outside.. very cold, you grab your jacket and walk out.
>You start your car.. a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500.
>The lion's roar the erupts from your car... it warms your soul.
>You rev the engine and pull out from the driveway..
>You speed off into the street.. an almost straight pathway to the city.
>Traffic is minimal.. thank whoever you fucking worship anymore... fucking /mlp/..
>You arrive at the skyscraper, your skyscraper.. you work on the 14th floor, office 90.
>Not a bad line of work, salesman just living his life. You don't really have any family, so it's more of a boring life for you.
>But whatever, you need that cash money to live, so you slam that in-box like it was your ex-wife and get to work.
>It's lunchtime, you step outside for a quick cigarette break, you only smoke to control your anger..
>You look around the busy streets, a mall across the corner, a java shop in front of the tower just across the street.
>You look at some of the citizens walking up and down the street, you see a group of fat neckbeards walking down the sidewalk.
>The Asian lady next to you is disgusted with them, she covers her nose to save herself from their wretched body odor.
>You're stuck smelling tobacco, better than their BO.
>They walk down past you.. they're wearing XXXL T-shirts with My Little P0ny; Friendship is Magic.
>Fucking queerbags, but hold the fucking phone, they're gonna bother you and relinquish you of your emotional well being.
>'HEY! ARE YOU BOTH GONNA GO SEE THE NEW MOVIE? IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.'
>The BO hits like a fucking bullet train, christ almighty.
What movie are you guys talking about?
>'THE NEW MY LITTLE P0NY FILM COMING OUT TODAY! IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.'
>'20% COOLER THAN ANY OTHER I'VE SEEN.'
>God no, please no..
1/22
>'It's gonna be good man, you should come see it.'
>You want to dart back inside the office and call security on the neckbearded queerbags..
I'm fine, I've got work right now, and I'm not really into that uhh.. uhmm.. style of movie or whatever you want to call it.
>'It's a great movie, you'll enjoy it!'
I'm sure it will be, but as of right now, I don't have the time. So please leave me be.
>'No can do friendo, it's not how we roll, we see you want to join the herd.. you're just too shy to admit it.'
Herd?
>'Maybe this guy doesn't know what we're talking about.'
>'Probably not, lets let him be Rick.'
>'Alright, keep it tight, if you know what I mean!'
>They walk off into the dismal street.. hopefully they get hit by a car of some sort..
>You walk back into your office, the Asian lady that witnessed your demise is next to you in the elevator.
>'I really hope you don't plan to go Mr. Ano-'
No, I'm not. I don't want to be reminded of that again.
>'.. okay.. just making sure that you're not another one of those neckbe-'
I'm not, continue on with your day.
>You both walk out of the elevator, you walk back into your office, you sit down in the chair and look over the papers you've received while you were out.
>Inch thick stack of papers in the 20 minutes you were gone..
>Most of it's orders for another shipment of office supplies to another company.. you come across a sticky not at the bottom of the stack.
>"~Morning Anon, tonight's Friday night, wondering if you were available to watch a movie? Meet me at the theater down the street from the building at 8:30pm if you're available. ~Alexandra"
>Maybe she's finally taking you to see Skyfall.. you've wanted to see it for a while now.
>You justle through the paperwork fast as you can, and get out at 5:30pm, you get home at 6:30pm.. fucking I-10 traffic.
>The house is empty, you sit down, read the rest of the newspaper you've received this morning, and you skim over the ads.
>You come across the movie ad the greasebeards were talking about..
>"New cinema film out today, My Little Pony; Friendship is magic is out in theaters."
>You set down the paper and put on a different suit, the body odor from the walking jellocups rubbed off on your suit from work today.
>You get in your 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500, you speed off into the sunset.. towards the movie theater.
>Tonight is the night you may get some from the wench.. so get excited.
2/22
>You speed down the street, people walking down the sidewalk cheer as your lion of an engine roars..
>Alexandra waves at you, you park next to the building.
>'Are you excited? I can't believe we're finally going to see it!'
I am too! Skyfall is going to be good!
>She looks at you with a confused/grin sort of expression
>'Skyfall?'
>Skyfall?
>Shit.. no..
>'I thought you'd like to watch a movie I've been waiting to come out for a while now."
Los Miserables?
>'No?'
Fast and Furious 6?
>'No?'
Iron Man III?
>'No!'
What movie then dear? I'll watch anything with you.
>'You'll see, I thought I'd pay for tonight, as long as you pay for the dinner afterwards.'
>Get excited
>She takes your hand and you walk with her to the counter, tickets in hand.
>You attempt to glance at the tickets.. she puts them in her purse before you can get a full glance at them.
>The both of you walk on over to the auditoriums, you covers your eyes and you wait in a line for almost an hour.
>You hear the doors open.. she takes your hand and guides you to your seats.
>She takes the blindfold off after losing pretty much all visibility.. it's dark in the auditorium.
>You attempt to look around, she puts a hand against your chest and pushes you back down into the chair.
>What is this woman doing?
>Other movie ads come on, Iron Man 3, The Amazing Spiderman, Avengers 2, the testosterone levels increase.
>You almost cream at the Avengers 2 trailer..
>Then, the movie warnings come up, rated PG
>PG.. what is this?
3/22
>A couple more movie ads come up.. fucking hurry up, the anxiety kills you.
>What movie is she watc-, scratch that, forcing you to watch with he-?
>The theme song for My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic swells into the speakers, almost everyone sings it in the auditorium.
>Including your almost girlfriend sitting right next to you.
>Do not want.. do not want at all...
>You get up, brush your clean dress pants off, and attempt to leave the auditorium.
>The shmuck forces you back into your seat and kisses you on the cheek.
>'Oh my goodness! This is gonna be great!'
Yeah, sure will.
>You write an imaginary list of things you could be doing to progress in life while the movie plays.
>When suddenly..
>Yellow Quiet's ass is front and center..
>The theater goes dead quiet.. you could hear a pin drop in the silence.
>You then hear a swoosh among the audience.. XXL gymshorts fly off.. masturbation is in the air tonight.
>Nothing but fapping, nothing.. the little girl and her mother are crying in the row in front of you.
>You too begin to cry and hide in your own little corner of your mind.
>Your emotional well being has been relinquished.. completely.. even Alex is mashing that sweet ass twat to the scene.. that passed several minutes ago.
>The little girl and her mother rush out of the theater, they're covered in the fucking epitome of faggot sauce..
>You almost run along with them.. but you feel Alex force you back into your seat..
>The worst has yet to come.
>You're already about to commit suicide.. what a night hm?
4/22
>2 hours pass, the movie is over.. the auditorium is filled with damned losers with poorly grown beards, acne and fill the air with body odor.
>You take off your tuxedo jacket, and your dress shirt.. both of which were stained with brony seed..
>The moment you walk out of the auditorium, you literally choke on the clean air.
>Butter and poor people stenched air was almost febreeze to the auditorium..
>You and Alex both walk back to your car.. you exit the building and you see
>them..
>'YOU CAME! WAS IT GOOD!'
>You tremble in fear, you grab Alex's hand and run into the car, you quickly start the car and speed off.
>A nearby officer pulls you off.. you're literally crying for god to kill you.
>The officer walks to your window, knocks.. you roll down the window.
>'Evening sir, do you know wh-, what's wrong?'
>You look at the officer, your eyes are filled with tears.
It's been a very emotional night sir..
>'Where's your shirt? You understand public nudity is now allowed correct?'
It's been stained horribly.. I'm sorry. I'll go home, I promise.
>He wipes the tears from your eyes.
>'It's okay son, I'll just let you off with a warning, it seems to me as though you've been through hell and back.'
>Alexandra leans towards you and adds onto the officer's comment
>'And I don't even know why he's upset, we just went to go see a movie.'
>'What movie?'
>'My little pony of course!'
>The officer giddys with excitement
>'Is it good?!'
>'Yeah! I really liked it, so did he. I really like the part whe-
>You punch the gas like it was fucking damned.
>You drop Alexandra off at her house, and speed home.
>The house is dark, it smells like a mix of Tobacco and cinnamon.
>Your nose has suffered the equal amount of depression of Vietnam and WWII combined.. you sack out on your couch.. you cry and suffer the memories never to be remembered.
>You eventually cry yourself to sleep..
Why me? Why me? All I wanted was fine ass.. fine ass and dinner.
5/22
>You dream..
>You dream of greatness and glory..
>You're in the middle of an imaginary fight scene in Avengers 2, Iron Man kicks the shit out of Thanos and his minion army that attacks earth.
>You're Captain America.. you're bashing the faggots with your shield back and forth..
>When suddenly..
>BlueFast comes at you with bullet speed.
>You raised your shield just in time, her brains scatter on the mystery alloy shield.
>You lower it and see the blue pony.. on the ground.
>To the left, Purplesmart is blasting you with her magic, you throw the shield at her and managed to decapitate her.
>You scratch your head in confusion..
>You look at Iron Man, he's being swarmed by the pony menace.. suddenly you look around you.
>Ponys everywhere.. your shield drops to the ground.
>You've been turned into a Pegasus.
>You scream upon waking up from the horrible nightmare, yet.. you don't wake up on the couch you cried yourself to sleep on.
>You're in
>Fucking YellowQuiet's
>Cottage.. on your couch, they literally picked up the couch and teleported you.
This has to be a fucking joke.. I must be dreaming.
>You get up and look for your shirt and jacket..
>They're on the back of the couch.. unstained.
>You "put them on", and walk through the cottage.
>Curiosity fills your head, you walk over to one of the windows
>It sounds like footsteps the floor above.
>You cower a bit in fear.. you don't care if it's a dream or not, you don't want to be here period, or see any pony in sight.. the fear returns.
>Footsteps draw nearer, down the staircase.
>You see a silhouette of a pony.. probably yellowquiet.
>No time to react properly.. you look at the window.
>It's still dark, you could probably book it.
6/22
>You look outside the window one last time.. then you hear a voice
>'Hu, ANON? YOU'RE AWAKE?!'
>Adrenaline pumping.. you somersault jump through the window like a fucking boss and dart into the darkness.
>You run for what seems like miles.. about 400 yards in the chase.. you begin to feel it.
>Pain..
>It's not a dream, this is real life niqquh.
>You continue to run for another mile stretch of plain into that one forest
>Even then, you don't think you've lost her.. you dodge trees, continuously running on and on..
>You reach the other end of the forest, into another plain.. in front of a large, large city.
>There's that one castle it showed in the movie, you know obviously that's NOT the way you want to go.
>You turn around.. YellowQuiet is right behind you
>She gasps, and begins to dart away from you
>All sorts of confusion and duh fuq right now..
>Look to your right, Purplesmart teleports with a bright flash next to you.
>She quickly levitates you, the magic surrounding you burns your skin, you both suddenly teleport to some sort of long hallway
>Celestia is in front of you, wings open almost as if she's ready to charge at you..
>Moonhorse and candy princess are in front of you as well.. you fear for your life.
>[spoiler]You never asked for this.. [/spoiler]
>You begin to cry.. bitch niggah..
>'Okay, let's let him down, I think he's had enough for one evening'.
>'Okay Celestia'.
>They let you down, your skin burns from the magic that levitated you from the ground.
>You go into a fetal position, you try to comfort yourself.
7/22
>Candy princess moves toward you, she tries to comfort you, but you cringe at every word she speaks.
>You're a perfectly normal person.. why did of all things, this, have to happen to you?
>You're about to be fucked by 4 horses with colorful manes that speak English.. you probably wont ever think straight again.
>You can't even speak.. Candy Princess moves back to give you room.. you continue to sulk.
Why am I even here? What did I do to even be brought here?
>Celestia moves toward you and hushes you gently..
>'You did nothing to be here, we thought you'd be much happier here, we here in Equestria see happiness as life.. and what you experienced tonight was pure suffering and pain.'
>You look up to Celestia
Well no shit.. but being here doesn't help me any.. not at all.
>Cadence:'Well, we thought we might be able to change that, and see the glory in our realm, and enjoy the happiness we have to give.'
>Luna:'But obviously that hath yet to work dear sisters.. in fact, it seems as though we may have done the exact opposite by bringing him here.'
>Twilight:'And I don't personally think sending him back would be the best choice.. what if he tells others of our realm?'
>Celestia looks at you with a painful,"sorry, but no matter what you say, it's probably going to happen anyways" kind of look.
>'Well, I guess we'll have to keep him here for the time being.'
>Your eyeballs could literally fucking pop out and roll on the floor
I would never tell a single soul! I promise! Just let me go home and get the fuck out of this damned place!
>Cadence:'I'm sorry Anon, but we can't. It'd be far too risky to even think of sending you back with you knowing what, where, and who we are.'
>Twilight:'However, one of my friends definitely know how to cheer one up.. I can promise that.'
>You look at the Twilight with a sad look
Maybe I don't need to be cheered up here? Why not at home?
8/22
>Pinky busts down the door with her party canon.. the rest of the main 6 appear behind her.
>Pinky:' I KNOW SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO TURN THEIR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!'
>Christ almighty, make it stop...
>She runs up to you and hugs you, nearly breaking your ribcage..
>Pinky grabs your hand with both hooves and begins to shake your hand vigorously..
>Pinky:'HI! MY NAME'S PINKY! WHAT'S YOURS??!'
>You look at the pink autist with a bit of a frown.. her entrance was a bit adorable..
Anon
>Pinky:'Anon huh? Funny name!'
>Coming from someone named Pinkie Pie....
>You take your hand away from her hoofs before she gives you anymore injuries..
>Twilight:'These are my friends, I assure you they'll take great care of you as well as I, Pinky, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and I'm Twilight.'
>"Funny name!", pot calling the kettle a nigger.
Well it's nice to meet all of you, but there's no way whatsoever we can cut some sort of deal? You guys obviously know who I am.. have you been watching me?
>Celestia:'I watch everything.. I created your world, the god you think of is a false prophet, they didn't believe Abraham when he said a magical Alicorn created the universe.'
What...
>Luna:'Indeed..'
Then if I begin to tell someone, if at all, then why not just teleport me back here again?
>Cadence:'It would be a waste of energy.. we can assure that you'll enjoy this realm much better than your old world.'
You've got to be kiddin-.. I spent my whole life there! I can't just walk away from it!
>Luna:'And now you get to spend eternity here! Won't it be fun?'
No?
>Pinky hugs you again, giving you a reassuring smile.. you shove her off into Fluttershy.'
9/22
>You stand up.. gallons of testosterone flow through you.. your balls have awoken.
I 'aint gonna sit here for fucking years watching my shit that I worked hard for on my damned planet go to waste because a couple of fucking horses don't believe I won't keep my mouth shut.
>All of their jaws drop to the floor, they just watched you transform from a butterfly to a fucking bull, and disrespect 3 princesses in front of them.
>Celestia:'If it's detainment and imprisonment you're asking for, then so be it, we don't have to be nice you know.'
>Fluttershy stands in the middle of you and the 3 royals..
>Fluttershy:' Now, I'm sure we can just find a better way to resol-
>Pinky slams full force into Fluttershy's place and interrupts
>Pinkie Pie:'No worries girls, I can guarantee he'll be happy as ever in a jiffy, he's just gotta lighten up.'
>She begins to touch you everywhere, she then finds your fucking weakest points..
>Your fucking tickle spots..
>She gives you the damn bee's knees, she then attacks your sides.. you can't stop laughing.
>The three princesses that were about to imprison you and throw you to the moon or whatever were laughing with you.. you were fuqin serious.
>One day you'll turn them into glue and a nice jacket.. one day..
>She stops tickling you.. you finally get air and calm down.
>Pinkie Pie:'Now no more grumpy Anon, okay? Why be grumpy when we can have fun!
>The pink dumbass hops on the floor, being silly.
>You smirk just a little bit.. you can stand just a bit of this realm you suppose. At least you don't have work.
>The 10 of you exit Canterlot, you reach a cab wagon.. the 3 royals direct that you'll be staying at Fluttershy's whilst they schedule you your own residence.
>And so it begins..
10/22
>You and Fluttershy get in the cab whilst the others discuss what's to be done.. leaving you and her to go back to p0nyville.
>Fluttershy repeatedly tries to kick up a conversation, you just ignore her repeatedly.
>Fluttershy:'So, what do you think of me? Can we be friends? Please?'
...
>Fluttershy:'Are you angry with me? I'm sorry if you are.. i just want to be friends..'
...
>Cabdriver:'We're here..'
Thanks, let's go.
>Fluttershy looks at you dumbfounded and with a sad expression
>Fluttershy:'Do you not want to talk to me?'
>You both continue towards the cottage, she grabs the key from under the doormat.. and unlocks the door.. she's trying to talk to you.. but you don't give a fuq.
>She opens the door, critters look at you in wonder.. they all gather around you.
>Fluttershy's expression changes immediately as she sees this. Apparently it's the first time it's ever happened.
>#TheChosenOne
>Fluttershy:'Anon? How did you-?'
>You turn to her with a sarcastic expression
Listen ma'am, I honestly don't care to be here, to listen to your shit, to even look at you. You're the absolute epitome of shit..
>She begins to tear up.. you don't care..
So check this shit out, I'm only here to sleep while I plan my escape out of this universe, unless you plan to help me, stay out of my business
>She begins to cry and cower at your words..
11/22
>You stand back up.. walk past the crying pegasus, and sack out on the couch, you had no regrets today.
>You're now Fluttershy, you've just been fucking told punk niqquh
>Nobody's really ever been mean to you, you don't even understand why he was mean.
>"Escape this universe".. why would he want to leave? Was he that against you that he meant to leave you forever? He's the best thing that ever happened to you.
>You don't want him to leave.. ever.
>You trot next to him.. he's fast asleep.. you lay next to him.. you feel safer than anything next to him.
>You're still Fluttershy, you wake up before he does.. morning bird.
>You fly into the kitchen, you grab some ingredients to make some breakfast for the both of you
>Today you're gonna try to make him feel at home, he seems to be awfully upset since he was transported here from his home planet, you can at least be hospitable.
>You're once again Anonymous..
>You wake up.. hoping it was all a dream.. same couch.. different house, not a dream.
>You get up, you walk to the bathroom, shower n shave routine..
>Upon exiting the bathroom, your only apparel is a towel.. you're greeted by a tiny little yellow horse.
>[spoiler] Sound familiar /mlp/? [/spoiler]
12/22
>The yellow horse flys toward you with a tray.. tray with food on top? She cooked you breakfast? How nice.
>However, she knocks into you.. more specifically.. your hip.
>The towel comes loose, and it falls upon the ground..
>In slow-mo, it's almost like a show opening.. the curtains have been drawn..
>Fluttershy's expression changes.. and her thoughts have been tainted forever..
>That sweet monkey dock.. hanging out in the breeze..
>She squee's and almost drops the tray..
>You grab the towel quick as lightning after realizing what had just happened.. you quickly cover up.
>But the damage has been done.. there was no going back..
>You look at the yellow horse angrily..
Are you trying to >rape me or something kid? At least you brought me some fucking breakfast.. christ allfucking mighty you disgust me. YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF SHIT, I REPEAT.. YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF SHIT.
>You grab the omellete off the tray and snack down angrily at it, your death cold stare at Fluttershy.
>She's in between the emotions of happiness, sorrow, and embarrassment.
>You walk off into the living room and grab your clothes, you walk back into the bathroom and slam the door angrily, you then change back into your old clothes.
>You begin to think the yellow bastard meant to do it.. she was going to rape you.. this fucking realm is messed up, you had to get out of here quick.
>You exit the bathroom fully clothed.. it's just then there's a knock on the door.
>You answer it, it's Pinkie Pie, she grabs your hand and vigorously shakes it again..
Well how are you doing?
>Pinkie Pie:'Just fine Anon, Just fine! You ready to do some fun stuff today with me? Figured I'd show you around a bit.'
>Getting to know the area you're probably going to have the United States nuke once you get back wouldn't hurt.. you tag along with her, leaving Fluttershy behind.
>The two of you walk down to Sugarcube corner, she introduces you to the cakes.. it's then she becomes a bit suspicious, taking in some sort of code language.
13/22
>It's then you start to notice something going on, they've plotted something for you.
>Later on in the day, Fluttershy rejoins you, just kinda tags along and says nothing.
>It's a pretty stupid day, you just listen to pinky and everything goes okay.. she'll ask questions and you'll kinda half ass them and get her to stop bugging you.
>It's then she finally stops you on the walk through the park, she asks you
>Pinkie Pie:'Anon, are you okay? I'm sorry if it doesn't feel like home, but you'll eventually get used to it! I promise!'
>You kneel down to her and in a kind manner, you say calmly..
I'd rather kill myself than get used to a place like here.
>She stops and goes blank for a while..
>She looks at you with a small frown
>Pinkie Pie:'Really?'
>You nod your head in reply
>Fluttershy is shaking her head
>Fluttershy:'NO! Please, don't even talk like that, I'd hate to see you go, you've only just come.'
>You turn to her
Why? So you can "accidentally" bump into me again and fuck me? No thanks, friendo.
>She cowers at your words again
>Pinkie Pie looks at Fluttershy shocked then back to you
>Pinkie Pie:'She tried to >rape you? Why would she?
She damn straight fucking did, this morning too. Seriously trying to get the D like no whore I've ever seen.
>Pinkie Pie:' So that why you'd rather-?'
Yep.
>Pinkie Pie:'Oh.. alright then..'
14/22
>You're now Pinkie Pie
>Anon:'I'd rather kill myself than get used to a place like here.'
>You stop.. your mind goes numb, you've never heard such depression.. maybe he wants to die.. should you help him?
>It's the least you can do, you've been trying to cheer him up all day. And you just scheduled a surprise party for him tomorrow..
>You get the sudden idea to rig the party, make it look like an accident.. maybe then he'll finally be happy.
>You turn back to him.. almost in a sobbing expression
Really?
>Anon:'Yes.'
>I guess there's nothing I can do to help him.. You see Fluttershy and Anon arguing over something, all you hear is >rape, that's when it strikes your attention
She tried to >rape you? Why would she?
>Anon:'She damn straight fucking did, this morning too. Seriously trying to get the D like no whore I've ever seen.'
>You realize it now.. Anon's mind has been traumatized.. maybe you should take them both out? You can't let Fluttershy ruin anything else..
>You begin to merry on home.. it's been a sad day.. you attempt to plot Anon's demise.. when he's only just come.
>It's really a shame to see such an opportunity go to waste, it's not the first you've killed a happiness deprived mare or colt.. just the opposite.
>You rid of them all, so that p0nyville seems a much happier place..
15/22
>You're Anon once again
>Pinkie Pie just trotted on back home, what a confrontation.
>Hopefully that got her to leave you alone, and hopefully the yellow menace doesn't attempt her fucking shenanigans once more..
>You and Yellowquiet mozy on back to the cottage, it's been a long day and your legs are tired.
>The both of you come through the cottage door, she offers to cook you dinner, to make up for what happened this morning, even though it was an honest accident.
>You don't listen, you walk back to YOUR couch, the one they stole from Earth, and sack out again, you fall asleep and dream of peace once more..
>You hate Equestria and everyp0ny in it.. You can't wait to go back home to Earth, where shit's normal and where it's actually peaceful and businesslike.
>You're Fluttershy again,
>You've been turned down so many times, and you've been accused of >rape, you have standards, you wouldn't go after someone like that so quickly
>Even if he's got that hot monkey dock..
>You just can't believe he'd rather be dead than in Equestria, you don't want to see him go.. he's possibly the love of your life.
>You've dated other colts and stallions, even mares, it doesn't matter, they leave you in the long run.
>You see a future with this one, Anon is your key to eternal love..
>Pinkie Pie though, she was acting strange at the party, she didn't seem to fight or argue with Anon about his attitude towards this place..
>Was Pinkie Pie with him on it? Was she against it? Did she find no use in trying to stop him?
>You ponder the thoughts.. you trot over next to Anon, whom is once again, fast asleep.
>His peaceful presence in his sleep warms you, it's the only time he's not raging pissed off at you or anyone else. You sleep next to him for the night.
16/22
>You're Anon again
>You woke up earlier than Fluttershy did today, and you notice she's sleeping right next to you.
>That little fucking yellow whore
>You get up and kick her in the side in absolute anger
TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME ARE YOU?
>Through all the raging in your head, and all the words you curse at her, you barely hear the knock on the door
>Fluttershy holds her side where you kicked her, she cries, she's terrified of you
>Good
>The knock on the door comes again, this time louder.
>You go to answer it, it's Pinkie Pie again.. she smiles at you
>You look at her with a mug face..
And just what the fuck are you looking at?
>She cowers on your words as well, you like that.
>Pinkie Pie:'Just wondered if you wanted me to show you one last place, we haven't gone to Sweet Apple Acres yet.'
>You remember from the god awful movie while you could still hear it through all the fapping and masturbation that it was the barn looking place.
>You walk out the door with Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy limply follows..
>Pinkie Pie comes up next to you and quietly converses with you
>Pinkie Pie:'So she tried to do it again? This morning?'
Caught her trying to sleep with me, but I know better.
>Pinkie Pie:'Darn, I never would have thought of her to be that kind of mare.. so desperate.'
>You look at Fluttershy with anger, then back to Pinkie Pie with a mug face
Yeah, maybe because you're her friend.. I saw it from the beginning.
>Fluttershy begins to cry sob whilst follow you to sweet apple acres.
17/22
>You're Pinkie Pie, you just got up and you've figured out how you're going to kill Anon..
>The surprise party you've scheduled at sweet apple acres has been already set, so nobody's there.
>Once Anon activates the trap you've created last night, the heavy post wood beacon will fall on him, Fluttershy will eventually be killed after, how is the question you'll find out later.
>You just don't want to spoil Anon's own death, he'd be terrified, and it's the least you can do to make him happy, telling him would only make him deathly afraid.. more stress.
>You arrive at Fluttershy's cottage, you hear Anon, he just woke up the second you came to the door
>Anon:'TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME ARE YOU?'
>You hear a loud crack.. a kick or something..
>You hear a tone of commotion.. screaming and crying..
>You can't believe your ears.. your best friend trying to sleep with someone that just arrived, she definitely needs to go..
>It pains you to say it, but you suppose killing them both is for the better.
>You knock on the door, no response.. just more screaming, if anything it's louder than before.
>You knock once again, putting all you hoof into it..
>Much louder screaming.
>Fuq it.. you slam your noggin against the door full fucking force.. almost breaking the damn wood.
>It's silent.
>Anon answers the door, with a mug face.. you smile at him to cheer him up.
>Anon:'And just what the fuck are you lookin at?'
>You cower, you're afraid he'll hit you like he did Fluttershy, you look behind him to see Fluttershy crying, with a bruised wing.
Just wondered if you wanted me to show you one last place, we haven't gone to Sweet Apple Acres yet,
>It looks like he actually ponders the thought, he then takes your offer, you're almost relieved, you can't say the same for Fluttershy, poor girl.
18/22
>You're Fluttershy,
>You wake up to an extremely sharp pain against your side,
>Anon full on soccerkicked your wing, he's screaming at you, something about you sleeping with him, when you wouldn't dare hurt him or take advantage of him..
>... yet...
>His screaming and blood curdling aggressive tone are blurred out by the ringing pain in your ears from the painful blow.
>Minutes pass of pain and shouting.. it then goes silent.. you can finally hear yourself..
>Someone was knocking at the door, you turn back to see Anon at the door with a mug face against Pinkie, you're afraid for the worst.
>You don't want to tell Celestia or Luna of his actions, you don't want to see him imprisoned, not ever.
>But you don't want to see Anon like this anymore, you just want to see him happy and content with you, with everyone.. maybe then you'd have a chance.
>Him and Pinkie walk out of the cottage, maybe Pinkie will finally settle Anon's anger today, she's a cheerful person, she'll figure something out.
>You quickly get up.. shuddering in pain.. you limp along with the pain in your side.
>You hear them both conversing, the ringing in your ears have ceased..
>They're talking about the situation that happened this morning, you try to listen in past the sand being walked on through Anon's shoes..
>He turns around to you, he gives you the angriest stare he's ever expressed.. you cower in fear of another blow..
>He turns around, he continues to converse with Pinkie
>Anon:'Caught her trying to sleep with me, but I know better.'
>You continue to limp along with them to Sweet Apple Acres.
19/22
>You're Anon again.. quite a bit of hopping around hm?
>You've only been walking for 20 minutes and you're already tired.. they better have food over there.
>Pinkie Pie's been smiling the whole way..
>Whenever you try to ask her why she is.. she only replies
>Pinkie Pie:'No worries Anon, I can guarantee you'll finally be happy once we get there.'
>What the fuck ever, you don't care. You'll just storm off, and go back to sleep on the couch if it's another attempt at kissing up to make you happy.
>You're a businessman, you were much happier back then than now.. you don't care to be acquainted with these p0nies, let alone any at all.
>Since that movie, you've been nothing but emotionally relinquished of your own well being.
>There is nothing, you repeat, fucking nothing.. that will make you happy in this realm, all you wish is to go home.
>And for
>Fucking Fluttershy
>To quit attempting to sleep with you, it's disgusting. How those bronies managed to even come close to being okay with sleeping with ponies is a mystery to you.
>You finally arrive at the barn, nop0ny is anywhere to be seen, even the house is empty.
>You and Pinkie Pie look around to try and find Applecake, Applehat, OrangeAss, whatever the fuck her name was..
>You finally come to the barn doors, Pinkie Pie is overjoyed for the stupidest fucking reason you've yet to know.
>She begins to bounce uncontrollably, like she's made of rubber.
>AppleHat and SkittleDyke bust open the barn doors, nearly knocking you in the chin, you yet flinch.
>TS;PP;RAR;RD;AJ:' ~SURPRISE!!!!~'
>You stand there still angry, your stomach growls intensely.. you ask politely,
Where is the food?
>Pinkie Pie:'I knew the walk would make you thirsty, my made-from-scratch party punch is on the table over there!'
20/22
>You're once again Pinkie Pie,
>Another one of your plans fall into place.. almost perfectly.
>You smile at how it fluently accomplished itself.. so well thought out.
>Anon walks over to the table next to the post wooden beam, that you rigged to have the 2 support beams holding the roof crush him..
>It would look like a terrible accident.. like it usually does.
>Maybe he'd finally be happy and thankful.. he said it himself.
>[Memory]Anon:'I'd rather kill myself than get used to a place like here.'
>Fluttershy made no help, repeatedly attempting to have her way with poor Anon..
>And in his sleep too, who were to have thought?
>The 4 others that conversed as Anon grabbed the punch.
>Upon the bowl being replaced back onto the table next to the wooden post, you set the table to vibrate against the wooden post.. that would shake the weakened roof supports.
>The sounds of bending and snapping wood come to realization, you move back to watch.. the two support beams have broken off, and are about to kill Anon.
>In the corner of your eye however, you see Fluttershy dart towards Anon.. in what looks like she's about to tackle him out of the way
>Fluttershy is about to ruin everything.. your ingenious plan that luckily worked out.. she's seriously desperate enough to save him only so he'll give her his hot monkey dock.
>Gosh.. and you worked so hard too..
21/22
>The sounds of wood bending and snapping alert the other p0nies.. they attempt to figure out where it's coming from, by then it's already too late.
>You're Fluttershy,
>Just at the first sound of the wood being bent and snapped, you look to Anon, and then above him.. the roof supports breaking.. the heavy wood would kill him.
>You dart and just in time tackle him out of the way.
>The heavy wood nearly crushes you, but smashes your wing, your right hind leg, and renders you speechless with pain..
>Other debris fell onto Anon however, one of the beams got him fairly good.. almost in a lethal manner.
>The other main 4 are shocked and appauled, they attempt to lift the post wood off of Anon.. he was impaled by a piece of debris.
>Rarity finally notices the other beams on you and rushes to help you..
>She screams for the others to help her lift the wood off
>Through the ringing in your ears from the pain, you barely make out voices
>Applejack:'How could this have happened? Never once has this barn been damaged!'
>Twilight:'Enough yammering and help!'
>They lift the wood off of you, and begin to comfort you.. you're badly bruised.
>You cry for Anon.. you see him bleeding from the impalement.. Twilight to his right is trying to heal him.. but it fails to work.
>What is Anon going to think of this when he wakes up?
>If he wakes up..
>You cry for Anon.. a small gathering of tears on the wood floor under you.. you lay there.. rendered useless.
>At least you saved Anon.
22/22
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Trouble In Pinky Town

>Rough night on Earth, you wake up.. toss the sheets off and begin to stretch.
>The sun rises.. you see the city skyscrapers in view, in front of the purple morning mountains.
>You walk downstairs, you grab some coffee, black is how you like it.
>It's cold outside.. very cold, you grab your jacket and walk out.
>You start your car.. a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500.
>The lion's roar the erupts from your car... it warms your soul.
>You rev the engine and pull out from the driveway..
>You speed off into the street.. an almost straight pathway to the city.
>Traffic is minimal.. thank whoever you fucking worship anymore... fucking /mlp/..
>You arrive at the skyscraper, your skyscraper.. you work on the 14th floor, office 90. 
>Not a bad line of work, salesman just living his life. You don't really have any family, so it's more of a boring life for you.
>But whatever, you need that cash money to live, so you slam that in-box like it was your ex-wife and get to work.

>It's lunchtime, you step outside for a quick cigarette break, you only smoke to control your anger.. 
>You look around the busy streets, a mall across the corner, a java shop in front of the tower just across the street.
>You look at some of the citizens walking up and down the street, you see a group of fat neckbeards walking down the sidewalk.
>The Asian lady next to you is disgusted with them, she covers her nose to save herself from their wretched body odor. 
>You're stuck smelling tobacco, better than their BO.
>They walk down past you.. they're wearing XXXL T-shirts with My Little P0ny; Friendship is Magic.
>Fucking queerbags, but hold the fucking phone, they're gonna bother you and relinquish you of your emotional well being.
>'HEY! ARE YOU BOTH GONNA GO SEE THE NEW MOVIE? IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.'
>The BO hits like a fucking bullet train, christ almighty.
What movie are you guys talking about?
>'THE NEW MY LITTLE P0NY FILM COMING OUT TODAY! IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.'
>'20% COOLER THAN ANY OTHER I'VE SEEN.'
>God no, please no.. 
1/22



>'It's gonna be good man, you should come see it.'
>You want to dart back inside the office and call security on the neckbearded queerbags..
I'm fine, I've got work right now, and I'm not really into that uhh.. uhmm.. style of movie or whatever you want to call it.
>'It's a great movie, you'll enjoy it!'
I'm sure it will be, but as of right now, I don't have the time. So please leave me be.
>'No can do friendo, it's not how we roll, we see you want to join the herd.. you're just too shy to admit it.'
Herd?
>'Maybe this guy doesn't know what we're talking about.'
>'Probably not, lets let him be Rick.'
>'Alright, keep it tight, if you know what I mean!'
>They walk off into the dismal street.. hopefully they get hit by a car of some sort.. 
>You walk back into your office, the Asian lady that witnessed your demise is next to you in the elevator.
>'I really hope you don't plan to go Mr. Ano-'
No, I'm not. I don't want to be reminded of that again.
>'.. okay.. just making sure that you're not another one of those neckbe-'
I'm not, continue on with your day.
>You both walk out of the elevator, you walk back into your office, you sit down in the chair and look over the papers you've received while you were out.
>Inch thick stack of papers in the 20 minutes you were gone..
>Most of it's orders for another shipment of office supplies to another company.. you come across a sticky not at the bottom of the stack.
>"~Morning Anon, tonight's Friday night, wondering if you were available to watch a movie? Meet me at the theater down the street from the building at 8:30pm if you're available. ~Alexandra"
>Maybe she's finally taking you to see Skyfall.. you've wanted to see it for a while now. 
>You justle through the paperwork fast as you can, and get out at 5:30pm, you get home at 6:30pm.. fucking I-10 traffic.
>The house is empty, you sit down, read the rest of the newspaper you've received this morning, and you skim over the ads.
>You come across the movie ad the greasebeards were talking about..
>"New cinema film out today, My Little Pony; Friendship is magic is out in theaters."
>You set down the paper and put on a different suit, the body odor from the walking jellocups rubbed off on your suit from work today.
>You get in your 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500, you speed off into the sunset.. towards the movie theater. 
>Tonight is the night you may get some from the wench.. so get excited.
2/22


>You speed down the street, people walking down the sidewalk cheer as your lion of an engine roars..
>Alexandra waves at you, you park next to the building. 
>'Are you excited? I can't believe we're finally going to see it!'
I am too! Skyfall is going to be good!
>She looks at you with a confused/grin sort of expression
>'Skyfall?'
>Skyfall?
>Shit.. no..
>'I thought you'd like to watch a movie I've been waiting to come out for a while now."
Los Miserables?
>'No?'
Fast and Furious 6?
>'No?'
Iron Man III?
>'No!'
What movie then dear? I'll watch anything with you.
>'You'll see, I thought I'd pay for tonight, as long as you pay for the dinner afterwards.'
>Get excited
>She takes your hand and you walk with her to the counter, tickets in hand.
>You attempt to glance at the tickets.. she puts them in her purse before you can get a full glance at them.
>The both of you walk on over to the auditoriums, you covers your eyes and you wait in a line for almost an hour. 
>You hear the doors open.. she takes your hand and guides you to your seats.
>She takes the blindfold off after losing pretty much all visibility.. it's dark in the auditorium.
>You attempt to look around, she puts a hand against your chest and pushes you back down into the chair.
>What is this woman doing?
>Other movie ads come on, Iron Man 3, The Amazing Spiderman, Avengers 2, the testosterone levels increase.
>You almost cream at the Avengers 2 trailer..
>Then, the movie warnings come up, rated PG
>PG.. what is this?
3/22

>A couple more movie ads come up.. fucking hurry up, the anxiety kills you.
>What movie is she watc-, scratch that, forcing you to watch with he-?
>The theme song for My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic swells into the speakers, almost everyone sings it in the auditorium.
>Including your almost girlfriend sitting right next to you.
>Do not want.. do not want at all...
>You get up, brush your clean dress pants off, and attempt to leave the auditorium.
>The shmuck forces you back into your seat and kisses you on the cheek.
>'Oh my goodness! This is gonna be great!'
Yeah, sure will.
>You write an imaginary list of things you could be doing to progress in life while the movie plays.
>When suddenly..
>Yellow Quiet's ass is front and center.. 
>The theater goes dead quiet.. you could hear a pin drop in the silence.
>You then hear a swoosh among the audience.. XXL gymshorts fly off.. masturbation is in the air tonight.
>Nothing but fapping, nothing.. the little girl and her mother are crying in the row in front of you.
>You too begin to cry and hide in your own little corner of your mind.
>Your emotional well being has been relinquished.. completely.. even Alex is mashing that sweet ass twat to the scene.. that passed several minutes ago.
>The little girl and her mother rush out of the theater, they're covered in the fucking epitome of faggot sauce..
>You almost run along with them.. but you feel Alex force you back into your seat..
>The worst has yet to come.
>You're already about to commit suicide.. what a night hm?
4/22


>2 hours pass, the movie is over.. the auditorium is filled with damned losers with poorly grown beards, acne and fill the air with body odor. 
>You take off your tuxedo jacket, and your dress shirt.. both of which were stained with brony seed..
>The moment you walk out of the auditorium, you literally choke on the clean air.
>Butter and poor people stenched air was almost febreeze to the auditorium.. 
>You and Alex both walk back to your car.. you exit the building and you see
>them..
>'YOU CAME! WAS IT GOOD!'
>You tremble in fear, you grab Alex's hand and run into the car, you quickly start the car and speed off.
>A nearby officer pulls you off.. you're literally crying for god to kill you.
>The officer walks to your window, knocks.. you roll down the window.
>'Evening sir, do you know wh-, what's wrong?'
>You look at the officer, your eyes are filled with tears.
It's been a very emotional night sir.. 
>'Where's your shirt? You understand public nudity is now allowed correct?'
It's been stained horribly.. I'm sorry. I'll go home, I promise.
>He wipes the tears from your eyes.
>'It's okay son, I'll just let you off with a warning, it seems to me as though you've been through hell and back.'
>Alexandra leans towards you and adds onto the officer's comment
>'And I don't even know why he's upset, we just went to go see a movie.'
>'What movie?'
>'My little pony of course!'
>The officer giddys with excitement
>'Is it good?!'
>'Yeah! I really liked it, so did he. I really like the part whe-
>You punch the gas like it was fucking damned. 
>You drop Alexandra off at her house, and speed home. 
>The house is dark, it smells like a mix of Tobacco and cinnamon. 
>Your nose has suffered the equal amount of depression of Vietnam and WWII combined.. you sack out on your couch.. you cry and suffer the memories never to be remembered.
>You eventually cry yourself to sleep..
Why me? Why me? All I wanted was fine ass.. fine ass and dinner.
5/22


>You dream..
>You dream of greatness and glory..
>You're in the middle of an imaginary fight scene in Avengers 2, Iron Man kicks the shit out of Thanos and his minion army that attacks earth.
>You're Captain America.. you're bashing the faggots with your shield back and forth..
>When suddenly.. 
>BlueFast comes at you with bullet speed.
>You raised your shield just in time, her brains scatter on the mystery alloy shield.
>You lower it and see the blue pony.. on the ground.
>To the left, Purplesmart is blasting you with her magic, you throw the shield at her and managed to decapitate her.
>You scratch your head in confusion..
>You look at Iron Man, he's being swarmed by the pony menace.. suddenly you look around you. 
>Ponys everywhere.. your shield drops to the ground.
>You've been turned into a Pegasus.
>You scream upon waking up from the horrible nightmare, yet.. you don't wake up on the couch you cried yourself to sleep on.
>You're in 
>Fucking YellowQuiet's
>Cottage.. on your couch, they literally picked up the couch and teleported you.
This has to be a fucking joke.. I must be dreaming.
>You get up and look for your shirt and jacket.. 
>They're on the back of the couch.. unstained.
>You "put them on", and walk through the cottage.
>Curiosity fills your head, you walk over to one of the windows
>It sounds like footsteps the floor above.
>You cower a bit in fear.. you don't care if it's a dream or not, you don't want to be here period, or see any pony in sight.. the fear returns.
>Footsteps draw nearer, down the staircase.
>You see a silhouette of a pony.. probably yellowquiet.
>No time to react properly.. you look at the window.
>It's still dark, you could probably book it.
6/22


>You look outside the window one last time.. then you hear a voice
>'Hu, ANON? YOU'RE AWAKE?!'
>Adrenaline pumping.. you somersault jump through the window like a fucking boss and dart into the darkness.
>You run for what seems like miles.. about 400 yards in the chase.. you begin to feel it.
>Pain..
>It's not a dream, this is real life niqquh.
>You continue to run for another mile stretch of plain into that one forest
>Even then, you don't think you've lost her.. you dodge trees, continuously running on and on..
>You reach the other end of the forest, into another plain.. in front of a large, large city.
>There's that one castle it showed in the movie, you know obviously that's NOT the way you want to go.
>You turn around.. YellowQuiet is right behind you
>She gasps, and begins to dart away from you
>All sorts of confusion and duh fuq right now..
>Look to your right, Purplesmart teleports with a bright flash next to you.
>She quickly levitates you, the magic surrounding you burns your skin, you both suddenly teleport to some sort of long hallway
>Celestia is in front of you, wings open almost as if she's ready to charge at you..
>Moonhorse and candy princess are in front of you as well.. you fear for your life.
>[spoiler]You never asked for this.. [/spoiler]
>You begin to cry.. bitch niggah..
>'Okay, let's let him down, I think he's had enough for one evening'.
>'Okay Celestia'.
>They let you down, your skin burns from the magic that levitated you from the ground.
>You go into a fetal position, you try to comfort yourself.
7/22


>Candy princess moves toward you, she tries to comfort you, but you cringe at every word she speaks.
>You're a perfectly normal person.. why did of all things, this, have to happen to you?
>You're about to be fucked by 4 horses with colorful manes that speak English.. you probably wont ever think straight again.
>You can't even speak.. Candy Princess moves back to give you room.. you continue to sulk.
Why am I even here? What did I do to even be brought here?
>Celestia moves toward you and hushes you gently..
>'You did nothing to be here, we thought you'd be much happier here, we here in Equestria see happiness as life.. and what you experienced tonight was pure suffering and pain.'
>You look up to Celestia
Well no shit.. but being here doesn't help me any.. not at all.
>Cadence:'Well, we thought we might be able to change that, and see the glory in our realm, and enjoy the happiness we have to give.'
>Luna:'But obviously that hath yet to work dear sisters.. in fact, it seems as though we may have done the exact opposite by bringing him here.'
>Twilight:'And I don't personally think sending him back would be the best choice.. what if he tells others of our realm?'
>Celestia looks at you with a painful,"sorry, but no matter what you say, it's probably going to happen anyways" kind of look.
>'Well, I guess we'll have to keep him here for the time being.'
>Your eyeballs could literally fucking pop out and roll on the floor
I would never tell a single soul! I promise! Just let me go home and get the fuck out of this damned place! 
>Cadence:'I'm sorry Anon, but we can't. It'd be far too risky to even think of sending you back with you knowing what, where, and who we are.'
>Twilight:'However, one of my friends definitely know how to cheer one up.. I can promise that.'
>You look at the Twilight with a sad look
Maybe I don't need to be cheered up here? Why not at home?
8/22

>Pinky busts down the door with her party canon..  the rest of the main 6 appear behind her.
>Pinky:' I KNOW SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO TURN THEIR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!'
>Christ almighty, make it stop...
>She runs up to you and hugs you, nearly breaking your ribcage..
>Pinky grabs your hand with both hooves and begins to shake your hand vigorously.. 
>Pinky:'HI! MY NAME'S PINKY! WHAT'S YOURS??!'
>You look at the pink autist with a bit of a frown.. her entrance was a bit adorable..
Anon
>Pinky:'Anon huh? Funny name!'
>Coming from someone named Pinkie Pie....
>You take your hand away from her hoofs before she gives you anymore injuries..
>Twilight:'These are my friends, I assure you they'll take great care of you as well as I, Pinky, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and I'm Twilight.'
>"Funny name!", pot calling the kettle a nigger.
Well it's nice to meet all of you, but there's no way whatsoever we can cut some sort of deal? You guys obviously know who I am.. have you been watching me?
>Celestia:'I watch everything.. I created your world, the god you think of is a false prophet, they didn't believe Abraham when he said a magical Alicorn created the universe.'
What...
>Luna:'Indeed..'
Then if I begin to tell someone, if at all, then why not just teleport me back here again?
>Cadence:'It would be a waste of energy.. we can assure that you'll enjoy this realm much better than your old world.'
You've got to be kiddin-.. I spent my whole life there! I can't just walk away from it!
>Luna:'And now you get to spend eternity here! Won't it be fun?'
No?
>Pinky hugs you again, giving you a reassuring smile.. you shove her off into Fluttershy.'
9/22


>You stand up.. gallons of testosterone flow through you.. your balls have awoken.
I 'aint gonna sit here for fucking years watching my shit that I worked hard for on my damned planet go to waste because a couple of fucking horses don't believe I won't keep my mouth shut.
>All of their jaws drop to the floor, they just watched you transform from a butterfly to a fucking bull, and disrespect 3 princesses in front of them.
>Celestia:'If it's detainment and imprisonment you're asking for, then so be it, we don't have to be nice you know.'
>Fluttershy stands in the middle of you and the 3 royals.. 
>Fluttershy:' Now, I'm sure we can just find a better way to resol-
>Pinky slams full force into Fluttershy's place and interrupts
>Pinkie Pie:'No worries girls, I can guarantee he'll be happy as ever in a jiffy, he's just gotta lighten up.'
>She begins to touch you everywhere, she then finds your fucking weakest points..
>Your fucking tickle spots..
>She gives you the damn bee's knees, she then attacks your sides.. you can't stop laughing.
>The three princesses that were about to imprison you and throw you to the moon or whatever were laughing with you.. you were fuqin serious.
>One day you'll turn them into glue and a nice jacket.. one day..
>She stops tickling you.. you finally get air and calm down.
>Pinkie Pie:'Now no more grumpy Anon, okay? Why be grumpy when we can have fun! 
>The pink dumbass hops on the floor, being silly. 
>You smirk just a little bit.. you can stand just a bit of this realm you suppose. At least you don't have work.
>The 10 of you exit Canterlot, you reach a cab wagon.. the 3 royals direct that you'll be staying at Fluttershy's whilst they schedule you your own residence.
>And so it begins..
10/22


>You and Fluttershy get in the cab whilst the others discuss what's to be done.. leaving you and her to go back to p0nyville.
>Fluttershy repeatedly tries to kick up a conversation, you just ignore her repeatedly.
>Fluttershy:'So, what do you think of me? Can we be friends? Please?'
...
>Fluttershy:'Are you angry with me? I'm sorry if you are.. i just want to be friends..'
...
>Cabdriver:'We're here..'
Thanks, let's go.
>Fluttershy looks at you dumbfounded and with a sad expression
>Fluttershy:'Do you not want to talk to me?'
>You both continue towards the cottage, she grabs the key from under the doormat.. and unlocks the door.. she's trying to talk to you.. but you don't give a fuq.
>She opens the door, critters look at you in wonder.. they all gather around you.
>Fluttershy's expression changes immediately as she sees this. Apparently it's the first time it's ever happened.
>#TheChosenOne
>Fluttershy:'Anon? How did you-?'
>You turn to her with a sarcastic expression
Listen ma'am, I honestly don't care to be here, to listen to your shit, to even look at you. You're the absolute epitome of shit.. 
>She begins to tear up.. you don't care..
So check this shit out, I'm only here to sleep while I plan my escape out of this universe, unless you plan to help me, stay out of my business
>She begins to cry and cower at your words.. 
11/22


>You stand back up.. walk past the crying pegasus, and sack out on the couch, you had no regrets today.

>You're now Fluttershy, you've just been fucking told punk niqquh
>Nobody's really ever been mean to you, you don't even understand why he was mean.
>"Escape this universe".. why would he want to leave? Was he that against you that he meant to leave you forever? He's the best thing that ever happened to you.
>You don't want him to leave.. ever.
>You trot next to him.. he's fast asleep.. you lay next to him.. you feel safer than anything next to him.


>You're still Fluttershy, you wake up before he does.. morning bird.
>You fly into the kitchen, you grab some ingredients to make some breakfast for the both of you
>Today you're gonna try to make him feel at home, he seems to be awfully upset since he was transported here from his home planet, you can at least be hospitable. 

>You're once again Anonymous..
>You wake up.. hoping it was all a dream.. same couch.. different house, not a dream.
>You get up, you walk to the bathroom, shower n shave routine..
>Upon exiting the bathroom, your only apparel is a towel.. you're greeted by a tiny little yellow horse.
>[spoiler] Sound familiar /mlp/? [/spoiler]
12/22

>The yellow horse flys toward you with a tray.. tray with food on top? She cooked you breakfast? How nice.
>However, she knocks into you.. more specifically.. your hip.
>The towel comes loose, and it falls upon the ground..
>In slow-mo, it's almost like a show opening.. the curtains have been drawn..
>Fluttershy's expression changes.. and her thoughts have been tainted forever..
>That sweet monkey dock.. hanging out in the breeze..
>She squee's and almost drops the tray..
>You grab the towel quick as lightning after realizing what had just happened.. you quickly cover up.
>But the damage has been done.. there was no going back..
>You look at the yellow horse angrily.. 
Are you trying to >rape me or something kid? At least you brought me some fucking breakfast.. christ allfucking mighty you disgust me. YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF SHIT, I REPEAT.. YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF SHIT.
>You grab the omellete off the tray and snack down angrily at it, your death cold stare at Fluttershy.
>She's in between the emotions of happiness, sorrow, and embarrassment. 
>You walk off into the living room and grab your clothes, you walk back into the bathroom and slam the door angrily, you then change back into your old clothes.
>You begin to think the yellow bastard meant to do it.. she was going to rape you.. this fucking realm is messed up, you had to get out of here quick.
>You exit the bathroom fully clothed.. it's just then there's a knock on the door.
>You answer it, it's Pinkie Pie, she grabs your hand and vigorously shakes it again..
Well how are you doing?
>Pinkie Pie:'Just fine Anon, Just fine! You ready to do some fun stuff today with me? Figured I'd show you around a bit.'
>Getting to know the area you're probably going to have the United States nuke once you get back wouldn't hurt.. you tag along with her, leaving Fluttershy behind.
>The two of you walk down to Sugarcube corner, she introduces you to the cakes.. it's then she becomes a bit suspicious, taking in some sort of code language.
13/22


>It's then you start to notice something going on, they've plotted something for you. 
>Later on in the day, Fluttershy rejoins you, just kinda tags along and says nothing.
>It's a pretty stupid day, you just listen to pinky and everything goes okay.. she'll ask questions and you'll kinda half ass them and get her to stop bugging you.
>It's then she finally stops you on the walk through the park, she asks you
>Pinkie Pie:'Anon, are you okay? I'm sorry if it doesn't feel like home, but you'll eventually get used to it! I promise!'
>You kneel down to her and in a kind manner, you say calmly..
I'd rather kill myself than get used to a place like here.
>She stops and goes blank for a while..
>She looks at you with a small frown
>Pinkie Pie:'Really?'
>You nod your head in reply
>Fluttershy is shaking her head
>Fluttershy:'NO! Please, don't even talk like that, I'd hate to see you go, you've only just come.'
>You turn to her
Why? So you can "accidentally" bump into me again and fuck me? No thanks, friendo.
>She cowers at your words again
>Pinkie Pie looks at Fluttershy shocked then back to you
>Pinkie Pie:'She tried to >rape you? Why would she?
She damn straight fucking did, this morning too. Seriously trying to get the D like no whore I've ever seen.
>Pinkie Pie:' So that why you'd rather-?'
Yep.
>Pinkie Pie:'Oh.. alright then..'
14/22

>You're now Pinkie Pie
>Anon:'I'd rather kill myself than get used to a place like here.'
>You stop.. your mind goes numb, you've never heard such depression.. maybe he wants to die.. should you help him?
>It's the least you can do, you've been trying to cheer him up all day. And you just scheduled a surprise party for him tomorrow..
>You get the sudden idea to rig the party, make it look like an accident.. maybe then he'll finally be happy.
>You turn back to him.. almost in a sobbing expression
Really?
>Anon:'Yes.'
>I guess there's nothing I can do to help him.. You see Fluttershy and Anon arguing over something, all you hear is >rape, that's when it strikes your attention
She tried to >rape you? Why would she?
>Anon:'She damn straight fucking did, this morning too. Seriously trying to get the D like no whore I've ever seen.'
>You realize it now.. Anon's mind has been traumatized.. maybe you should take them both out? You can't let Fluttershy ruin anything else..
>You begin to merry on home.. it's been a sad day.. you attempt to plot Anon's demise.. when he's only just come.
>It's really a shame to see such an opportunity go to waste, it's not the first you've killed a happiness deprived mare or colt.. just the opposite.
>You rid of them all, so that p0nyville seems a much happier place..
15/22


>You're Anon once again
>Pinkie Pie just trotted on back home, what a confrontation.
>Hopefully that got her to leave you alone, and hopefully the yellow menace doesn't attempt her fucking shenanigans once more..
>You and Yellowquiet mozy on back to the cottage, it's been a long day and your legs are tired.
>The both of you come through the cottage door, she offers to cook you dinner, to make up for what happened this morning, even though it was an honest accident.
>You don't listen, you walk back to YOUR couch, the one they stole from Earth, and sack out again, you fall asleep and dream of peace once more.. 
>You hate Equestria and everyp0ny in it.. You can't wait to go back home to Earth, where shit's normal and where it's actually peaceful and businesslike. 

>You're Fluttershy again,
>You've been turned down so many times, and you've been accused of >rape, you have standards, you wouldn't go after someone like that so quickly
>Even if he's got that hot monkey dock..
>You just can't believe he'd rather be dead than in Equestria, you don't want to see him go.. he's possibly the love of your life.
>You've dated other colts and stallions, even mares, it doesn't matter, they leave you in the long run.
>You see a future with this one, Anon is your key to eternal love..
>Pinkie Pie though, she was acting strange at the party, she didn't seem to fight or argue with Anon about his attitude towards this place..
>Was Pinkie Pie with him on it? Was she against it? Did she find no use in trying to stop him?
>You ponder the thoughts.. you trot over next to Anon, whom is once again, fast asleep.
>His peaceful presence in his sleep warms you, it's the only time he's not raging pissed off at you or anyone else. You sleep next to him for the night.
16/22


>You're Anon again
>You woke up earlier than Fluttershy did today, and you notice she's sleeping right next to you.
>That little fucking yellow whore
>You get up and kick her in the side in absolute anger
TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME ARE YOU? 
>Through all the raging in your head, and all the words you curse at her, you barely hear the knock on the door
>Fluttershy holds her side where you kicked her, she cries, she's terrified of you
>Good
>The knock on the door comes again, this time louder.
>You go to answer it, it's Pinkie Pie again.. she smiles at you
>You look at her with a mug face..
And just what the fuck are you looking at?
>She cowers on your words as well, you like that.
>Pinkie Pie:'Just wondered if you wanted me to show you one last place, we haven't gone to Sweet Apple Acres yet.'
>You remember from the god awful movie while you could still hear it through all the fapping and masturbation that it was the barn looking place.
>You walk out the door with Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy limply follows..
>Pinkie Pie comes up next to you and quietly converses with you
>Pinkie Pie:'So she tried to do it again? This morning?'
Caught her trying to sleep with me, but I know better.
>Pinkie Pie:'Darn, I never would have thought of her to be that kind of mare.. so desperate.'
>You look at Fluttershy with anger, then back to Pinkie Pie with a mug face
Yeah, maybe because you're her friend.. I saw it from the beginning.
>Fluttershy begins to cry sob whilst follow you to sweet apple acres.
17/22


>You're Pinkie Pie, you just got up and you've figured out how you're going to kill Anon.. 
>The surprise party you've scheduled at sweet apple acres has been already set, so nobody's there.
>Once Anon activates the trap you've created last night, the heavy post wood beacon will fall on him, Fluttershy will eventually be killed after, how is the question you'll find out later.
>You just don't want to spoil Anon's own death, he'd be terrified, and it's the least you can do to make him happy, telling him would only make him deathly afraid.. more stress.
>You arrive at Fluttershy's cottage, you hear Anon, he just woke up the second you came to the door
>Anon:'TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME ARE YOU?'
>You hear a loud crack.. a kick or something..
>You hear a tone of commotion.. screaming and crying.. 
>You can't believe your ears.. your best friend trying to sleep with someone that just arrived, she definitely needs to go.. 
>It pains you to say it, but you suppose killing them both is for the better.
>You knock on the door, no response.. just more screaming, if anything it's louder than before.
>You knock once again, putting all you hoof into it..
>Much louder screaming.
>Fuq it.. you slam your noggin against the door full fucking force.. almost breaking the damn wood.
>It's silent.
>Anon answers the door, with a mug face.. you smile at him to cheer him up.
>Anon:'And just what the fuck are you lookin at?'
>You cower, you're afraid he'll hit you like he did Fluttershy, you look behind him to see Fluttershy crying, with a bruised wing.
Just wondered if you wanted me to show you one last place, we haven't gone to Sweet Apple Acres yet,
>It looks like he actually ponders the thought, he then takes your offer, you're almost relieved, you can't say the same for Fluttershy, poor girl.
18/22


>You're Fluttershy, 
>You wake up to an extremely sharp pain against your side,
>Anon full on soccerkicked your wing, he's screaming at you, something about you sleeping with him, when you wouldn't dare hurt him or take advantage of him..
>... yet...
>His screaming and blood curdling aggressive tone are blurred out by the ringing pain in your ears from the painful blow. 
>Minutes pass of pain and shouting.. it then goes silent.. you can finally hear yourself..
>Someone was knocking at the door, you turn back to see Anon at the door with a mug face against Pinkie, you're afraid for the worst. 
>You don't want to tell Celestia or Luna of his actions, you don't want to see him imprisoned, not ever.
>But you don't want to see Anon like this anymore, you just want to see him happy and content with you, with everyone.. maybe then you'd have a chance.
>Him and Pinkie walk out of the cottage, maybe Pinkie will finally settle Anon's anger today, she's a cheerful person, she'll figure something out.
>You quickly get up.. shuddering in pain.. you limp along with the pain in your side.
>You hear them both conversing, the ringing in your ears have ceased..
>They're talking about the situation that happened this morning, you try to listen in past the sand being walked on through Anon's shoes..
>He turns around to you, he gives you the angriest stare he's ever expressed.. you cower in fear of another blow..
>He turns around, he continues to converse with Pinkie
>Anon:'Caught her trying to sleep with me, but I know better.'
>You continue to limp along with them to Sweet Apple Acres.
19/22

>You're Anon again.. quite a bit of hopping around hm?
>You've only been walking for 20 minutes and you're already tired.. they better have food over there.
>Pinkie Pie's been smiling the whole way..
>Whenever you try to ask her why she is.. she only replies
>Pinkie Pie:'No worries Anon, I can guarantee you'll finally be happy once we get there.'
>What the fuck ever, you don't care. You'll just storm off, and go back to sleep on the couch if it's another attempt at kissing up to make you happy.
>You're a businessman, you were much happier back then than now.. you don't care to be acquainted with these p0nies, let alone any at all.
>Since that movie, you've been nothing but emotionally relinquished of your own well being.
>There is nothing, you repeat, fucking nothing.. that will make you happy in this realm, all you wish is to go home.
>And for
>Fucking Fluttershy
>To quit attempting to sleep with you, it's disgusting. How those bronies managed to even come close to being okay with sleeping with ponies is a mystery to you.
>You finally arrive at the barn, nop0ny is anywhere to be seen, even the house is empty.
>You and Pinkie Pie look around to try and find Applecake, Applehat, OrangeAss, whatever the fuck her name was..
>You finally come to the barn doors, Pinkie Pie is overjoyed for the stupidest fucking reason you've yet to know. 
>She begins to bounce uncontrollably, like she's made of rubber. 
>AppleHat and SkittleDyke bust open the barn doors, nearly knocking you in the chin, you yet flinch.
>TS;PP;RAR;RD;AJ:' ~SURPRISE!!!!~'
>You stand there still angry, your stomach growls intensely.. you ask politely,
Where is the food? 
>Pinkie Pie:'I knew the walk would make you thirsty, my made-from-scratch party punch is on the table over there!'
20/22

>You're once again Pinkie Pie, 
>Another one of your plans fall into place.. almost perfectly. 
>You smile at how it fluently accomplished itself.. so well thought out.
>Anon walks over to the table next to the post wooden beam, that you rigged to have the 2 support beams holding the roof crush him.. 
>It would look like a terrible accident.. like it usually does. 
>Maybe he'd finally be happy and thankful.. he said it himself.
>[Memory]Anon:'I'd rather kill myself than get used to a place like here.'
>Fluttershy made no help, repeatedly attempting to have her way with poor Anon..
>And in his sleep too, who were to have thought?
>The 4 others that conversed as Anon grabbed the punch.
>Upon the bowl being replaced back onto the table next to the wooden post, you set the table to vibrate against the wooden post.. that would shake the weakened roof supports.
>The sounds of bending and snapping wood come to realization, you move back to watch.. the two support beams have broken off, and are about to kill Anon.
>In the corner of your eye however, you see Fluttershy dart towards Anon.. in what looks like she's about to tackle him out of the way
>Fluttershy is about to ruin everything.. your ingenious plan that luckily worked out.. she's seriously desperate enough to save him only so he'll give her his hot monkey dock.
>Gosh.. and you worked so hard too..
21/22


>The sounds of wood bending and snapping alert the other p0nies.. they attempt to figure out where it's coming from, by then it's already too late.
>You're Fluttershy,
>Just at the first sound of the wood being bent and snapped, you look to Anon, and then above him.. the roof supports breaking.. the heavy wood would kill him.
>You dart and just in time tackle him out of the way.
>The heavy wood nearly crushes you, but smashes your wing, your right hind leg, and renders you speechless with pain..
>Other debris fell onto Anon however, one of the beams got him fairly good.. almost in a lethal manner.
>The other main 4 are shocked and appauled, they attempt to lift the post wood off of Anon.. he was impaled by a piece of debris.
>Rarity finally notices the other beams on you and rushes to help you..
>She screams for the others to help her lift the wood off
>Through the ringing in your ears from the pain, you barely make out voices
>Applejack:'How could this have happened? Never once has this barn been damaged!'
>Twilight:'Enough yammering and help!'
>They lift the wood off of you, and begin to comfort you.. you're badly bruised.
>You cry for Anon.. you see him bleeding from the impalement.. Twilight to his right is trying to heal him.. but it fails to work.
>What is Anon going to think of this when he wakes up?
>If he wakes up..
>You cry for Anon.. a small gathering of tears on the wood floor under you.. you lay there.. rendered useless.
>At least you saved Anon.
22/22
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