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  1. Monkey Lord Anon [PREVIEW]
  2. >Today is a fine day in Equestria,
  3. >The p0ny people have named you spirit fingers.. you tap across the guitar like it's no fucking problem.
  4. >You wake up this fine day.. you shit, shower, shave..
  5. >You tune up your electric twanger and prepare for the yellow menace to come a'knockin' on heavens door.
  6. >You open the door, but hold the fucking phone.
  7. >It's Fluttershy.. with a PRS?
  8. >That's no ordinary PRS, that's a damn nice PRS.. Look that shit up on google.
  9. >And an Orange crate? Where of all places would she get one of these?!
  10. >She looks at you with a smirk
  11. >'Well hello there Anon, are expensive guitars your fetish?'
  12. >You look at the yellow mare with a disappointed look,
  13. Do you even know how to play the damn thing?
  14. >She looks at you like you're joking,
  15. >'Play me something, I'll bet you I can nail it down in a second.'
  16. Okay..
  17. [Into The Darkness Verse 1]
  18. >You end the verse, not a sweat..
  19. >'Hmm, would you mind playing it again?'
  20. What?
  21. >She looks at you blankly
  22. >'Play it again?'
  23. You said you would nail it down in a second..
  24. >'Oh! sorry, I wasn't necessarily paying attention, you mean this right?'
  25. [Into the Darkness Verse 1]
  26. >She ends without a sweat either..
  27. >This is not going to be good for your rep if a yellow horse is whooping you at the guitar.
  28. >You look back down at your guitar...
  29. No.. I won't let this shit happen..
  30. >You take your pick
  31. [Vengeance is Mine]
  32. [Vengeance is Mine xF]
  33. >She's got you pinned.. it's like she was born playing this music
  34. >You get a smirky little idea.. she's never heard earth music before..
  35. Okay.. you may know how to play my stuff, how about Metallica's stuff?
  36. [One Solo B#]
  37. >You finish with just a bead of sweat..
  38. >She picks her guitar back up, and looks at you
  39. >'Metallica's oldy One.. and you played it in B#.. '
  40. [One Solo Ab]
  41. >Damnit... there's no giving up with this woman..
  42. >Time to change styles..
  43. >You change the SFX and go back to good old acoustic,
  44. [Bouree in E#]
  45. [Bouree in E#]
  46. >You begin to see that she has a hard time keeping up with single fretted pieces..
  47. [Guns & Roses Sweet Child O' Mine intro]
  48. [Guns & Roses Sweet Child O' Mine poor quality]
  49. >You look at the yellow prodigy with a grin
  50. Having a hard time keeping up?
  51. >She looks back up..
  52. >'I wouldn't dare lose and disappoint you.'
  53. [Kirk Hammett solo]
  54. [Kirk Hammett poor quality]
  55. >She's breaking.. you can see her struggling more and more
  56. [Key of E Major scale]
  57. [Key of E Major scale poor]
  58. >She barely just hung on to the last note..
  59. >You kiss your pick, and give it your best
  60. [Ben Higgins solo SFX1:4401:5] <-- just have to remember the number for the SFX system.
  61. >She sits there.. her hooves droop over the neck and body of the guitar.
  62. >You grin and walk towards Fluttershy..
  63. You did good friendo, real good.. but no good enough.
  64. >She sighs.. her dreams of jerking you off with musical talent have been crushed..
  65. >You close the door and wail some more on that sweet electric twanger
  66. >Nice try
  67. >Fucking Fluttershy..
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